Urine Quotes: top 44 famous quotes about Urine

Urine Quotes & Sayings

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she received all things with the stolidness of the earth which soaks up urine and perfume with the same indifference. — Zora Neale Hurston

Hello from the gutters of New York City, which are filled with dog manure, vomit, stale wine, urine, and blood. — David Berkowitz

You go ahead. I'd rather not be shot out of a tube into a pool filled with a bunch of nine-year-olds' urine. — Justin Halpern

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. — Rodney Dangerfield

Tears are kind of like urine. There is only so long you can hold them in. — Julie Buxbaum

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. — Dave Moulton

You have to taste the sour urine before you break the jug. — Clive Barker

We are working with a biotech company, Calypte, which has designed a urine test for the HIV antibody. — Luc Montagnier

Mockery be damned, my urine looked delicious. — Yann Martel

Borman's dumping urine. Urine [in] approximately one minute." Two lines further along, we see Lovell saying, "What a sight to behold! — Mary Roach

Can you really believe that a drop of urine is an infinity of monads, and that each of these has ideas, however obscure, of the universe as a whole? — Voltaire

Some people hate the smell of hospitals. I hate the smell of jails and prisons, all the same: stale cigarette smoke, Pine-Sol, urine, sweat, and dust. — Ann Rule

There's no use in denying it: this has been a bad week. I've started drinking my own urine. — Bret Easton Ellis

Her bladder felt painfully, solidly full, as though it would burst and release not urine but the garbled prayers she was muttering. — Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

Clearly, Siberian reindeer are not fighting over drugged urine for its nutrative value. — David J. Linden

Tears are kind of like urine. There's only so long you can hold them in. — Julie Buxbaum

I'm not going to go home and drink rat urine. — Shaquille O'Neal

I'd get off the train at Penn Station, breathe in the smell of urine, popcorn, and dirt, and feel like I was coming home. — Jennifer Close

(Female African clawed frogs, when injected with the urine of a pregnant woman, lay eggs within a few hours.) — Elizabeth Kolbert

I love the smell of male urine and the reek of his groin on my bath towels after he'd had a shower — J.G. Ballard

In our time, the symbol of state intrusion into the private life is the mandatory urine test. — Christopher Hitchens

Depression to me is urine yellow. Washed out, exhausted miles of weak piss. The — Gillian Flynn

Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing. — Faina Ranevskaya

In the distance an elk bull bellowed, the strange screaming noise a signal to a cow as strong as the urine that covered its belly. — John Campea

She herself had given up washing long ago, and besides, people no longer believed in stale urine, either for one purpose or another. — Halldor Laxness

Yes, we drink our own urine in space. — Stuart Gibbs

Tears are valuable, but when they touch the ground they are no more different than urine. — M.F. Moonzajer

Creating your own blog is about as easy as creating your own urine, and you're about as likely to find someone else interested in it. — Lore Sjoberg

Dogs read the world through their noses and write their history in urine. — J.R. Ackerley

I always say that I'm a clean athlete and that I should be randomly tested anytime, urine and blood. — Floyd Mayweather Jr.

A computer scientist is a machine for converting coffee into urine. — Alan Kay

He teaches how to void excrement and urine and the like, elevating what is mean, and does not falsely excuse himself by calling these things trifles. — Henry David Thoreau

They used to inject rabbits with women's urine to determine pregnancy. — Olivia Cunning

Between urine and filth we are born. — Saint Augustine

Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste. — Rip Torn

His reverie took him out of the everyday, away from the blankets and the bag of urine. — Teju Cole

When Lisa awoke she was back in the cell on the floor covered in her own blood, dirt, and urine. And that was only day 1. — Mia Moore

Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test. — Jim Cornette

Human urine is both nutrient-rich and an effective tooth whitener — Christopher McDougall

Milk, blood, tears, urine, semen. — Henri Cole

As we shook hands I wondered idly what her urine looked like. — Patrick McGrath

HH Beard has perfected ... 3 excellent (urine) cancer tests, all of proven accuracy of 95% or better ... in 1942 and onwards. — Sir Arthur Harris, 1st Baronet

No one's urine smells as good as your own. — Markus Zusak

The brain secretes thought as the stomach secretes gastric juice, the liver bile, and the kidneys urine. — Karl Vogt