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Up Doug Quotes By Doug Stanhope: Before modern medicine, would pussies just generally rot

Before modern medicine, would pussies just generally rot up inside you and fall out of you like spoiled oysters on the sidewalk? — Doug Stanhope

Up Doug Quotes By Doug Liman: In the real world, if you're in a

In the real world, if you're in a car chase, you're going to hit a million things and your car is going to end up a total wreck by the end. — Doug Liman

Up Doug Quotes By Doug Dillon: The stars up there at night are closer

The stars up there at night are closer than you think. — Doug Dillon

Up Doug Quotes By Doug Stanhope: The first thing I think of when I

The first thing I think of when I wake up is how close I am to death. But then it gets better during the day. — Doug Stanhope

Up Doug Quotes By Doug King: Learn to pause...or nothing worthwhile will catch up

Learn to pause...or nothing worthwhile will catch up to you. — Doug King

Up Doug Quotes By Doug Melvin: To toughen up, is to calm down.

To toughen up, is to calm down. — Doug Melvin

Up Doug Quotes By Doug Larson: Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time

Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away. — Doug Larson

Up Doug Quotes By Doug Cooper: The world communicates subtly. Most people don't hear

The world communicates subtly. Most people don't hear or see the signs because they're so wrapped up in their day-to-day lives. — Doug Cooper

Up Doug Quotes By Doug Robbins: Giving up on your dreams, that's the only

Giving up on your dreams, that's the only way to truly fail! — Doug Robbins

Up Doug Quotes By Doug Wilson: Grace is wild. Grace unsettles everything. Grace overflows

Grace is wild. Grace unsettles everything. Grace overflows the banks. Grace messes up your hair. Grace is not tame. — Doug Wilson

Up Doug Quotes By Doug Ose: I mean people up here aren't stupid, I'm

I mean people up here aren't stupid, I'm lower gene pool and I kind of sit in amazement at watching some of them because they are pretty damn smart. — Doug Ose

Up Doug Quotes By Doug Stanhope: Do you ever wake up in the morning,

Do you ever wake up in the morning, look in the mirror and think, something's not accurate? — Doug Stanhope

Up Doug Quotes By Doug Marlette: Ease up on yourselves. Have some compassion for

Ease up on yourselves. Have some compassion for yourself as well as for others. There's no such thing as perfection, and life is not a race. — Doug Marlette

Up Doug Quotes By Doug Stanhope: Every 17 seconds a child dies on this

Every 17 seconds a child dies on this planet from no clean drinking water. Good. Let's try to speed it up ... there are too many people. — Doug Stanhope

Up Doug Quotes By Doug E. Fresh: I'm always trying to come up with something

I'm always trying to come up with something new and unique. I do a beatbox with a harmonica. — Doug E. Fresh

Up Doug Quotes By Doug Benson: I just broke up with my girlfriend because

I just broke up with my girlfriend because I caught her lying. Under another man. — Doug Benson

Up Doug Quotes By Doug Peacock: I have spent too much time with my

I have spent too much time with my eye glued to the viewfinder and ended up missing both the image of the mind and that on film. — Doug Peacock

Up Doug Quotes By Doug Coombs: You know, the mountains are full of dangers,

You know, the mountains are full of dangers, and they swallow you up. But mostly, they give. — Doug Coombs

Up Doug Quotes By Doug Stanhope: [Stand-up] might be ballsy, but I'd rather not

[Stand-up] might be ballsy, but I'd rather not be an actor. Actors are tools. — Doug Stanhope

Up Doug Quotes By Doug Benson: Smoking pot makes people talk for long periods

Smoking pot makes people talk for long periods of time, for instance, so people who advocate pot won't shut the hell up about it. — Doug Benson

Up Doug Quotes By Doug MacLeod: You must think it strange that I'm digging

You must think it strange that I'm digging up my grandfather."
"Not at all. I'm sure many young men dig up their grandfathers. — Doug MacLeod

Up Doug Quotes By Doug Stanhope: Doing stand-up takes the fun out of being

Doing stand-up takes the fun out of being funny. — Doug Stanhope

Up Doug Quotes By Doug Liman: The movie I end up with is the

The movie I end up with is the movie I aspired to make. — Doug Liman

Up Doug Quotes By Doug Cooper: Even the best buzz wears off, and you

Even the best buzz wears off, and you wake up more trapped than the day before. — Doug Cooper

Up Doug Quotes By Doug Benson: You know you drank too much the night

You know you drank too much the night before when you wake up with crop circles in your pubes. — Doug Benson

Up Doug Quotes By Doug Stanhope: So you stick something up your ass, and

So you stick something up your ass, and you hope it might work, and it usually helps. — Doug Stanhope

Up Doug Quotes By Doug Benson: The great thing about being up early on

The great thing about being up early on a Sunday is nothing. — Doug Benson

Up Doug Quotes By Doug Stanhope: I've had six or eight hookers in my

I've had six or eight hookers in my life. I never woke up the next day thinking man I'm glad I got a hooker last night. — Doug Stanhope

Up Doug Quotes By Doug Collins: The one thing about players today is that

The one thing about players today is that they're very sensitive, and very fragile. They didn't grow up with tough coaches. — Doug Collins

Up Doug Quotes By Doug Benson: Stand-up is a very scary, very solitary profession,

Stand-up is a very scary, very solitary profession, but you have to experience it to figure out if it's right for you. — Doug Benson

Up Doug Quotes By Doug Stanhope: I've jammed enough things up my own ass

I've jammed enough things up my own ass just trying to come on any amphetamine based narcotic. — Doug Stanhope

Up Doug Quotes By Doug Liman: It's no secret that my process is a

It's no secret that my process is a little bit loose and can be a little bit infuriating to a studio if they don't know what they're signing up for. — Doug Liman

Up Doug Quotes By Doug Ose: The country has moved off track. The people

The country has moved off track. The people in Washington don't have the hard-nosed business experience needed to get the economy up and running. — Doug Ose

Up Doug Quotes By Doug Stanhope: Everything that is going to kill you is

Everything that is going to kill you is extremely appetizing. — Doug Stanhope

Up Doug Quotes By Doug Stanhope: Before you ask for the people to rise

Before you ask for the people to rise up and take what's theirs, meet the people, because they're really, really, bafoons. — Doug Stanhope

Up Doug Quotes By Doug Stanhope: All traditions are stupid unless you came up

All traditions are stupid unless you came up with it yourself. — Doug Stanhope

Up Doug Quotes By Doug Stanhope: I don't know. Both my parents are dead.

I don't know. Both my parents are dead. So? Wait, I got pictures of their corpses in my wallet. I had them blown up as murals. Here. — Doug Stanhope