Transvestite Quotes: top 28 famous quotes about Transvestite

Transvestite Quotes & Sayings

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I'm not sure if it's because of us or because of the Enemy. I wonder who they think is the bigger threat. — Ally Condie

Speak to me."
"I hate you."
"Okay." Mad Rogan let go of me. "You're fine. — Ilona Andrews

I just look like a transvestite when I try to dress up. There's no place to hide my balls. — Sarah Silverman

TV can be an acronym for television or transvestite. I prefer using it to describe the the latter. The former is strange and undignified. — Dov Davidoff

Call out if you need a hand. if she looks like she's going to have you, i'll sneak up behind her and whach her on the head with a stiff rabbit — Erin Hunter

Woman does not emerge from a man's rib, not ever, it's he who emerges from her womb. — Nizar Qabbani

The Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite — Jeremy Clarkson

To the dump kids, it also seemed perfectly logical that they were driven to the circus by a transvestite prostitute. — John Irving

Many states rely on sales tax as their principle source of revenue and do not have a State income tax. — William L. Jenkins

I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, 'Marry him. You'll double your wardrobe.' — Joan Rivers

Baby, you're so much of a woman, you turn me off when I hold you. — Rhys Ford

I'm an Action Transvestite — Eddie Izzard

When I get ready for an event, I always look at myself in the mirror and say, 'I look like a transvestite,' I love it. — Sofia Vergara

Let me note that Kilgore Trout and I have never used semicolons. They don't do anything, don't suggest anything. They are transvestite hermaphrodites. — Kurt Vonnegut

All the rest of the world could only kill or devastate my mind and body. Bones alone held the power to demolish my soul. — Jeaniene Frost

Come on, a 25-page digression on god? You can't have that kind of thing, cut it out! — Jeet Thayil

A transvestite spends her entire life trying to look as feminine as possible and I have clearly spent mine celebrating my masculinity. — Vin Diesel

I saw a transvestite wearing a T-shirt that said 'Guess'. — Demetri Martin

All I could think was that here, finally, for once, I wasn't only watching and reporting but part of this moving, changing world as well. — Sarah Dessen

My mouth watered so much my taste buds put on shower caps. Michael — Carole Fowkes

Who goes a-borrowing goes a-sorrowing. — Thomas Tusser

It doesn't matter how good the enemy's weapons are. If he can't see you, he can't hit you. Cover, cover, cover. Make sure you're never exposed. — Stieg Larsson

I'm not gay, and I'm not a transvestite. — Boy George

Okay, the cops are gone. I explained about my mother and her obsession with the transvestite killer. They didn't even get that mad. — Meg Cabot

I'm an action transvestite really, so it's running, jumping, climbing trees putting on make-up when you're up there! — Eddie Izzard

Bad philosophers may have a certain influence; good philosophers, never. — Bertrand Russell

Inside I am a beautiful woman,' Okha said ... 'The Trickster tapped me in my mother's womb and placed me in this man's shell. — Tamora Pierce

Everyone loves fried chicken, Don't ever make it. Ever. Buy it from a place that makes good fried chicken. — Nora Ephron