Two Year Old Quotes
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Two Year Old Quotes & Sayings
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Nothing is better than showing up twice a week, acting like a 12 year-old for two hours, and then going home.
— Reid Scott
Morgan threw tantrums that would impress a two-year-old.
— Chloe Neill
Reasoning with a two-year-old is about as productive as changing seats on the Titanic.
— Robert Scotellaro
As the two-thousand-year-old saying goes, you can have eyes and still not see. But a hard life improves vision.
— Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
My heart goes out to the grieving parents who lost their two-year-old or their newborn.
— Elizabeth Edwards
Sometimes, you'll watch the news and you'll see two-year-old boys in South Africa, wearing 'Spider-Man' t-shirts. It's such a global phenomenon.
— James Vanderbilt
I'm trying to find a man to share my life with, but it's not been easy. I'm a 35-year-old woman with two small children.
— Nicole Kidman
No symphony orchestra ever played music like a two-year-old girl laughing with a puppy.
— Bernard Williams
I have a two year old. Just turned two a couple weeks ago, and he is my main man, he is my shadow. Every spare second, I am hanging with him.
— Rodney Atkins
If you've ever hauled a 28-pound two-year-old around New York, you'll find that men fold at the knees a lot quicker than women.
— Anthony Bourdain
I write like a two-year-old and I can't spell
— Harry Redknapp
I'm 74 years old and, even though I may be a bit of a rascal, 33 girls in two months seems to me too much even for a 30-year-old.
— Silvio Berlusconi
It has taken us two million years to elevate politics from the level of a monkey squabble, to a level comprehensible to a six year old child.
— Peter J. Carroll
I was a twenty-two-year-old single white female alone in a strange country where my sister had been killed.
— Karen Marie Moning
Crushes are wonderful-they make you feel like you're two years old, and you say the stupidest things.
— Sandra Bullock
You're a sleazy defense lawyer with two ex-wifes and an eight-year-old daughter and we all love you.
— Michael Connelly
Quil. . .imprinted. . .with a two year old?
— Stephenie Meyer
Exposure to a two-year-old boy was probably the best possible object lesson in the dangers of motherhood,
— Diana Gabaldon
I don't remember not singing. I started when I was, I don't know how - what, two years old, or a year old or something like that.
— Glen Campbell
I see the mind of the five-year-old as a volcano with two vents: destructiveness and creativeness.
— Sylvia Ashton-Warner
We're like a two-year old playing with fire ... we're messing around with something really dangerous and don't really understand what will happen.
— William F. Laurance
That cat is like a two-year-old with four-wheel drive.
— Jack Canfield
He sent Zuckerberg a letter proposing Viacom would pay $1.5 billion to buy the two-year-old company.
— David Kirkpatrick
It was like being around a particularly irritating two-year-old.
— Charlaine Harris
I have two sons, ages 38 and 25 in Texas, and my wife and seven year old daughter here in Nashville. On New Year's I'd rather be with them.
— Delbert McClinton
You can't live like a monk if you have two five-year-old twins. That ain't happening. Just the opposite, actually.
— Scott Ellis
At eighty-two, I feel like a twenty-year-old, but, unfortunately, there's never one around.
— Milton Berle
Imagine a 15-year-old kid saying, 'I have two moms - it's cool.' I don't fear that at all.
— Henry Rollins
A ninety-two-year-old man has to open a lot of locks to recall a day when he was nine years old.
— Robert McCammon
Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it.
— Henny Youngman
The female attention I have to struggle hardest with is from my two-year-old daughter.
— Dan Stevens
I think I need a little break. I've got a two-year old. I'll be part of The Leisure Class for a while.
— Lauren Ambrose
In 1910, eighty-two-year-old Leo Tolstoy flees from his wife and dies in a railway station of exposure.
— Jon Winokur
