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Science and Spirituality are two ends and you have to keep yourself at the middle. Science guys will call it, equilibrium. — Prerak Trivedi

A 50-year-old company can innovate as well as two guys/gals in a garage. — Guy Kawasaki

Every girl's dream is to have two hot guys having a bit of a barney over you. — Lenora Crichlow

Guys don't want to get to two strikes, so you have to make quality pitches early in the count, try to get them to put the ball in play. — Stephen Strasburg

There are two things that I know for certain guys are good for: pushing swings and killing insects. — Carrie Fisher

Guys like me and Ray Charles, when we was coming up through our days, country music and soul music was just a very thin line between the two. — Percy Sledge

Leverage your brand. You shouldn't let two guys in a garage eat your shorts. — Guy Kawasaki

Eddie scowled into his bowl of pretzels. The other two guys passed gas in harmony. — Rick Riordan

Pello, if I wanted two guys, I would have two guys, one's a big enough nuisance as it is. — Sally Courtnix

Out of all the guys she could love, I am two of them. But she chose my clone over me and that hurts. And it feels good. — Jarod Kintz

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks. — Various

The two of them were acting like such ... guys. I wanted to strangle them. — Kresley Cole

I'll bring what I bring to the tale, but it's good to know you have two guys with the experience and know-how in big games. — Eli Manning

You know, guys, it is possible for two women to work together and get along. — Elizabeth Vargas

'Will Grayson, Will Grayson' is about two guys named Will Grayson who live in different Chicago suburbs who eventually meet each other. — John Green

Standing between these two guys you'd have to be me to know how I'm feelin'! — Buddy Guy

Two farewell gifts," Sadie muttered, "from two gorgeous guys. I hate my life. — Rick Riordan

It was two whacked-out guys who said they always wanted to kidnap a midget. — Janet Evanovich

I just had sex with two guys within two days. Two insanely, sexy guys that I could only dream of even kissing. — Victoria Ashley

I can't fight.
I was once run over by a car with a flat tire, being pushed by two guys. — Woody Allen

This isn't exactly a conversation two guys have over coffee. 'Hey, dude, how well does your wife shave your balls? — Tymber Dalton

Near the pool table, two guys straighten from the shots they were lining up.
Dust places his pool stick on the table. — Katie McGarry

I am writing a book more improbable than 'The Interrogative Mood' that I call 'Manifesto'. It's two guys talking who speak artificially conveniently. — Padgett Powell

My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely. — Rodney Dangerfield

He'd been a cop long enough to know what actual perversion looked like and it sure wasn't two guys or two women going out to dinner and holding hands. — Tere Michaels

Um, guys, I hate to interrupt whatever weirdness you two are partaking in, but we have a situation in here you might want to check on. (Phobos) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

When I see two guys kissing, I'm like, how come I can't kiss one of those guys? They look like they're having a good time. — Louis C.K.

Just two naked guys enjoying a manly hug in the middle of the apocalypse. - Cody Forester, Werewolf Apocalypse — Roxanne Smolen

It's a bottom line business where a lot of gray suits are brought in and then, within two years, these guys suddenly know everything about baseball. — Don Drysdale

I like 'The Fault in Our Stars.' I thought those two guys did a really, really good job. The movie obviously did really, really well. — Jamie Blackley

Two of the guys that were honorary Vampires - Jim Morrison and Jimi Hendrix - had died at 27. And they were certainly archangels in our group. — Alice Cooper

I don't mind seeing two guys kissing, you know, as long as they're clean-shaven. — Kevin Nealon

I'm living with two guys. I'm living with a slob and a guy who sleeps all day. — Devon Sawa

Two guys and I love them both. Loyalty divides and subtracts me from both of them. — Corrine Jackson

What if the Christ and the Messiah come, and they're two different guys? — Tom Robbins

Can't believe the number of tracks I get sent every day now. Everyone is at it! There's no way you can keep up and I have two A&R guys! — Ralph Lawson

If you want to watch two guys knock hell out of each other, watch us. — Ricky Hatton

I seen too many you guys. If you had two bits in the worl', why you'd be in gettin' two shots of corn with it and suckin' the bottom of the glass. — John Steinbeck

I've never heard Daft Punk; I've never heard a track of theirs in my life. They're the two guys with motorcycle helmets on? — Henry Rollins

