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Colorado's right next to Utah - you know, Mormon Central. — Trey Parker

I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids. — Trey Parker

Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd. — Trey Parker

I grew up with the religion of 'Star Wars,' frankly. That's when I realized there is something bigger out there ... and it's called The Force. — Trey Parker

I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff. — Trey Parker

When you're watching 'Armageddon,' and the Aerosmith song starts ... Super funny. — Trey Parker

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it. — Trey Parker

I hate puppets so much. — Trey Parker

I was a big Broadway fan for a while. — Trey Parker

When I was a kid, to me, the Evergreen Players were the big time. — Trey Parker

I bought a house for my mom, I bought a house for my dad, I bought a house for my sister. — Trey Parker

Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike. — Trey Parker

We created a brand for ourselves, so that now people can't get mad at what we do, because then they're just making of themselves. — Trey Parker

I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off. — Trey Parker

Any job is a job. If you have to be doing something, then you're probably not enjoying it. — Trey Parker

I just realized that there are going to be a lot of painful times in life, so I better learn to deal with them in the right way. — Trey Parker

Bargaining makes you come up with the best ideas. — Trey Parker

What we're always looking for is weird social issues and weird connections to make. Luckily for them, there's no shortage of material. — Trey Parker

Hippies, hippies ... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee! — Trey Parker

I was a big 'Charlie Brown' fan as a kid. — Trey Parker

Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper. — Trey Parker

I've gotten to a point where I wouldn't direct someone else's material. It would only be something totally original. — Trey Parker

Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be. — Trey Parker

If you're famous, you suck, just for being famous. People in England totally get that; Americans don't. — Trey Parker

I have maggots in my scrotum. — Trey Parker

I would let my kids watch this stuff way before I'd let them watch something like 'Full House' that I think would make them stupid. — Trey Parker

I can feel myself dying inside. — Trey Parker

I've never met a Mormon I didn't like. They're really nice people. They're so Disney. They're so Rodgers and Hammerstein. — Trey Parker

I try not to tune in to politics until it's two or three months before the election. Till then, it's like watching preseason football. — Trey Parker

All the religions are super funny to me. — Trey Parker

A scotch buzz is the best buzz in the world. — Trey Parker

The problem is we moved to LA ... The only way to be punk rock in L.A. is to be a Republican. — Trey Parker

So much of what you see now in Hollywood is written and directed by committee, and you can see it. — Trey Parker

My dad was just a big Joseph Campbell nut. — Trey Parker

I like to fancy myself more of a musician than anything else. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker did 'Book of Mormon.' It's the best Broadway show I've ever seen. He does 'South Park.' It's wonderful. — Penn Jillette

Even from the very beginning, I didn't put any money in the stock market. — Trey Parker

Even if you're not Christian, just from being in our culture you know Jesus and resurrection and redemption. — Trey Parker

Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved,it would be much simpler, but much less magical — Trey Parker

I find Mormons adorable. I love Disneyland and old musicals, and, to me, Mormonism fits right in with all of that. — Trey Parker

People have a lot of different beliefs, and at the end of the day, we all have deeply held beliefs that probably don't make sense to anyone else. — Trey Parker

Living is having ups and downs and sharing them with friends. — Trey Parker

I was always a very happy, optimistic person. — Trey Parker

Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb? — Trey Parker

Once you have kids, you think like a parent. You get a lot more protective. — Trey Parker

If somebody actually came to me and said, 'O.K., this is it: write your last 'South Park' episodes,' I'd be like, 'No, no, no.' — Trey Parker

We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us. — Trey Parker

Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable. — Trey Parker

I have no desire to ever talk to Sean Penn. — Trey Parker

Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000. — Trey Parker

I think you could take any Bruckheimer movie and do it with puppets, and it would be screamingly funny. — Trey Parker

We have it, we're lucky enough that we've created a show where it's not about ... a family, or a kid, it's about a town. — Trey Parker

You don't need missionaries in Colorado; you got Colorado. — Trey Parker

It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom. — Trey Parker

I don't want to say never, but I hope I don't become that 'take me seriously now' guy. — Trey Parker

I don't even know where Russia and Mexico are. — Trey Parker

There's a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have. — Trey Parker

The 'Beavis and Butt-head' movie was just a movie-length version of the TV show. — Trey Parker

I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person. — Trey Parker

No show would be successful if you took a group of people and just said, 'You're dumb!' over and over. That's not what Broadway's about. — Trey Parker

You can't make experimental work by copying past work. — Trey Parker