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Undead Quotes & Sayings

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You stole from a member of the undead — Darren Shan

Take it from an old cadaver. Let go of the past. — David S.E. Zapanta

Both the zombie mafia and the rebel zombie alliance could suck my white trash undead ass. — Diana Rowland

Most people around here prefer undead drivers, so I never get a chance to make any money on steady contracts. — T.K. Naliaka

One should never giggle in handcuffs unless one were naked. I was sure I'd read that rule somewhere. — Suzanne Johnson

Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist. — Jeaniene Frost

He was drop-dead gorgeous and I, well I was just ... dead. (Tera Hightower, Dead Chick Walking) — Ace Antonio Hall

A word of advice, if I may? Explosions are an excellent way to kill the undead. But you should probably take a few steps back first, kid. — Heather Brewer

Listen Nosferatu , you better get your claws off me now, or I'm going to go Buffy on your undead ass. — Stella Coulson

You ate my dog, you undead freak!"
Hey! Watch the slander. I hear the acceptable term is 'corporeally
challenged' now. No need to be rude. — Adam P. Knave

As any avid reader knew, a good read deserved a good seat. — David S.E. Zapanta

May I guess this has something to do with the particularly hot undead guy you suck face with on a regular basis? — Amy Plum

You waltz with vampires and parade about town with undead monsters, and yet you are afraid of me, Duchess? — Robin Bridges

Even in death she was more beautiful to him than she ever was alive. — David S.E. Zapanta

With her, and only with her, the dead in me is alive. — Becca Ritchie

I was running in circles, I hurt myself, just to find my purpose. Everything was so worthless, I didn't deserve this, but to me you were perfect. — Hollywood

The living are almost more dangerous than the Undead. — Manel Loureiro

Junk food nurtures the spirit. I think there's scientific research to prove it. — Suzanne Johnson

If people don't wish to be eaten then they shouldn't taste so nice — Amy Mah

You can't allow everybody in London to know that the undead exist. — Victoria Smurfit

I'd said it before and meant it: Alive or undead, the love of my life was a badass. — Richelle Mead

A lich guards his phylactery like an elf guards his salad. — Jeffery Russell

Hollywood is the only place on earth that has more vampires, more undead, more resurrections than a month of Easter Sundays. — Roseanne Barr

The answer to enemies who heal annoyingly fast is always, always decapitation. That is why swords will never go out of style. — Kevin Hearne

Most of the upper management of I.S. were undead. I always thought it was because the job was easier if you didn't have a soul. — Kim Harrison

We are built from broken parts — Hollywood Undead

We are young.
We are strong.
Born in this world as it all falls apart. — Hollywood Undead

in many ways the UnDead are strong. He have always — Bram Stoker

You're one of us! We are a team. It doesn't matter if you are living or undead, you will always be one of us — James Ponti

I saw a bear once. I was peeing then, too. — Kirsty McKay

I so owed Arianna, that undead little genius. — Kiersten White

It had occurred to him that if the undead don't realize that they are dead, he might easily be one of them himself. — Dan Chaon

Being kidnapped and abused by the undead was worse than calculus, but not by a wide margin. — Thomm Quackenbush

Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! ... Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough. — Bill Watterson

There are certain words that should never be spoken, names that should never be used. Old things. Undead things. — Michael Scott

What's the difference between an undead and my last boyfriend? One is a soul-sucking beast from hell and the other is an undead. — Libba Bray

You had me at 'blood allergy. — David S.E. Zapanta

Vampires have credit cards?"
"We're undead, not Amish. — Jennifer Colgan

The brains of the undead do nothing for me. The taste is vile, nothing like the juicy, enticing brains of the living. — Darren Shan

Happiness is the province of those who ask few questions. — Christopher Buehlman

I will not negotiate with the undead! — David Wellington

Are you telling me that vampires and werewolves are the reason America won the Revolutionary War?," I asked, dumbfounded. — Drew Hayes

I wont cry, it'll be fine. I'll take my last breath. Push it out my chest 'til there's nothing left. — Hollywood Undead

With so much protection, wouldn't one be able to wander among the undead ranks, taunting them at will with no danger of repercussion? — Max Brooks

I would say Randolph's a horse's ass, but that would be unfair to the horse. — Suzanne Johnson

It's nights like these that we all love living — Hollywood Undead

The brain may die, but my compulsion for useless trivia lives on. — Molly Harper

IMO, the only zombie antho that comes close to BOOK OF THE DEAD would be THE UNDEAD 2: SKIN & BONES. — Jan Berenstain

Only you would reduce centuries of the mythical undead to 'fangy. ' " (Quinn to Lucy) — Alyxandra Harvey

The sooner the rebirth, the prettier the corpse. — David S.E. Zapanta

It had been a couple of years and I was neither dead, nor undead, which I ranked as an achievement. — Mark Henwick