Fine tuning the institutions built by powdered wig guys two hundred years ago is a long shot at holding the whole thing together. — Terence McKenna

Last week I was walking by a cemetery, two guys came after me with shovels. It was all about money. — Rodney Dangerfield

I walked two hours to an audition once and was so sweaty that someone said, 'Oh, you guys from New Zealand don't shower.' — Martin Henderson

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. — Woody Allen

Two reasons I come down here every year: the food and there are multiple guys here every year. — Mike Tomlin

I think we have arrived at the stage where we are making it too complicated. I know guys who can't play two rounds before running to their teachers. — Vijay Singh

I remember looking back on a photo of me ... wearing a suit that was, like, two sizes too big for me. I think a lot of guys don't know what fits. — Talib Kweli

What was I thinking? He's been tied up for who knows how long and he's injured. I left him there alone to face two guys with guns. Some rescuer I am. — Leslea Wahl

Two years older than me, but he's [Dust] one of those guys who you known is an old soul the moment you meet him. — Katie McGarry

Miguel and Justin, the two biggest guys on the team, welcomed me right away and once the cool kids in school like you, it's easy to get along. — Prince Fielder

Some guys fall in love with one girl, I gotta fall for two. — Elvis Presley

In a small spacecraft, it was hard for the other two guys to sleep when the on-duty man was talking to Mission Control regularly. — Henry Spencer

Most people are dead. Hitler. Ray Charles. Some other guys. But mostly those two. — Louis C.K.

My biggest hero was Roman Gabriel, who was the QB of the Rams, and Roger Staubach. Those were the two guys I tired to emulate when I was little. — Warren Moon

Honestly, being in a band with two guys has prepared me so much for when it's time for me to get married! — Hillary Scott

We were always able to sing and blend well together; that's our gift. But aside from that, we're really two different guys. — Paul Simon

The thing that's great about those guys at Miramax is the Weinstein brothers. They are the two funniest guys I've ever met in my life. — Ted Demme

I really think guys only need two pairs of shoes. A nice pair of black shoes and a pair of Chuck Taylors. — Mindy Kaling

If I hadn't met those two guys (Billy Martin and Whitey Ford) at the start of my career, I would have lasted another five years. — Mickey Mantle

The best part of being married is that now when we walk down the street, people won't just see two guys and a kid, they'll have to see a FAMILY. — Patricia A. Gozemba

When I kiss a girl for a part, people think it's sexy. But if two guys kiss, suddenly there's a backlash. It's a double standard. — Olivia Wilde

I think about those two guys in the sky causing shipwrecks, causing things to burst into flame ... — Jandy Nelson

Hockey is the only place where a guy can go nowadays and watch two white guys fight. — Frank Deford

Two jumper cables walk into a bar. The bartender says, "You guys better not start anything in here! — Various

Was this for real? Were these two magically oriented, problem-fixing, ass-kicking guys talking about what their kids would look like? — Chloe Neill

When two evil guys fight in a duel,
the worst of both will be the winner. — Toba Beta

Because he's Cameron. And you're Lucy. You're team Luca. You guys are forever. If you two can't make it work, then we're all screwed. — Jay McLean

In high school, I started my first company, called M Cubed Software. We named it that because it was me and two other guys named Mike. — Mike McCue

In writing a novel, when in doubt, have two guys come through the door with guns. — Raymond Chandler

The phone beeped - M fine but these two guys R on me like cougars on Adam Lambert. — Elisabeth Staab

It takes two guys on a team to do very well in the end and be successful. — Ed Belfour

Rule number one. The good guys always win.
Rule number two. If the good guys lose, we play again. — Charles S. Faddis

A yard and left, Dave, he said. O'Donnell was like a blind man. His eyes were tight on the two guys — Lee Child

What is it about those two words - I'm sorry - that makes otherwise articulate guys into babbling idiots? — Melissa Jensen

If they knocked two of your guys down, I'd get four. You have to protect your hitters. — Don Drysdale

Anyone in the comedy world knows that Horatio Sanz and Chris Parnell are two of the funniest guys around. — Adam McKay

The hot-o-meter started ringing like crazy as hot guys descended on me, my car and Tack from two directions.
Boy was I glad I curled my hair. — Kristen Ashley