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I may not dress like Satan anymore, but I'm still down with the Devil and I will go medieval on your ass.
— The Undertaker
Sometimes it is hell, trying to get to heaven.
— The Undertaker
Why don't you say "What?" if you like to sleep with your own sister.
— The Undertaker
You can't hide ... from The Deadman.
— The Undertaker
APOTHECARY, n. The physician's accomplice, undertaker's benefactor and grave worm's provider
— Ambrose Bierce
Tonight, there will be a sacrafice!
— The Undertaker
Boxing is the only sport you can get your brain shook, your money took and your name in the undertaker book.
— Joe Frazier
If you try me, I will make you famous.
— The Undertaker
In 50 years, your grandchildren will be asking you where you were when CM Punk beat the Undertaker's streak!
— CM Punk
No couple buying wedding rings wants to be reminded that someday one of them will have to accept the other one's ring from a nurse or an undertaker.
— Anne Tyler
I'm gonna kick your teeth so far down your throat you'll be able to chew your own ass out for pissin' me off.
— The Undertaker
I am able to say that while I am not ruggedly well, I am not ill enough to excite an undertaker.
— Mark Twain
Directing a funeral isn't about death at all. Funerals are for the living, not the dead.
— Rebecca McNutt
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave
— Charles Caleb Colton
As for Gussie Finknottle, many an experienced undertaker would have been deceived by his appearance and started embalming on sight.
— P.G. Wodehouse
Drop the bat, mister, or I'll fill you so full of lead the undertaker will charge double to bury you!
— Karen Witemeyer
Make failure your teacher, not your undertaker.
— Zig Ziglar
Why did the undertaker sink into a deep depression?
Because he was already one foot in the grave — Stephan Attia
Because he was already one foot in the grave — Stephan Attia
The fear of death is far greater than the death itself. But the fear of the unknown is the greatest fear of all!
— The Undertaker
Be afraid ... be VERY afraid!
— The Undertaker
We are what stands between the living and the dead. Being an Undertaker is an honor, son.
— Melissa Marr
I've crippled more people than polio.
— The Undertaker
You'll never get me into a tux. Not until I'm dead and I have no choice because that's what the undertaker put me in.
— Danny Elfman
Life isn't that sweet. That's why everyone wants sweet things.
— The Undertaker
She who pays the undertaker calls the tune.
— Margaret Atwood