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I can't comprehend infinity and yet I still don't except finity. — Matthew Donnelly

Fully half of Household miseries arise from a lack of order. — Julia McNair Wright

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. — Albert Einstein

The Ultimate Answer to Life, The Universe and Everything is ... 42! — Douglas Adams

The apprentice's name was Wolf, because sometimes the universe is an unsubtle place. — Anne Ursu

Children who know they are loved, know they have a purpose, and know they have a hope are prepared for anything this world wants to dish up. — Tim Kimmel

Who in the universe halts when the enemy tells them to? — Sherwood Smith

I see they found out the universe is 80 million years older than we thought. It's also been lying about its weight. — Bill Maher

Twelve thousand seven hundred and fifty-four dollars and three cents in coins, from six centuries. — Kami Garcia

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. — Dave Barry

A man said to the universe: 'Sir, I exist!' 'However,' replied the universe. 'The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation. — Stephen Crane

He was right. The annoying Disney song was right. The universe was too fucking small. — Nenia Campbell

Thanks for coming, Zach told him. He slapped Jonas on the back. And I felt like I'd fallen into an alternate universe. One where Zach had ... friends. — Ally Carter

The great thing about living today is that there is this thing called the Interweb, and you can just look up anything. — Padma Lakshmi

You can gauge a country's wealth, its real wealth, by its tree cover. — Richard St. Barbe Baker

The Law of Moronic Ubiquity: Anything in the universe that is generally considered to be idiot-proof will eventually be ruined by an idiot. — Ian Strang

Dreams are like drama, they unfold the story on the stage. — Debasish Mridha

Being dead wasn't supposed to hurt. Where was the fairness in that? If I was dead, the least the universe could do was make it painless — Kiersten White

Change is possible, but it must start with self-acceptance. — Alexander Lowen

I would have kissed you if you were a girl. I would have kissed you if you were purple." Danny — Tara Sim

Oh, the beauty of it, how to deal with it? How to meet it? — Karl Ove Knausgard

Funny how the darkness smelled the same everywhere. She could have been anywhere in the universe, anywhere at all. — Anne Corlett

When I was young, I believed God was a woman because I couldn't come up with any other explanation as to why the universe was so tidy. — Matshona Dhliwayo

She would not have hurt the old man's feelings for anything in the world. — Beverly Cleary

There is a strain of loneliness infecting many Christians, which only the presence of God can cure. — Aiden Wilson Tozer

Intelligence is like good taste. If you don't have it, you don't miss it. — John C. Dvorak

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. — Stephen Helmes

Guils is the greatest weapon vecause its cuts rarely heal and it aims for the heart — Orson Scott Card

Man, after all my grandma put into me learning the piano, that was a hard day, telling her I was telling jokes for a living. — Jamie Foxx