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You cannot be the leader of the free world and sit on the sidelines and tweet and think you're going to get the job done. — Kevin McCarthy

You're an actor first and foremost. No one is going to hire you because you tweet a lot. — Janina Gavankar

To a man with an internet connection, every thought and every movement sounds like a tweet or status update. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I don't tweet, I don't go on Facebook. I think there's too much information about all of us out there. I'm liking the idea of privacy more and more. — George Clooney

We are so quick to tweet, Facebook, and Instagram but we treat prayer with a sense of delay? — Timothy Keller

I only tweet if I discover something that's fantastic, or if I heard something really great. — Gayle King

Just like Trump Tower, he [Donald Trump] must have hired a foreign worker to do his own tweets. — Marco Rubio

If you send someone a snarky Tweet, does that make you an Angry Bird? — Avram Ohm

Thank you, Noah," I whispered."For what?" He said into my hair."For taking care of me. — Alison G. Bailey

Twitter is like Ozymandias' wall of tv's in Watchmen. You don't read every tweet, but from the whole you can absorb the zeitgeist. — Mike Pohjola

Re-tweeting is a pretty common practice on Twitter, but on an average day, we see maybe one out of 20 posts is a re-tweet. — Ethan Zuckerman

Elinor Lipman is to tweets what Shakespeare is to sonnets. — Firoozeh Dumas

I'm off for two weeks, so until I get back, take the characters in this tweet and parcel them out one per day. Use this Q wisely. — Stephen Colbert

No matter how much we tweet, blog and post, nothing in business is as powerful as actual face time with prospective business partners and customers. — Jay Samit

Is it worth getting one more tweet out, or putting your phone down and doing something that is worth tweeting? — Seth Godin

Goodreads is actually about fiction not dreading goo. But I have a profile there, anyway... — Michael A. Arnzen

You're hopeless dumb
if you blindly tweet rumours
and get ripped on-line. — Ibnu Din Assingkiri

The cure to eliminate fake news is that people stop reading 140-character tweets and start reading 600-page books. — Piero Scaruffi

I don't tweet - I have nothing to say. — Gina Torres

Cute. I'm on the waitlist to beta a new product, and have been offered the chance to move up in the list if I tweet about it. Not doing so. — Ethan Zuckerman

I always tweet about where we're at. Since I'm performing at amphitheaters, I'll try to run up and down the stairs and across the field. — Julianne Hough

I don't tweet. I prefer face-to-face communication and sometimes Instagram. — Elizabeth Jagger

The amount of things I want to tweet that I get talked out of? It's probably four times a week. I'm very hotheaded. — Khloe Kardashian

Fans these days seem to almost expect a response from band-members any time they tweet or leave a comment etc. — Beau Bokan

I used to tweet about the most mundane things - like 'I just bought a soya latte' - but now I try and make it a bit more interesting. — Evan Williams

I probably tweet every other day, which I know isn't half as much as some people. — Cory Monteith

Don't let the clothes or anyone define you ... just be yourself whether in a pair of jeans or a ball gown. — Tweet

I'm too old-school to tweet. — Julianna Margulies

Thou shalt not unfollow someone, merely because they stopped following you. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Thou shalt not follow someone, merely because they are following you. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Thou shalt not think that thou be a leader, merely because thee be having more than 0 followers. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Don't leave me. I need you, just you. I don't want to be round anyone else, but you, Tweet. — Alison G. Bailey

It a dude and a girl, and the house and wooo scary things happen and then they kill everything. — Ilona Andrews

Forgot to live-tweet the election last night, so I'm post-tweeting today. I'll start as soon as my fingers unclench from their rage fists. — Stephen Colbert

A congressman sent a tweet that compared president Obama to Adolf Hitler. He has now apologized. It's not helping that he apologized to Hitler. — Conan O'Brien

Ignore errors in updates because you never know the context in real life, mobile or otherwise. — David Chiles

From the Book of Republicans: "Lo, we have many assholes running for President. Let us consider, and pick the biggest. And so it was done. — Stephen King

Thou shalt not use the 140 characters limit as an excuse for bad grammar and/or incorrect spelling. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Good enough to tweet, not to say. — Greg Behrendt

If you tweet for me, I'll tweet for you. — Michael Wolf

And let me make the radical statement that I don't believe that you can say something profound in the 140 characters that make up a tweet. — Bernie Sanders

I don't tweet for a very simple reason, which is that I drink. — Lorne Michaels

Twitter has 300 million active users, but 40 per cent of people just use Twitter to read not tweet. — Anonymous

I tweet when the tweet arrives. Never force a tweet or you will hurt your babymaker - and this is true of literature as well. — Patricia Lockwood

I'm such a grandma. I don't tweet; I don't have a Facebook page. — Kathryn Hahn

I tweet, therefore my entire life has shrunk to 140 character chunks of instant event and predigested gnomic wisdom. And swearing. — Neil Gaiman

The reason it's hard for me to tweet is I don't want to pronounce anything, and Twitter is for pronouncing. — Jonathan Ames

There hasn't been a day in my life that I haven't loved you. I wish you would just let me love you, he said — Alison G. Bailey

I'm not on Facebook, and I don't tweet, but I know plenty of people who love both. — Aaron Sorkin

It's kind of cool - and it makes me feel like a badass. I get more girls than my boyfriend. They always tweet me about my booty. — Naya Rivera

I was just thinking about how high school gossip travels fast. I guess my life has been reduced to either a text or a tweet. — Thomas Amo

