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I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing.
— Mitch Hedberg
All the electronic devices are powered by white smoke. When smoke goes out, device is dead.
— Milan Nikolic
My tiny scary friend is coming
— Laini Taylor
I got a smoke alarm at home, but really it's more like a 9-volt-battery-slowly-drainer.
— Mitch Hedberg
Make sure you're right, then go ahead.
— Davy Crockett
In the bank they did the same kind of stuff the fortune-teller and the bookie had done. But they dressed better.
— Robert B. Parker
The world will tell you who you are, until you tell the world who you are.
— Tamara Winfrey Harris
Don't blow your load on the first stroke, fellas.
— Christopher Allsopp
I notice now, whatever character in whatever movie you're watching, they have these toned arms and muscles.
— Jill Clayburgh
What is your advice to young writers?"
"Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes. — Charles Bukowski
"Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes. — Charles Bukowski
I don't smoke a lot of pot anymore. No one wants to hang around a guy who ends every sentence with, "Do you guys hate me?"
— Mike Birbiglia
What makes us happy is to have a spiritual experience ... that experience of ecstasy in the deepest meditation; that's happiness.
— Frederick Lenz
How will I ever learn to forget
what I can no longer delete? — Angelos Michalopoulos
what I can no longer delete? — Angelos Michalopoulos
America needs to be defended. We need missile defense to better police the skies over the United States.
— Rudy Giuliani
Put that in your mustache and smoke it.
— Agatha Christie