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Noncooks think it's silly to invest two hours' work in two minutes' enjoyment; but if cooking is evanescent, so is the ballet.
— Julia Child
You may reasonably expect a man to walk a tightrope safely for ten minutes; it would be unreasonable to do so without accident for two hundred years.
— Bertrand Russell
You can't understand a God who's all mercy and no justice. That cute, fuzzy God wouldn't last two minutes in the Warrens, would he?
— Brent Weeks
Every bite you eat stays in mouth for two minutes, for two hours in stomach and for two month on hips.
— Christian Dior
After five minutes, or ten, or fifteen - it doesn't matter - open your eyes and resume your day. For a moment or two things might seem more alive.
— Mark Epstein
Writers just kept on staring at nothing until they wrote something. Might be two minutes or two weeks.
— Martha Grimes
If they send you an e-mail, respond within twenty-four hours, though two hours is far better, and two minutes is best.
— Jay Conrad Levinson
Most of my videos consist of fragments, one or two minutes long. They are haikus or sketches. I have thousands.
— Jonas Mekas
A critic once characterized baseball as six minutes of action crammed into two-and-one-half hours.
— Ray Fitzgerald
Love is two minutes fifty-two seconds of squishing noises. It shows your mind isn't clicking right.
— John Lydon
I burned through all of my extra lives in a matter of minutes, and my two least-favorite words appeared on the screen: GAME OVER.
— Ernest Cline
I remember turning 'The Sopranos' on once and within two minutes nearly throwing a brick through the screen.
— Camille Paglia
An orchestra knows during the first two minutes of the first rehearsal whether or not they are going to enjoy the person on the podium.
— Leonard Slatkin
Ten minutes spent in the presence of Christ every day, aye, two minutes, will make the whole day different.
— William Henry Drummond
Please, always take the two minutes to make that call.
— Michelle Knight
Two late goals, both in the last twenty minutes ...
— Jon Champion
Take two Afghans who've never met, put them in a room for ten minutes, and they'll figure out how they're related.
— Khaled Hosseini
We were two years in the making and ten minutes in the destroying.
— Martin Middlebrook
The task of a leader is to simplify. You should be able to explain where you need to go in two minutes.
— Jeroen Van Der Veer
Can I think about it?" "Sure." I nodded. "You have two minutes. Also, did you miss the part where I said sunset? True love?
— Rachel Van Dyken
Two meh minutes of my life I'll never see again." Fallon snorted. "His basement couch had more of a thrill than I did.
— Naima Simone
Inside, the two men holed up in Donald's office for a few minutes, where apparently no vaginas were invited.
— Jill Shalvis
First impressions matter. Experts say we size up new people in somewhere between 30 seconds and two minutes.
— Elliott Abrams
Nine holes of golf will take you one-and-a-half, two hours. I run in 20 minutes, I feel better off. So the cost benefit made me drop golf.
— Lee Kuan Yew
Nicely put," I said. "And all in less than two minutes."
"Conciseness is underrated," she said easily. — Sarah Dessen
"Conciseness is underrated," she said easily. — Sarah Dessen
Record collection, with all those lifetimes and desires rhymed and distilled into two or three minutes of a song.
— Michael Ondaatje
Ten minutes of genuine belly laughter had an anesthetic effect and would give me at least two hours of pain-free sleep.
— Norman Cousins
Coke didn't last long enough; it gave me a hangover for two weeks for being high for ten minutes.
— John Waters
I rewind the TV every two minutes. If someone does something interesting, I have to see it over and over again.
— Cuba Gooding Jr.
The Moon would shine as brightly as the midmorning sun, and by the end of the two minutes, the lunar regolith would be heated to a glow.
— Randall Munroe
I've found that lifting the lid with your foot is the most thorough and least gross path to two minutes of peace of mind.
— Elle Lothlorien
I think if you don't stop an actor every two minutes, changing the position of the camera and the lighting, there is going to be a flow of energy.
— Cristian Mungiu
Fifteen minutes shy of two o'clock. The thick of the night. The zone of lost objectivity.
— Robert Charles Wilson
You never know the complicated deals two people negotiate in order to stay married beyond the first ten minutes.
— Chuck Palahniuk
I began counting each fool that passed me. I got up to 50 in two-and-one-half-minutes, then stepped into the next bar.
— Charles Bukowski
I'm not dying for everyone to hear everything we do. Forty minutes every two years is sensible.
— Stephen Malkmus
It's boring to do that every two minutes.
— J.D. Salinger
And for fifty minutes every Tuesday and Thursday, between two o'clock and two fifty, I talk. How I do talk.
— Stephen King
When I first came down stairs, for two or three minutes I went down cellar to the water closet.
— Lizzie Andrew Borden
I have resisted temptation for two and a half minutes at least: my redemption is sure.
— Malcolm Lowry
When the song is part of the action and working as dialogue, even two minutes is way too long.
— Stephen Sondheim
You obviously haven't lived in D.C. very long if you think two and a half minutes is too soon to talk politics.
