Undead Quotes
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Undead Quotes & Sayings
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You stole from a member of the undead
— Darren Shan
Take it from an old cadaver. Let go of the past.
— David S.E. Zapanta
Both the zombie mafia and the rebel zombie alliance could suck my white trash undead ass.
— Diana Rowland
Most people around here prefer undead drivers, so I never get a chance to make any money on steady contracts.
— T.K. Naliaka
One should never giggle in handcuffs unless one were naked. I was sure I'd read that rule somewhere.
— Suzanne Johnson
Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.
— Jeaniene Frost
He was drop-dead gorgeous and I, well I was just ... dead. (Tera Hightower, Dead Chick Walking)
— Ace Antonio Hall
A word of advice, if I may? Explosions are an excellent way to kill the undead. But you should probably take a few steps back first, kid.
— Heather Brewer
Listen Nosferatu , you better get your claws off me now, or I'm going to go Buffy on your undead ass.
— Stella Coulson
You ate my dog, you undead freak!"Hey! Watch the slander. I hear the acceptable term is 'corporeally
challenged' now. No need to be rude. — Adam P. Knave
As any avid reader knew, a good read deserved a good seat.
— David S.E. Zapanta
You waltz with vampires and parade about town with undead monsters, and yet you are afraid of me, Duchess?
— Robin Bridges
Even in death she was more beautiful to him than she ever was alive.
— David S.E. Zapanta
With her, and only with her, the dead in me is alive.
— Becca Ritchie
The living are almost more dangerous than the Undead.
— Manel Loureiro
You can't allow everybody in London to know that the undead exist.
— Victoria Smurfit
A lich guards his phylactery like an elf guards his salad.
— Jeffery Russell
Hollywood is the only place on earth that has more vampires, more undead, more resurrections than a month of Easter Sundays.
— Roseanne Barr
The answer to enemies who heal annoyingly fast is always, always decapitation. That is why swords will never go out of style.
— Kevin Hearne
Most of the upper management of I.S. were undead. I always thought it was because the job was easier if you didn't have a soul.
— Kim Harrison
We are built from broken parts
— Hollywood Undead
We are young.We are strong.
Born in this world as it all falls apart. — Hollywood Undead
in many ways the UnDead are strong. He have always
— Bram Stoker
You're one of us! We are a team. It doesn't matter if you are living or undead, you will always be one of us
— James Ponti
I saw a bear once. I was peeing then, too.
— Kirsty McKay
I so owed Arianna, that undead little genius.
— Kiersten White
Being kidnapped and abused by the undead was worse than calculus, but not by a wide margin.
— Thomm Quackenbush
Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! ... Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
— Bill Watterson
There are certain words that should never be spoken, names that should never be used. Old things. Undead things.
— Michael Scott
You had me at 'blood allergy.
— David S.E. Zapanta
Vampires have credit cards?""We're undead, not Amish. — Jennifer Colgan
The brains of the undead do nothing for me. The taste is vile, nothing like the juicy, enticing brains of the living.
— Darren Shan
Happiness is the province of those who ask few questions.
— Christopher Buehlman
I will not negotiate with the undead!
— David Wellington
I wont cry, it'll be fine. I'll take my last breath. Push it out my chest 'til there's nothing left.
— Hollywood Undead
It's nights like these that we all love living
— Hollywood Undead
IMO, the only zombie antho that comes close to BOOK OF THE DEAD would be THE UNDEAD 2: SKIN & BONES.
— Jan Berenstain
Only you would reduce centuries of the mythical undead to 'fangy. ' " (Quinn to Lucy)
— Alyxandra Harvey
The sooner the rebirth, the prettier the corpse.
— David S.E. Zapanta
It had been a couple of years and I was neither dead, nor undead, which I ranked as an achievement.
— Mark Henwick
Definitely an undead, but not as undead as a vampire. Perhaps she was just mostly undead.
— Ilona Andrews
If 180 million people want to be undead, that's their funeral, but I happen to like being alive.
— E. E. Cummings
Take off your undead blinders and open your dismembered arms to progress. Fast zombies are scarier, plain and simple!
