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A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned to walk forward. — Franklin D. Roosevelt

Is God a man with two arms and legs like me? Does He have eyes, a head? Does He have bowels? Well I do, and that makes me more wonderful than He is! — John Harvey Kellogg

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. — Terry Pratchett

There is ... nothing greater than touching the shore after crossing some great body of water knowing that I've done it with my own two arms and legs. — Diana Nyad

If you can keep hope and worry balanced, they will drive a project forward the same way your two legs drive a bicycle forward. — Paul Graham

The best definition of man is: a being that goes on two legs and is ungrateful. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

He has a head, two arms, two legs, just as I. — Bernard Hinault

He (Gil Hodges) fields better on one leg than anybody else I got on two. — Casey Stengel

Stand up and walk. Keep moving forward. You've got two good legs. So get up and use them. You're strong enough to make your own path.-Edward Elric — Hiromu Arakawa

There is nothing healthier for a man than to walk on his own two legs — Jose Saramago

two legs, no wings, and holding something pointy over its head. — Tui T. Sutherland

You don't need anything but your own two legs to run. You don't even need shoes, according to some people. — Marc Parent

I'm no different from anybody else with two arms, two legs, and forty-two hundred hits. — Pete Rose

Between the three of us, we have five legs, four eyes & two & a half working pairs of lungs. — John Green

Everybody has two legs, two lobes to the brain which is why we tend to be interested in symmetry, always balancing things. — Gore Vidal

I've had three broken legs and two knee replacements. But I'm very good at apres golf. — Letitia Baldrige

Mum used to say we were the same soul split in two and walking around on four legs. It seems unnatural being born together and then dying apart. — Melodie Ramone

I ain't shooting nobody, so call me a faggot. When the war's over, I'll be the faggot with two legs. — Chris Rock

Sheesh two-legs. You keep screechin' like that, you mind's well tell all 'em Banshee I'm here, eat me - I bring salt — Veronica Purcell

The boat was so old; it must have been launched when Long John Silver had two legs and an egg on his shoulder. — Chic Murray

If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party. — George Carlin

Four legs good, two legs bad. — George Orwell

To stand strongly, we need three legs: Two legs and a work that will keep us busy! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Lies, my dear boy, can easily be recognized. There are two kind of them: those with short legs, and those with long noses. Your kind have long noses. — Carlo Collodi

On two legs, Mickey Mantle would have been the greatest ballplayer who ever lived. — Nellie Fox

I'm just like everybody else. I have two arms, two legs and four-thousand hits. — Pete Rose

Four legs good, two legs bad.' This, he said, contained the essential principle of Animalism. — George Orwell

And the Lady's mate. Despite having only two legs and small fangs, there was much that was feline in that one, and he approved. — Anne Bishop

For two long seconds, he couldn't help but watch her perfectly shaped hips and exquisite bare legs as she walked across the carpet. — Mark A. Hewitt

He was a player that hasn't had to use his legs even when he was nineteen years of age because his first two yards were in his head. — Glenn Hoddle

Invention, using the term most broadly, and imitation, are the two legs, so to call them, on which the human race historically has walked. — William James

You stand on dead men's legs. You've never had any of your own. You couldn't walk alone between two sunrises and hustle the meat for your belly — Jack London

All seemed to be in order. The boy had two legs, two arms, ten fingers, ten toes. Richard — Jeffrey Archer

the average number of legs in any human population is slightly less than two. So most people actually do have "more legs than average. — Robert H. Frank

Four legs gooood, two legs baaad! — George Orwell

What if the only non-humans the two-legs know," she mused, "are the Cousin-kind? How stupid they would believe all others who walk the earth to be! — Jane Lindskold

You're about the stupidest thing on two legs. — Lia Habel

I have two secret weapons
my legs, my arms and my brain. — Michael Vick

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. — Jayne Mansfield

As a matter of fact I could beat you two with both my arms and my legs tied. I'll roll down this ramp and score myself a 7-10 idiot split! — Chris Jericho

You know things are bad when a woman without any legs and who recently lost two of her own kids feels sorry for you. — Barbara Kingsolver

Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy. Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend. — George Orwell

My 'third leg' is longer than my two other legs and that's why I wear such big baggy pants. — Tom Kaulitz

Love is love, whether it goes on two legs or four. — Gwen Cooper

I prefer creatures with the proper amount of legs. Two or four are good. Six, eight, or none ... that's just not right. — Josh Lanyon

Word Powers:
A beautiful bitch has four legs, not two. Even terms of, so called, endearment have unintended manifestations. Guard your grill. — T.F. Hodge

The cool things about space is when you put your pants on here, you can put them on two legs at a time. — Chris Hadfield

One must first be firmly set in oneself, one must stand securely on one's own two legs otherwise one cannot love at all. — Friedrich Nietzsche

The monument I want after I am dead is a monument with two legs going around the world-a saved sinner telling about the salvation of Jesus Christ. — Dwight L. Moody

I'm not intimidated by anyone. Everyone is made with two arms, two legs, a stomach and a head. Just think about that. — Josephine Baker

Understandably she had a lot of suitors, just like any other girls in China with two arms and legs. — Vann Chow

She has to have four arms, four legs, four eyes, two hearts, and double the love. There is nothing "single" about a single mom. — Mandy Hale

His heart expanded until he was nothing but a heart. A giant pounding heart on two shaking legs walking over to her. — Suanne Laqueur

How lucky my life is that I have two arms, and two legs, and ten fingers with which to make things out of wood. — Nick Offerman

Teenagers are free verse walking around on two legs. — Dorothy Allison

More and more I believe in the fact that you have two hands and two legs, and the thing is how to make good use of yourself - and that's about it. — Bruce Lee

I have found that no exertion of the legs can bring two minds much nearer to the other — Henry David Thoreau

Lleyton Hewitt ... his two greatest strengths are his legs, his speed, his agility and his competitiveness. — Pat Cash

We depend on neither man nor beast to get us where we need to go. If you rely on your own two good legs, then they won't let you down. — Joseph Delaney

Big deal ... the only cats that don't have three legs are the ones with two through zero legs. — Doug Benson

We have two eyes... two hands... two legs... but we can focus on one!??!?

Naah, lie double and triple... I can focus on 2 and do 3... — Deyth Banger

I believe in myself over everyone else. There's nothing that walks on two legs that I'm afraid of. — Renzo Gracie

You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns ... if she had two more legs. — Jerry Lawler

I must admit I suffered a bit when I first came to England. But then I realised that there was nothing to be intimidated by, everybody had two legs. — George Lucas

A cat sees no good reason why it should obey another animal, even if it does stand on two legs. — Sarah Thompson

Stand up and walk. Keep going forward. You have two strong legs to take you there. — Hiromu Arakawa

Sometimes war takes an arm, or an eye, or it takes two legs from us, but above all the war takes our belief in humanity away from us! — Mehmet Murat Ildan