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In 'Malvolio,' the audience laugh at me, and I use that laughter to crack open the question as to why they are laughing. — Tim Crouch

She got me to crack open the window to my soul, and I really don't want to slam it down on her fingers just yet. — Collette West

I only winged him, which is what I meant to do. Believe me, I'm a crack shot. — Madge Bellamy

Shepley's girlfriend had introduced me to my very own form of crack. I couldn't get enough, and I didn't want to quit. — Jamie McGuire

Look, lady, I'm not going to bullshit you. I need to smoke enough crack cocaine to communicate with aliens. Give me all the money you got! — Ismael Galvan

She got injun fire in her blood, as I hear tell it, and it seem to me Lucy about ripe to snap a crack in that jumping bean she call a head. — Ojo Blacke

Just remember when you think you're free, the crack in your heart is me. — Marilyn Manson

Bite me. Scratch me. Cut me. Break me open, until I crack and all the ugly things fly out of my body to drench us both in sated lust. Yes. — Nenia Campbell

The people made me from the littlest crack head to the biggest baller so if i am bad its because of the bay and if i am good its because of the bay — Tupac Shakur

To live, for me, Jane, is to stand on a crater-crust which may crack and spue fire any day. — Charlotte Bronte

Because Damien Stark is like crack to me. Seductive and very, very addictive. — J. Kenner

and I'm thrown backward. I land on my left elbow, hear it crack. Pain splinters through me. A Scavenger looms over me. Impossible to say whether — Lauren Oliver

I'm like crack. People don't want to like me, but once they get a taste, they always come back for more. — Darynda Jones

There is a crack in my soul, and I can hear it trembling, quivering, stirring deep inside me. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Do I gotta go sell me a whole lotta crack for decent shelter and clothes on my back? — Ice Cube

You crack me right the fuck up, babe. — Kristen Ashley

Somehow the rap game remind me of the crack game — Nas

My father used to take off his belt and give me a crack. And I'm all right. — Sean Hannity

I was a glass half full kind of girl. I had to be, otherwise I'd be a hand me the crack pipe kind of girl. — L. H. Cosway

11:47, positively crack-of-dawn for me. — Gayle Forman

And hey, if I keep loving you, maybe you'll eventually crack and love me too. — Richelle Mead

To want is to have a weakness. It's this weakness, whatever it is, that entices me. It's like a small crack in a wall, before now impenetrable. — Margaret Atwood

Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. — John Mayer

I hate when someone keep on asking me to guess even after I failed to crack twice! — Nelson Jack

You're like a flower that grew through a crack in the sidewalk, he told me — Kristen Ashley

I fell through a crack for years. Historically, I am a nothing because I fit in no category. I can only be me. — Howard Hodgkin

I wonder if this love will crack open my chest and split me in half. It's scary, this love. — Amy Poehler

My life sucked, and it would catch up to me, and I'd just crack. — Diane Chamberlain

Defenders get their asses kicked. Trust me. I got crack impressions on every pair of shoes I own. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

You tell me the dead are coming through a crack in my barn, but I shouldn't worry? — Kathy Bryson