— Jeri Smith-Ready
If I could make a record in two minutes and thirty seconds, I'd do it. I want the creativity, and I don't give a f - k about the snare sound.
— Nikki Sixx
My core belief is that if you're complaining about something for more than three minutes, two minutes ago you should have done something about it.
— Caitlin Moran
I mean, I can tell within the first two minutes if I'm into someone or not. I can always tell if I get butterflies.
— Kristin Cavallari
I tried to be normal once ... worst two minutes of my life.
— Ziad K. Abdelnour
Everyone is the same for the first two minutes, everyone has a chance to win, but after that you start to seperate physically and mentally.
— Marcelo Garcia
I have one talent, and that's figuring out what people want about two minutes before they know it themselves.
— Felix Dennis
Leadership is a two-way street, loyalty up and loyalty down.
(CBS 60 Minutes interview, March 6, 1983) — Grace Murray Hopper
(CBS 60 Minutes interview, March 6, 1983) — Grace Murray Hopper
No human being ever spoke of scenery for above two minutes at a time, which makes me suspect that we hear too much of it in literature.
— Robert Louis Stevenson
Finally, at two minutes to three, in the sweltering heat of a Mesopotamian summer afternoon, I crossed the no-man's land into Syria.
— William Dalrymple
A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.
— Ogden Nash
I was playing garbage minutes the first two to three weeks. There was definitely a little bit of 'what's going on?' in my prayers.
— Jeremy Lin
I regard these people who are peddling angst and peddling pessimism and all that stuff as so 'two minutes ago' ...
— Terence McKenna
I'm only two hours thrity-seven minutes and thirteen seconds younger than Jude, but she always makes me feel like I'm her little brother.
— Jandy Nelson
I can spend two hours grubbing about in my garden, dazed with pleasure and intent, and it feels like five minutes.
— Alice Walker
You'll have to keep it up for longer than that, if you expect ecstatic moans," I answered. "Two minutes doesn't deserve any more than a giggle.
— Diana Gabaldon
My eyes are two professional pickpockets, stealing everything away in my mind. I lose track of the minutes we trample over.
— Tahereh Mafi
I struggle as a writer, and I'm convinced that if I was at school now, I'd be termed as having ADS. Two minutes and I'm drifting.
— Johnny Vegas
Culture isn't knowing when Napoleon died. Culture means knowing how I can find out in two minutes.
— Umberto Eco
I was able to un-stick my tongue from the roof of my mouth after the first two minutes and began to have quite a good time.
— Mary Ann Shaffer
My idea of an educated person is one who can converse on one subject for more than two minutes.
— Robert Andrews Millikan
You play ensemble things that you had no idea you were going to play two minutes before.
— Lester Bowie
In almost thirty years of walking around on the grass of the world, she couldn't recall having spent two minutes alone with a butterfly.
— Barbara Kingsolver
In writing if it takes over 30 minutes to write the first two paragraphs select another subject.
— Raymond Aron
White teas required only one to two minutes, and black teas between two and three minutes, while herbal teas could steep for three to six minutes.
— Laura Childs
From that she went directly into two minutes
— Sandra Brown
Right now the Seiko claimed it was sixty-two minutes past forty on a Wednesday, Thursday, and Saturday in both December and March.
— Stephen King
Now, I'm not against sex before marriage, but two minutes before? When the organist played "Here Comes the Bride" ...
— Joan Rivers
The horrible thing about the Two Minutes Hate was not that one was obliged to act a part, but that it was impossible to avoid joining
— George Orwell
I should be glad if I could flatter myself that I came as near the central idea of the occasion, in two hours, as you did in two minutes.
— Edward Everett
Man has here two and a half minutes-one to smile, one to sigh, and a half to love: for in the midst of this minute he dies.
— Jean Paul
Football is a simple game. Twenty-two men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans always win.
— Gary Lineker
He taught me things in the space of two minutes that the span of my lifetime did not.
— Sally Thorne
When you're on the other side of it," she says, "fifty-two years can seem like about fifty-two minutes.
— Jennifer E. Smith
She received his note not two minutes later. She opened it, her heart pounding. But there were only two words on the paper. Marry me.
— Courtney Milan
My first show sold within the first 3 minutes, and I came back to the studio and spent the next two and a half years making almost nothing.
— Anish Kapoor
After two minutes after this time, and I am already there.
— Eugene Ormandy
Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes.
— Kevin Nealon
If I am to speak ten minutes, I need a week for preparation; if fifteen minutes, three days; if half an hour, two days; if an hour, I am ready now.
— Woodrow Wilson
And I love Mel Brooks. My Dad loved his movies, too, they're awesome, the kind of thing that if you're in for ten minutes, you're in for two hours.
— Mike Myers
I don't know how long we've sat here. All I do know is that my heart feels torn in two. Have I been here hours? Or minutes? Heartbreak is timeless".
— M.R. Field
Basically, if you were a triceratops in Alberta, you had about two minutes before you got vaporized is how one geologist put it to me.
— Elizabeth Kolbert
For every two minutes of glamour, there are eight hours of hard work.
— Jessica Savitch