Two Year Old Quotes: top 45 famous quotes about Two Year Old

Two Year Old Quotes & Sayings

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A 50-year-old company can innovate as well as two guys/gals in a garage. — Guy Kawasaki

Nothing is better than showing up twice a week, acting like a 12 year-old for two hours, and then going home. — Reid Scott

Morgan threw tantrums that would impress a two-year-old. — Chloe Neill

Reasoning with a two-year-old is about as productive as changing seats on the Titanic. — Robert Scotellaro

As the two-thousand-year-old saying goes, you can have eyes and still not see. But a hard life improves vision. — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

My heart goes out to the grieving parents who lost their two-year-old or their newborn. — Elizabeth Edwards

Sometimes, you'll watch the news and you'll see two-year-old boys in South Africa, wearing 'Spider-Man' t-shirts. It's such a global phenomenon. — James Vanderbilt

I'm trying to find a man to share my life with, but it's not been easy. I'm a 35-year-old woman with two small children. — Nicole Kidman

Pan took the joke good-naturedly, probably deciding it wasn't a good idea to argue with a fifteen-year-old who had just pulled two people up ten feet. — Grace Anthony

I'm not complicated at all. I say raps that your two-year-old son can learn. — Snoop Dogg

Well, yeah, but she looks, like, twenty-two. And she acts like a four-year-old. — Derek Landy

No symphony orchestra ever played music like a two-year-old girl laughing with a puppy. — Bernard Williams

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. — Jerry Seinfeld

I have a two year old. Just turned two a couple weeks ago, and he is my main man, he is my shadow. Every spare second, I am hanging with him. — Rodney Atkins

I have a two-year-old boy. Being his mom feels like I have a present I get to spend the rest of my life opening. — Jewel

If you've ever hauled a 28-pound two-year-old around New York, you'll find that men fold at the knees a lot quicker than women. — Anthony Bourdain

I write like a two-year-old and I can't spell — Harry Redknapp

I'm 74 years old and, even though I may be a bit of a rascal, 33 girls in two months seems to me too much even for a 30-year-old. — Silvio Berlusconi

It has taken us two million years to elevate politics from the level of a monkey squabble, to a level comprehensible to a six year old child. — Peter J. Carroll

I was a twenty-two-year-old single white female alone in a strange country where my sister had been killed. — Karen Marie Moning

Crushes are wonderful-they make you feel like you're two years old, and you say the stupidest things. — Sandra Bullock

You're a sleazy defense lawyer with two ex-wifes and an eight-year-old daughter and we all love you. — Michael Connelly

Quil. . .imprinted. . .with a two year old? — Stephenie Meyer

Exposure to a two-year-old boy was probably the best possible object lesson in the dangers of motherhood, — Diana Gabaldon

I don't remember not singing. I started when I was, I don't know how - what, two years old, or a year old or something like that. — Glen Campbell

I see the mind of the five-year-old as a volcano with two vents: destructiveness and creativeness. — Sylvia Ashton-Warner

We're like a two-year old playing with fire ... we're messing around with something really dangerous and don't really understand what will happen. — William F. Laurance

That cat is like a two-year-old with four-wheel drive. — Jack Canfield

He sent Zuckerberg a letter proposing Viacom would pay $1.5 billion to buy the two-year-old company. — David Kirkpatrick

What made him imagine he could have a dialogue with them?" "He's Sokrates," I said. "He's like a two-year-old sticking pencils in his ear," she said. — Jo Walton

It was like being around a particularly irritating two-year-old. — Charlaine Harris

I have two sons, ages 38 and 25 in Texas, and my wife and seven year old daughter here in Nashville. On New Year's I'd rather be with them. — Delbert McClinton

You can't live like a monk if you have two five-year-old twins. That ain't happening. Just the opposite, actually. — Scott Ellis

At eighty-two, I feel like a twenty-year-old, but, unfortunately, there's never one around. — Milton Berle

Imagine a 15-year-old kid saying, 'I have two moms - it's cool.' I don't fear that at all. — Henry Rollins

A two-and-a-half-year-old is pretty experienced at making a mess, anyway. — Bill Nye

A ninety-two-year-old man has to open a lot of locks to recall a day when he was nine years old. — Robert McCammon

Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it. — Henny Youngman

The female attention I have to struggle hardest with is from my two-year-old daughter. — Dan Stevens

Drunk on sports all over again, just like a seven-year old in New Jersey whose mom has just bought him two packs of baseball cards for ten cents. — Tim Cowlishaw

I think I need a little break. I've got a two-year old. I'll be part of The Leisure Class for a while. — Lauren Ambrose

Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old. — Erma Bombeck

In 1910, eighty-two-year-old Leo Tolstoy flees from his wife and dies in a railway station of exposure. — Jon Winokur

Alamogordo and worked his two-year service stripping down ancient solar electricity stations from the bad old days before fusion. — James S.A. Corey

They weren't a centuries old hunter and a seventeen year old girl, sitting here at the edge of the world. They were just two people, Bonnie and Damon. — L.J.Smith