Definitely an undead, but not as undead as a vampire. Perhaps she was just mostly undead. — Ilona Andrews

If 180 million people want to be undead, that's their funeral, but I happen to like being alive. — E. E. Cummings

The undead did not love, but they remembered love with a savage loyalty. — Kim Harrison

Take off your undead blinders and open your dismembered arms to progress. Fast zombies are scarier, plain and simple! — Greg McCabe

Biers was where the undead drank. And when Igor the barman was asked for a Bloody Mary, he didn't mix a metaphor. — Terry Pratchett

When you're undead, the emphasis is on the second syllable. — Peter Watts

I could see the bay in the distance and where the ship should have been. Instead we found a burnt mast protruding from the waves. — Stacy Buck

A cross between two species. Doomed with the thirst of the undead for human blood, yet tormented by the gargoyle drive to protect them. — Lisa Carlisle

Often, a school is your best bet-perhaps not for education but certainly for protection from an undead attack. — Max Brooks

But you men ... you're all alike. Alive, dead, undead - all perverts! I had a drunken pervert in my pants! Do you know how unsanitary that is? — Jeaniene Frost

Better undead than dead. — Lisa Carlisle

Being the evil undead wasn't fun anymore. For one thing, it was increasingly hard to get a library card. — Sharon Ashwood

Her new boss was an undead automaton from hell, true. But, no job is perfect. — Daniel Suarez

Hey, show up with an army of undead warriors to save the day, and suddenly you're everybody's best friend. — Rick Riordan

She was not undead, mind you; she was a living, breathing human but was simply ... lacking. — Gail Carriger

Once someone's dead you can't make them undead. — Tim O'Brien

Something coming back from the dead was almost always bad news. Movies taught me that. For every one Jesus you get a million zombies. — David Wong

Hauntingly active as they share space with the living, the dead refuse to give up their undead residency. — Pamela K. Kinney

I grew up hearing about the walking undead. I had a fascination with it as a child. — Katherine Helmond

Mindless violence against the undead?" said Zzzap. "Count me in. — Peter Clines

Come now, I was not about to let that thing eat you. — Stacy Buck

Give each other a compliment every day. Even when the undead attack, its nice to feel pretty. Or badass. — Jesse Petersen

It's a reflex. Hear a bell, get food. See an undead, throw a knife. Same thing, really. — Ilona Andrews

Sure. But if an undead creature or whatever comes out to eat our brains or suck out our blood, don't blame me. — Mark Alders

No. Not my circus, not my undead monkeys. — Ilona Andrews

I'd blush if I wasn't undead, — Jeaniene Frost

You two are cracked," Tod snapped.
My smile widened. "Says the undead man in love with the soulless pop star. — Rachel Vincent

It is a great deal to ask of a kitten, to defend a man against the armies of the dead. — Ursula K. Le Guin

To think that she had read the same elegiac prose he now beheld with such quiet awe made his heart sing. — David S.E. Zapanta

The undead don't care about careers. Vampires are all retirees. — Christopher Buehlman

Robert Pattinson is rebel cool incarnated
the James Dean of the undead. — James Wolcott

Some necrophobes earn their own fates. — David S.E. Zapanta

I wouldn't want his demonic, undead-blood-smeared, wolf-smelling ass riding me either. — Ilona Andrews

He pinched the remaining chapters' pages delicately between his fingers and sighed. He always hated reaching the end of a good book. — David S.E. Zapanta

I was hoping the people of the world might be united by something more interesting, like drugs or an unarmed struggle against the undead. — David Sedaris

Sometimes dead is better — Stephen King

I'm bent I'm not brokin'. I'm on my knees and I'm hoping that some one holds me tonight. — Hollywood Undead

Join us next time for Days of the Undead when Rachel learns her long lost brother is really a crown prince from outer space. — Kim Harrison

Before I left the castle I so fixed its entrances that never more can the Count enter there Undead. — Bram Stoker

Well when you cant sleep well you cant dream and when you cant dream well whats life mean — Hollywood Undead

Oh shit! Can you say 'fuck' in a graveyard or will it jinx you with the undead? — Libba Bray

He was like an undead boomerang. A zomberang. — Devon Monk

I loved Granny Belmonte, but she didn't need a costume to look undead. — Bethany Frenette

The truth is: nobody bothers to kill poets in America. It's enough to buy them in universities. Undead. — Erica Jong

Not all librarians are evil cultists. Some librarians are instead vengeful undead who want to suck your soul. — Brandon Sanderson

I'll shower, then we can go. I smell like a zombie."

Hell, if the undead looked like that, bring on the zombie apocalypse. — Brynn Kelly

Don't judge me. Ethics and morality no longer exist in our world. It's a luxury of the past, afforded only to those who had a future. — T.M. Williams

I like not being dead. Anything beyond that is just icing on the cake.My undead cake of livingness. — Jhonen Vasquez

I go no further than to say that she might be UnDead. — Bram Stoker