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Up Your Own Arse Quotes By M.J. Carter: To paraphrase Montaigne - even when you're sitting

To paraphrase Montaigne - even when you're sitting on the highest throne in the world, you're still sitting on your arse. — M.J. Carter

Up Your Own Arse Quotes By Eamon Dunphy: That is NOT the arse of a Â£7million

That is NOT the arse of a Â£7million player! — Eamon Dunphy

Up Your Own Arse Quotes By Joe Abercrombie: You will get such flattery as you deserve,

You will get such flattery as you deserve, and my foot in your arse the rest of the time. — Joe Abercrombie

Up Your Own Arse Quotes By Tana French: The squealing little arse-gerbil.

The squealing little arse-gerbil. — Tana French

Up Your Own Arse Quotes By Stewart Francis: Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse

Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse but enough about Kanye West. — Stewart Francis

Up Your Own Arse Quotes By Marian Keyes: Rough as a badger's arse

Rough as a badger's arse — Marian Keyes

Up Your Own Arse Quotes By David Mitchell: He was doing quite well until the last

He was doing quite well until the last sentence, but if you bare your arse to a vengeful unicorn, the number of possible outcomes dwindles to one. — David Mitchell

Up Your Own Arse Quotes By Joseph Goebbels: It takes a bomb under his arse to

It takes a bomb under his arse to make Hitler see logic. — Joseph Goebbels

Up Your Own Arse Quotes By Stephen Fry: I'm not even tone deaf, that's the arse-mothering,

I'm not even tone deaf, that's the arse-mothering, fuck-nosed, bugger-sucking wank of the thing. — Stephen Fry

Up Your Own Arse Quotes By Suzanne M. Sabol: I kicked your arse and handed it to

I kicked your arse and handed it to you like a hat. — Suzanne M. Sabol

Up Your Own Arse Quotes By Steven Erikson: What's with you all, anyway? You jam a

What's with you all, anyway? You jam a stick up your own arse then preen at how tall and straight your standing. — Steven Erikson

Up Your Own Arse Quotes By Terry Pratchett: He gave Gaspode a long, slow stare, which

He gave Gaspode a long, slow stare, which was like challenging a centipede to an arse-kicking contest. — Terry Pratchett

Up Your Own Arse Quotes By J.L. Merrow: Know what I like about you?" Phil rumbled

Know what I like about you?" Phil rumbled in my ear.
"Based on recent experience, I'd say my arse comes pretty high on the list". — J.L. Merrow

Up Your Own Arse Quotes By D.M. Blowers: That was wonderful," Natasha lied."Not half; you are

That was wonderful," Natasha lied.
"Not half; you are brilliant. Can I fuck you up the arse later? — D.M. Blowers

Up Your Own Arse Quotes By Bill Carson: I told him that without me he wouldn't

I told him that without me he wouldn't be able to find his arse with his two hands, — Bill Carson

Up Your Own Arse Quotes By Samantha Young: Would everyone stop saying arse!" ... "I know,

Would everyone stop saying arse!" ... "I know, its called an ass, people. Ass — Samantha Young

Up Your Own Arse Quotes By Kady Cross: You want a torch or a candle, maybe?

You want a torch or a candle, maybe? You've got your head so far up your own arse, it must be dark in there. -Sam — Kady Cross

Up Your Own Arse Quotes By Billy Connolly: I'm a big fan of the Mars Bar

I'm a big fan of the Mars Bar Diet. You don't eat the Mars bar, you stick it up your arse and let a rottweiler chase you home. — Billy Connolly

Up Your Own Arse Quotes By Amy Harmon: I love the way you smile at me

I love the way you smile at me ... knocks me on my arse. — Amy Harmon

Up Your Own Arse Quotes By Diana Gabaldon: That's the best thing I can think of.

That's the best thing I can think of. Having a good hold on your arse always makes me feel steady. — Diana Gabaldon

Up Your Own Arse Quotes By Benedict Cumberbatch: Not that i had a big arse but

Not that i had a big arse but even that was toned. — Benedict Cumberbatch

Up Your Own Arse Quotes By Amber Kizer: What is it? Tens, I can see the

What is it? Tens, I can see the stick up your arse from here. I'm dying remember? Dying people don't have time for silly moods — Amber Kizer

Up Your Own Arse Quotes By Wes Brown: Iss all regulated Simon, everything in this country

Iss all regulated Simon, everything in this country is. Yow can't scratch yer arse without some cunt filling o form abaht it. — Wes Brown

Up Your Own Arse Quotes By Anthony Foley: I always try to remember that praise and

I always try to remember that praise and a slap on your back is only 6 inches away from a kick up the arse! — Anthony Foley

Up Your Own Arse Quotes By E.L. James: Arse. I find the thought very appealing.

Arse. I find the thought very appealing. — E.L. James

Up Your Own Arse Quotes By Hal Duncan: Destiny can sometimes be history coming back to

Destiny can sometimes be history coming back to bite you in the arse. — Hal Duncan

Up Your Own Arse Quotes By Rachel Caine: His divine wisdom can kiss my common arse

His divine wisdom can kiss my common arse — Rachel Caine

Up Your Own Arse Quotes By Stephen Fry: The other man's arse is always cleaner!

The other man's arse is always cleaner! — Stephen Fry

Up Your Own Arse Quotes By Sharon Osbourne: I'm at the age where i don't have

I'm at the age where i don't have to kiss arse or play nice! — Sharon Osbourne

Up Your Own Arse Quotes By Stuart MacBride: What about Ding-Dong?""Detective Inspector Bell couldn't find his

What about Ding-Dong?"

"Detective Inspector Bell couldn't find his arse with both hands if you duct-taped them to it. Come on. — Stuart MacBride

Up Your Own Arse Quotes By Maxine Mansfield: Leeky Shortz says "Live life like your arse

Leeky Shortz says "Live life like your arse is on fire! — Maxine Mansfield

Up Your Own Arse Quotes By Alexis Hall: Are we going to kick arse and take

Are we going to kick arse and take names, Miss Kane?" "I was thinking we'd maybe just ask them some questions. Politely. — Alexis Hall

Up Your Own Arse Quotes By David Gemmell: I tell you, one more insult and I'll

I tell you, one more insult and I'll take his curling tongs and ram them so far up his arse he'll be able to curl the damned thing from the inside. — David Gemmell

Up Your Own Arse Quotes By Robert Muchamore: I'd like to have a business card saying:

I'd like to have a business card saying: Bruce Norris kicked your arse. — Robert Muchamore