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University Funny Quotes By Eve Langlais: Hey, baby, you must be tired because you've

Hey, baby, you must be tired because you've been running in my mind all night'? — Eve Langlais

University Funny Quotes By Dan Ariely: One fall day in Boston, a tall mechanical

One fall day in Boston, a tall mechanical engineering student named Joe entered the student union at Harvard University. He was all ambition and acne — Dan Ariely

University Funny Quotes By Andy Samberg: I too turned to Webster's Dictionary and it

I too turned to Webster's Dictionary and it defined Harvard University as a season for gathering crops. — Andy Samberg

University Funny Quotes By Jessica Cluess: I didn't know how lonely I was," he

I didn't know how lonely I was," he said as we bowed, "until I had you on my side. — Jessica Cluess

University Funny Quotes By Ian Rankin: There are worse forms of prostitution than whoring.-Inspector

There are worse forms of prostitution than whoring.
-Inspector John Rebus — Ian Rankin

University Funny Quotes By Wes Unseld: I didn't do anything very pretty. My contributions

I didn't do anything very pretty. My contributions were in the intangibles. But, they were the type of things that help lead a team.. — Wes Unseld

University Funny Quotes By Eknath Easwaran: This is the central principle of meditation: we

This is the central principle of meditation: we become what we meditate on. — Eknath Easwaran

University Funny Quotes By Paullina Simons: The anecdote was funny, but as my father

The anecdote was funny, but as my father gazed across the river at the university of his youth, his Russian life was in his eyes. — Paullina Simons

University Funny Quotes By Terry Pratchett: If per capita was a problem, decapita could

If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged — Terry Pratchett

University Funny Quotes By Matthew Donnelly: Life is a never ending journey of reaching

Life is a never ending journey of reaching out of our comfort zone. We can always reach new levels. — Matthew Donnelly

University Funny Quotes By Tracy Morgan: 'Saturday Night Live' was like a university for

'Saturday Night Live' was like a university for funny. — Tracy Morgan

University Funny Quotes By John Carmack: The speed of light sucks.

The speed of light sucks. — John Carmack