No one has looked at news from new atomic units of content, like a tweet on Twitter. — Jason Calacanis

Whenever I get a tweet that's trying to promote a thing someone cares about, I'm like, "how annoying!" — Phil Elvrum

If Da Vinci had to tweet 5 times a day,
we'd still be riding bicycles. — Natasha Tsakos

Favoriting tweets has become a form of acknowledging that you've read what someone else has written. — Kenneth Goldsmith

On a good day, I usually tweet 50 to 100 times. — Jacob Whitesides

How do god fit him ass in them jeans when he is, in fact, Everywhere — Patricia Lockwood

God, is too complicated a concept to tweet about. As the Simpsons said: "Short answer 'No,' Long answer 'Yes,' with a 'But, — Patrick Stump

I'm the sort of person who takes a camera to dinner or a nightclub because I enjoy taking pictures of people. I tweet all my pictures, which is bad. — Tamara Ecclestone

People despite their struggles, flaws and faults are honestly the most beautiful creatures. We are wonderfully-broken pieces of art. — Alexander Pyles

My office is on Twitter. I don't tweet myself - at least, not intentionally, but I probably should do. — Tony Blair

The reason I don't tweet as much as I used to, is because I'm sick of all the useless opinions and hate that I get daily. Goodbye Twitter. — Zayn Malik

Life isn't over until you're dead. Another ultra-positive, ultra-motivational tweet to improve your day. You're welcome. — Carla H. Krueger

It is rude to tweet while having sex. However, it is not rude to have sex while tweeting. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

No one cares what you ate for breakfast. Unless it's something really spectacular, don't tweet me your breakfast, I don't care. — Busy Philipps

I do secret stand-up shows around New York. I announce and tweet this to nobody - I get onstage and I do a quick five minutes. — Questlove

A tweet a day keeps writer's block away. — Buffy Andrews

To 'tweet' is sweet
Friends to meet
The message fleet
I think it's neat
Now to repeat.... — Gary Henson

the DOLLY Project (Digital OnLine Life and You) - it's a searchable repository of every geotagged tweet since December 2011, — Christian Rudder

Life should be like a good Tweet - short, pithy, convey a message and inspire others to follow. — Ashok Kallarakkal

A neighbour put his budgerigar in the mincing machine and invented shredded tweet. — Chic Murray

I've never sent a Tweet. I think I have an account but I don't know who runs it. I've never done one in my life. — Audrey Tautou

There's an entire universe in every single tweet, and it all really depends on the content as far as how it's going to spread. — Jack Dorsey

I think social media really is a great tool. It fascinates me when I tweet something and right away you get a response almost immediately. — Mario Andretti

You should see some of the things people tweet me. There have been death wishes on my Twitter timeline. — Ashley Madekwe

It's funny, because I have periods where I just kind of go dark. I don't tweet, I don't talk, I don't interview, and then I have times where I do. — Lance Armstrong

Jarod Kintz gets so many retweets, he's like Katniss Everdeen with tourettes in a forest full of Mockingjays. — Ryan Lilly

When I tweet, I try and accomplish three things. One, is to make you laugh. Two, is to inform you. Three, is to enlighten you. That's all I do. — Shaquille O'Neal

Elinor Lipman tweets like a nightingale with an eagle eye. — Cathleen Schine

I'm a pretty early adopter of social media. There's a whole subculture to it. I'm smart enough not to tweet things out of emotion. — Jon Favreau

I really like when people do 'stream of consciousness' tweeting, or when people's tweets come across as sort of manic and mostly unedited. — Mira Gonzalez

Twitter is a vessel that we can use to share #positivity to others through our timeline one tweet at a time. — Germany Kent

Tweets and text messages killed the long novel. — Andrew Barger

If somebody crafts an interesting tweet that'll lead me to their blog, I'm going to their blog. — Anthony Bourdain

Tweet and post softly of your brand. But carry a big stick. — Timi Nadela

Nice concept. But is it a trilogy or a tweet?" "I can't tell any more. — Scott Westerfeld

I'm always amazed by people who blog all the time and tweet all the time, and still get things done. I don't know how they do it. — Jarvis Cocker

It's good netiquette to avoid information that offends or challenge errors when confronted. — David Chiles

Although I have no plans to tweet, I am fascinated by developments on the Internet. — Oscar De La Renta

I tweet myself and do all the Facebook updates. It started off with me wondering whether I was showing off and I was very careful about what I wrote. — Prabal Gurung

I can't lose you, Noah."
"You'd never lose me, Tweet. I'll always be here if you need me. — Alison G. Bailey

Reputation takes decades to make. And can be lost in one tweet. Think about that before you press the send button. — David Hieatt

Tweet, tweet, you're alive, you ignorant asshole. — Richard Ford

I never Tweet about my daughter. Never. I just want to be respectful of her privacy. My job as a mom is to know when to open my mouth and when not to. — Padma Lakshmi

Everyone wanna tweet but they don't know who to follow! — Andy Mineo

I can't be around you right now. It hurts too much, because I am so completely and desperately in love you, Tweet. — Alison G. Bailey

Now that all writers everywhere are contractually obligated to blog and tweet all day long, who has time to work on a book? — Dan Savage

My fashion secret is "SIMPLE IS BETTER ... LESS IS MORE." — Tweet

Oh my God, I never really tweet, but there's a moment every day I write one and then delete it. — James Corden

A man you can bait with a tweet is not a man we can trust with nuclear weapons. — Bill Clinton