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Up In Smoke Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I like to smoke a pipe, because it's

I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing. — Mitch Hedberg

Up In Smoke Funny Quotes By Milan Nikolic: All the electronic devices are powered by white

All the electronic devices are powered by white smoke. When smoke goes out, device is dead. — Milan Nikolic

Up In Smoke Funny Quotes By Laini Taylor: My tiny scary friend is coming

My tiny scary friend is coming — Laini Taylor

Up In Smoke Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I got a smoke alarm at home, but

I got a smoke alarm at home, but really it's more like a 9-volt-battery-slowly-drainer. — Mitch Hedberg

Up In Smoke Funny Quotes By Davy Crockett: Make sure you're right, then go ahead.

Make sure you're right, then go ahead. — Davy Crockett

Up In Smoke Funny Quotes By Robert B. Parker: In the bank they did the same kind

In the bank they did the same kind of stuff the fortune-teller and the bookie had done. But they dressed better. — Robert B. Parker

Up In Smoke Funny Quotes By Tamara Winfrey Harris: The world will tell you who you are,

The world will tell you who you are, until you tell the world who you are. — Tamara Winfrey Harris

Up In Smoke Funny Quotes By Tim Vine: I'm so lazy I've got a smoke alarm

I'm so lazy I've got a smoke alarm with a snooze button. — Tim Vine

Up In Smoke Funny Quotes By Christopher Allsopp: Don't blow your load on the first stroke,

Don't blow your load on the first stroke, fellas. — Christopher Allsopp

Up In Smoke Funny Quotes By Jill Clayburgh: I notice now, whatever character in whatever movie

I notice now, whatever character in whatever movie you're watching, they have these toned arms and muscles. — Jill Clayburgh

Up In Smoke Funny Quotes By Charles Bukowski: What is your advice to young writers?" "Drink,

What is your advice to young writers?"
"Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes. — Charles Bukowski

Up In Smoke Funny Quotes By Graham Taylor: The ambition of an England manager should be

The ambition of an England manager should be to become England manager — Graham Taylor

Up In Smoke Funny Quotes By Doug Benson: I started doing pot jokes, and I noticed

I started doing pot jokes, and I noticed that audiences invariably love pot jokes. Even people who don't smoke pot think it's a funny subject. — Doug Benson

Up In Smoke Funny Quotes By Alex Kapranos: I'm not a food critic, and I'm not

I'm not a food critic, and I'm not really an authority to write anything on food. — Alex Kapranos

Up In Smoke Funny Quotes By Dave Foley: Stand-up comedy and poverty. Those were my two

Stand-up comedy and poverty. Those were my two main endeavors. — Dave Foley

Up In Smoke Funny Quotes By Zig Ziglar: Don't let the mistakes and disappointments of the

Don't let the mistakes and disappointments of the past control and direct your future. — Zig Ziglar

Up In Smoke Funny Quotes By Mike Birbiglia: I don't smoke a lot of pot anymore.

I don't smoke a lot of pot anymore. No one wants to hang around a guy who ends every sentence with, "Do you guys hate me?" — Mike Birbiglia

Up In Smoke Funny Quotes By Frederick Lenz: What makes us happy is to have a

What makes us happy is to have a spiritual experience ... that experience of ecstasy in the deepest meditation; that's happiness. — Frederick Lenz

Up In Smoke Funny Quotes By Angelos Michalopoulos: How will I ever learn to forget what

How will I ever learn to forget
what I can no longer delete? — Angelos Michalopoulos

Up In Smoke Funny Quotes By Rudy Giuliani: America needs to be defended. We need missile

America needs to be defended. We need missile defense to better police the skies over the United States. — Rudy Giuliani

Up In Smoke Funny Quotes By Agatha Christie: Put that in your mustache and smoke it.

Put that in your mustache and smoke it. — Agatha Christie