— Greg McCabe
Biers was where the undead drank. And when Igor the barman was asked for a Bloody Mary, he didn't mix a metaphor.
— Terry Pratchett
A cross between two species. Doomed with the thirst of the undead for human blood, yet tormented by the gargoyle drive to protect them.
— Lisa Carlisle
Often, a school is your best bet-perhaps not for education but certainly for protection from an undead attack.
— Max Brooks
But you men ... you're all alike. Alive, dead, undead - all perverts! I had a drunken pervert in my pants! Do you know how unsanitary that is?
— Jeaniene Frost
Better undead than dead.
— Lisa Carlisle
Being the evil undead wasn't fun anymore. For one thing, it was increasingly hard to get a library card.
— Sharon Ashwood
Hey, show up with an army of undead warriors to save the day, and suddenly you're everybody's best friend.
— Rick Riordan
She was not undead, mind you; she was a living, breathing human but was simply ... lacking.
— Gail Carriger
Once someone's dead you can't make them undead.
— Tim O'Brien
Hauntingly active as they share space with the living, the dead refuse to give up their undead residency.
— Pamela K. Kinney
I grew up hearing about the walking undead. I had a fascination with it as a child.
— Katherine Helmond
Come now, I was not about to let that thing eat you.
— Stacy Buck
Give each other a compliment every day. Even when the undead attack, its nice to feel pretty. Or badass.
— Jesse Petersen
It's a reflex. Hear a bell, get food. See an undead, throw a knife. Same thing, really.
— Ilona Andrews
Sure. But if an undead creature or whatever comes out to eat our brains or suck out our blood, don't blame me.
— Mark Alders
No. Not my circus, not my undead monkeys.
— Ilona Andrews
I'd blush if I wasn't undead,
— Jeaniene Frost
You two are cracked," Tod snapped.My smile widened. "Says the undead man in love with the soulless pop star. — Rachel Vincent
It is a great deal to ask of a kitten, to defend a man against the armies of the dead.
— Ursula K. Le Guin
To think that she had read the same elegiac prose he now beheld with such quiet awe made his heart sing.
— David S.E. Zapanta
The undead don't care about careers. Vampires are all retirees.
— Christopher Buehlman
Some necrophobes earn their own fates.
— David S.E. Zapanta
I wouldn't want his demonic, undead-blood-smeared, wolf-smelling ass riding me either.
— Ilona Andrews
He pinched the remaining chapters' pages delicately between his fingers and sighed. He always hated reaching the end of a good book.
— David S.E. Zapanta
I was hoping the people of the world might be united by something more interesting, like drugs or an unarmed struggle against the undead.
— David Sedaris
Sometimes dead is better
— Stephen King
I'm bent I'm not brokin'. I'm on my knees and I'm hoping that some one holds me tonight.
— Hollywood Undead
Join us next time for Days of the Undead when Rachel learns her long lost brother is really a crown prince from outer space.
— Kim Harrison
Before I left the castle I so fixed its entrances that never more can the Count enter there Undead.
— Bram Stoker
Well when you cant sleep well you cant dream and when you cant dream well whats life mean
— Hollywood Undead
He was like an undead boomerang. A zomberang.
— Devon Monk
I loved Granny Belmonte, but she didn't need a costume to look undead.
— Bethany Frenette
The truth is: nobody bothers to kill poets in America. It's enough to buy them in universities. Undead.
— Erica Jong
Not all librarians are evil cultists. Some librarians are instead vengeful undead who want to suck your soul.
— Brandon Sanderson
I'll shower, then we can go. I smell like a zombie."Hell, if the undead looked like that, bring on the zombie apocalypse. — Brynn Kelly
Don't judge me. Ethics and morality no longer exist in our world. It's a luxury of the past, afforded only to those who had a future.
— T.M. Williams
I like not being dead. Anything beyond that is just icing on the cake.My undead cake of livingness.
— Jhonen Vasquez
I go no further than to say that she might be UnDead.
— Bram Stoker