Up Your Own Arse Quotes: top 34 famous quotes about Up Your Own Arse

Up Your Own Arse Quotes & Sayings

Happy to read and share the best inspirational Up Your Own Arse quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.

To paraphrase Montaigne - even when you're sitting on the highest throne in the world, you're still sitting on your arse. — M.J. Carter

That is NOT the arse of a Â£7million player! — Eamon Dunphy

You will get such flattery as you deserve, and my foot in your arse the rest of the time. — Joe Abercrombie

The squealing little arse-gerbil. — Tana French

Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse but enough about Kanye West. — Stewart Francis

Rough as a badger's arse — Marian Keyes

He was doing quite well until the last sentence, but if you bare your arse to a vengeful unicorn, the number of possible outcomes dwindles to one. — David Mitchell

It takes a bomb under his arse to make Hitler see logic. — Joseph Goebbels

I'm not even tone deaf, that's the arse-mothering, fuck-nosed, bugger-sucking wank of the thing. — Stephen Fry

I kicked your arse and handed it to you like a hat. — Suzanne M. Sabol

What's with you all, anyway? You jam a stick up your own arse then preen at how tall and straight your standing. — Steven Erikson

He gave Gaspode a long, slow stare, which was like challenging a centipede to an arse-kicking contest. — Terry Pratchett

Know what I like about you?" Phil rumbled in my ear.
"Based on recent experience, I'd say my arse comes pretty high on the list". — J.L. Merrow

That was wonderful," Natasha lied.
"Not half; you are brilliant. Can I fuck you up the arse later? — D.M. Blowers

I told him that without me he wouldn't be able to find his arse with his two hands, — Bill Carson

Would everyone stop saying arse!" ... "I know, its called an ass, people. Ass — Samantha Young

You want a torch or a candle, maybe? You've got your head so far up your own arse, it must be dark in there. -Sam — Kady Cross

I'm a big fan of the Mars Bar Diet. You don't eat the Mars bar, you stick it up your arse and let a rottweiler chase you home. — Billy Connolly

I love the way you smile at me ... knocks me on my arse. — Amy Harmon

That's the best thing I can think of. Having a good hold on your arse always makes me feel steady. — Diana Gabaldon

Not that i had a big arse but even that was toned. — Benedict Cumberbatch

What is it? Tens, I can see the stick up your arse from here. I'm dying remember? Dying people don't have time for silly moods — Amber Kizer

Iss all regulated Simon, everything in this country is. Yow can't scratch yer arse without some cunt filling o form abaht it. — Wes Brown

I always try to remember that praise and a slap on your back is only 6 inches away from a kick up the arse! — Anthony Foley

Arse. I find the thought very appealing. — E.L. James

Destiny can sometimes be history coming back to bite you in the arse. — Hal Duncan

His divine wisdom can kiss my common arse — Rachel Caine

The other man's arse is always cleaner! — Stephen Fry

I'm at the age where i don't have to kiss arse or play nice! — Sharon Osbourne

What about Ding-Dong?"

"Detective Inspector Bell couldn't find his arse with both hands if you duct-taped them to it. Come on. — Stuart MacBride

Leeky Shortz says "Live life like your arse is on fire! — Maxine Mansfield

Are we going to kick arse and take names, Miss Kane?" "I was thinking we'd maybe just ask them some questions. Politely. — Alexis Hall

I tell you, one more insult and I'll take his curling tongs and ram them so far up his arse he'll be able to curl the damned thing from the inside. — David Gemmell

I'd like to have a business card saying: Bruce Norris kicked your arse. — Robert Muchamore