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Before modern medicine, would pussies just generally rot up inside you and fall out of you like spoiled oysters on the sidewalk? — Doug Stanhope

In the real world, if you're in a car chase, you're going to hit a million things and your car is going to end up a total wreck by the end. — Doug Liman

The stars up there at night are closer than you think. — Doug Dillon

The first thing I think of when I wake up is how close I am to death. But then it gets better during the day. — Doug Stanhope

Learn to pause...or nothing worthwhile will catch up to you. — Doug King

To toughen up, is to calm down. — Doug Melvin

Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away. — Doug Larson

The world communicates subtly. Most people don't hear or see the signs because they're so wrapped up in their day-to-day lives. — Doug Cooper

Giving up on your dreams, that's the only way to truly fail! — Doug Robbins

Grace is wild. Grace unsettles everything. Grace overflows the banks. Grace messes up your hair. Grace is not tame. — Doug Wilson

I mean people up here aren't stupid, I'm lower gene pool and I kind of sit in amazement at watching some of them because they are pretty damn smart. — Doug Ose

Do you ever wake up in the morning, look in the mirror and think, something's not accurate? — Doug Stanhope

Ease up on yourselves. Have some compassion for yourself as well as for others. There's no such thing as perfection, and life is not a race. — Doug Marlette

Every 17 seconds a child dies on this planet from no clean drinking water. Good. Let's try to speed it up ... there are too many people. — Doug Stanhope

I'm always trying to come up with something new and unique. I do a beatbox with a harmonica. — Doug E. Fresh

I just broke up with my girlfriend because I caught her lying. Under another man. — Doug Benson

I have spent too much time with my eye glued to the viewfinder and ended up missing both the image of the mind and that on film. — Doug Peacock

You know, the mountains are full of dangers, and they swallow you up. But mostly, they give. — Doug Coombs

[Stand-up] might be ballsy, but I'd rather not be an actor. Actors are tools. — Doug Stanhope

Smoking pot makes people talk for long periods of time, for instance, so people who advocate pot won't shut the hell up about it. — Doug Benson

You must think it strange that I'm digging up my grandfather."
"Not at all. I'm sure many young men dig up their grandfathers. — Doug MacLeod

Doing stand-up takes the fun out of being funny. — Doug Stanhope

The movie I end up with is the movie I aspired to make. — Doug Liman

Even the best buzz wears off, and you wake up more trapped than the day before. — Doug Cooper

You know you drank too much the night before when you wake up with crop circles in your pubes. — Doug Benson

So you stick something up your ass, and you hope it might work, and it usually helps. — Doug Stanhope

The great thing about being up early on a Sunday is nothing. — Doug Benson

I've had six or eight hookers in my life. I never woke up the next day thinking man I'm glad I got a hooker last night. — Doug Stanhope

The one thing about players today is that they're very sensitive, and very fragile. They didn't grow up with tough coaches. — Doug Collins

Stand-up is a very scary, very solitary profession, but you have to experience it to figure out if it's right for you. — Doug Benson

I've jammed enough things up my own ass just trying to come on any amphetamine based narcotic. — Doug Stanhope

It's no secret that my process is a little bit loose and can be a little bit infuriating to a studio if they don't know what they're signing up for. — Doug Liman

The country has moved off track. The people in Washington don't have the hard-nosed business experience needed to get the economy up and running. — Doug Ose

Everything that is going to kill you is extremely appetizing. — Doug Stanhope

Before you ask for the people to rise up and take what's theirs, meet the people, because they're really, really, bafoons. — Doug Stanhope

All traditions are stupid unless you came up with it yourself. — Doug Stanhope

I don't know. Both my parents are dead. So? Wait, I got pictures of their corpses in my wallet. I had them blown up as murals. Here. — Doug Stanhope