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Lilian Jackson Braun quotes: Every Dog Has A Day But A Cat Has 365

Every Dog Has A Day But A Cat Has 365

Lilian Jackson Braun quotes: A female feline named KattaIs getting fatta and fattaBut she's pretty and purryAnd funny and furrySo what does an ounce or two matta?

A female feline named Katta
Is getting fatta and fatta
But she's pretty and purry
And funny and furry
So what does an ounce or two matta?

Lilian Jackson Braun quotes: Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic.

Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic.

Lilian Jackson Braun quotes: She had white cat hair on her dark suit, she was a dedicated cat hugger.

She had white cat hair on her dark suit, she was a dedicated cat hugger.

Lilian Jackson Braun quotes: When you don't know what to do with yourself, do something for someone else.

When you don't know what to do with yourself, do something for someone else.

Lilian Jackson Braun quotes: Home is where i hang my toothbrush and where the cats have their commode

Home is where i hang my toothbrush and where the cats have their commode

Lilian Jackson Braun quotes: Are those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut?

Are those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut?

Lilian Jackson Braun quotes: Dogs have their day but cats have 365.

Dogs have their day but cats have 365.

Lilian Jackson Braun quotes: A library card is the start of a lifelong adventure.

A library card is the start of a lifelong adventure.

Lilian Jackson Braun quotes: Meanwhile, news has been leaked to the press that the Hero of Drummond Street will be pictured on the cover of a national magazine, nude.

Meanwhile, news has been leaked to the press that the Hero of Drummond Street will be pictured on the cover of a national magazine, nude.

Lilian Jackson Braun quotes: No one had ever accused Koko of being naughty. Perverse, perhaps, or arrogant, or despotic. But naughtiness was beneath his dignity.

No one had ever accused Koko of being naughty. Perverse, perhaps, or arrogant, or despotic. But naughtiness was beneath his dignity.

Lilian Jackson Braun quotes: We designed the house to go with her looks.

We designed the house to go with her looks.

Lilian Jackson Braun quotes: To understand a cat, you must realize that he has has own gifts, his own viewpoint, even his own morality

To understand a cat, you must realize that he has has own gifts, his own viewpoint, even his own morality

Lilian Jackson Braun quotes: I'm a gypsy at heart," Qwilleran said. "Home is where I hang my toothbrush and where the cats have their commode. See you tonight.

I'm a gypsy at heart," Qwilleran said. "Home is where I hang my toothbrush and where the cats have their commode. See you tonight.

Lilian Jackson Braun quotes: Cats have a contempt of speech. Why should they talk when they can communicate without words?

Cats have a contempt of speech. Why should they talk when they can communicate without words?

Lilian Jackson Braun quotes: At dinner time he would sit in a corner, concentrating; and suddenly they would say, 'Time to feed the cat,' as if it were their idea.

At dinner time he would sit in a corner, concentrating; and suddenly they would say, 'Time to feed the cat,' as if it were their idea.

Lilian Jackson Braun quotes: Beware of the clever ones; the dumb ones are safer.

Beware of the clever ones; the dumb ones are safer.

Lilian Jackson Braun quotes: Nothing can scatter like 3 Siamese cats better than 2 Siamese cats.

Nothing can scatter like 3 Siamese cats better than 2 Siamese cats.

Lilian Jackson Braun quotes: spread the rumor and, before anyone knows, it's a fact

spread the rumor and, before anyone knows, it's a fact

Lilian Jackson Braun quotes: I'm beginning to be skeptical of my own skepticism.

I'm beginning to be skeptical of my own skepticism.

Lilian Jackson Braun quotes: Cats hate a closed door, you know, regardless of which side they're on. If they're out, they want to get in, and if they're in, they want to get out.

Cats hate a closed door, you know, regardless of which side they're on. If they're out, they want to get in, and if they're in, they want to get out.

Lilian Jackson Braun quotes: My days keep getting shorter. When I'm a hundred, I'll be going to bed before I get up.

My days keep getting shorter. When I'm a hundred, I'll be going to bed before I get up.

Lilian Jackson Braun quotes: One should be able to say anything to a close friend, he reflected, and yet part of friendship was knowing what not to say and when not to say it,

One should be able to say anything to a close friend, he reflected, and yet part of friendship was knowing what not to say and when not to say it,

Lilian Jackson Braun quotes: People who really appreciated animals always asked their names.

People who really appreciated animals always asked their names.

Lilian Jackson Braun quotes: The way to test a man's sincerity is to serve him a bad cup of coffee. If he doesn't comment, he is not to be trusted.

The way to test a man's sincerity is to serve him a bad cup of coffee. If he doesn't comment, he is not to be trusted.

Lilian Jackson Braun quotes: He's our rodent control officer. He doesn't catch mice, he just terrifies them.

He's our rodent control officer. He doesn't catch mice, he just terrifies them.

Lilian Jackson Braun quotes: If you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about!

If you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about!

Lilian Jackson Braun quotes: Cats are fond of mooning.

Cats are fond of mooning.

Lilian Jackson Braun quotes: Small birds throw seeds out of the feeder; large birds pick them up off the ground, but the squirrels try to muscle in.

Small birds throw seeds out of the feeder; large birds pick them up off the ground, but the squirrels try to muscle in.