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Updated Funny Quotes By Matthea Harvey: Writing a poem is always a process of

Writing a poem is always a process of subtracting: you start with all of language available to you, and you choose a smaller field. — Matthea Harvey

Updated Funny Quotes By Anthony Liccione: Don't give up because things are hard, but

Don't give up because things are hard, but work harder, when you think of giving up. — Anthony Liccione

Updated Funny Quotes By Mason Cooley: As a comforter, philosophy cannot compete with a

As a comforter, philosophy cannot compete with a good dinner. — Mason Cooley

Updated Funny Quotes By George S. Patton: Remember wars are won by killing people. The

Remember wars are won by killing people. The more we kill, the quicker we'll get out of this war. — George S. Patton

Updated Funny Quotes By Mason Cooley: The aphorist is a hit and run artist.

The aphorist is a hit and run artist. — Mason Cooley

Updated Funny Quotes By Theodore Annemann: Look for all the world like you're counting

Look for all the world like you're counting the brain cells in his cranium. — Theodore Annemann

Updated Funny Quotes By Al Jarreau: I don't know where we got the notion

I don't know where we got the notion that God wants us to suffer. Every living thing tends toward the good or we would have been gone a long time ago. — Al Jarreau

Updated Funny Quotes By Edgar Allan Poe: Proprieties of place, and especially of time, are

Proprieties of place, and especially of time, are the bugbears which terrify mankind from the contemplation of the magnificent. — Edgar Allan Poe

Updated Funny Quotes By Matshona Dhliwayo: It is at the edge of excellence that

It is at the edge of excellence that genius awaits. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Updated Funny Quotes By David Lynch: I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon.

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. — David Lynch