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Some people will never know how close they really were to success because they threw in the towel right before their big break. — Dawn Gluskin

Who does this teenage version of the Brawny paper-towel guy think he's kidding? — Rick Yancey

This I have to hear. You know she popped his cherry?" "Elliot!" Grace scolds, and swats him with a dish towel. "Ow!" He fends her off. — E.L. James

That's good. And speaking of spelling, tell me
do you wrap your head in a towel after you shower? — Nicholas Sparks

I was about as political as a bath towel. — Michel Houellebecq

When I was growing up, in our house nudity was defined as the period of time between the shower and your towel. — Amy Cohen

Throw in the towel right off the bat. Women argue in ways that aren't rational to men. — Nick Lachey

If you throw in your towel, someone may pick it up and use it better than you. — Matshona Dhliwayo

There is joy
in all:
in the hair I brush each morning,
in the Cannon towel, newly washed,
that I rub my body with each morning ... — Anne Sexton

Covering the essentials, and holds out a larger fluffy white towel — E.L. James

Lightning snapped the night sky like a jock's gym towel on a dork's butt. — Lisi Harrison

A little flattery, like a warm bath and soft towel, will let you get along with yourself, lie down with yourself, and sleep. — Willis Regier

I can see my imaginary friend. I can hear him. I can talk to him. He is using a towel. — Katherine Applegate

Creative people are like a wet towel You wring them out and pick up another one. — Charles Revson

There's nothing I like more than meeting velvet clad peers while wrapped in a towel. — Eloisa James

Tolerance is not infinite patience, but slain patience; patience that has lost its hope and love and has thrown in the towel. — Criss Jami

Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now? — Douglas Adams

I want to towel off, leave my heart on this beach and
walk the sand into a lake
of stars, while never looking back. — A.P. Sweet

Wearing a bath towel around the school yard and pretending it's a cape doesn't mean you have magical powers. — Lincoln Peirce

I follow the Patriots, but the Steelers were my first and true love. I still have a 'Terrible Towel.' — Nathaniel Philbrick

Music has been my playmate, my lover, and my crying towel. — Buffy Sainte-Marie

His cock shared none of his reservations and tried to impress with its best imitation of a towel rack. — Angel Martinez

I lowered my towel and saw that though my body was still firm, the glow of youth was about to fade. The sparkle in my eyes had all but deadened. — Elise Icten

American's could be any more self absorbed if they were made of equal parts water and paper towel. — Dennis Miller

Yes, Kat, I really want to get married."
"In a towel?"
His head tipped back, and he let out a deep laugh. "Maybe I'll put some clothes on. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

I was as political as a bath towel — Michel Houellebecq

Listen, Dim Sum, you little fuck fuck, I didn't pay a hundred dollars for a fucking towel rub. — Chelsea Handler

May I request a new uniform? A towel seems inappropriate for the position. — Marissa Meyer

Yep, that's really only just a little white towel. — Sibylla Matilde

A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. — Douglas Adams

It was stealing her breath, imbecile. Go get a towel. -Christophe, Strange Angels by Lili St. Crow — Lilith Saintcrow

I'm always using a towel around my head. Airports don't worry about me. — Kerry King

I lost myself there - my mind imaging what was under his towel and what I would like to do to him. - Emma — Martha Sweeney

Does God ask us to do what is beneath us? This question will never trouble us again if we consider the Lord of heaven taking a towel and washing feet. — Elisabeth Elliot

Thank God genuine video phones hadn't been invented. I hadn't even grabbed a towel. Ford Prefect would despair of me. — C.E. Murphy

I still do have the little lunch bag that my mother made out of a towel and embroidered with my name on it for when I went to kindergarten. — Maira Kalman

Do not throw in the towel; use it for wiping the sweat off your face. — Otto Graham

Trimming your dogs nails is a traumatic event that requires three people, a beach towel, and a can of spray cheese. — Allie Brosh

He knew where his towel was. — Douglas Adams

Thank you ... motion sensor hand towel machine. You never work, so I just end up looking like I'm waving hello to a wall robot. — Jimmy Fallon

Boy what a hotel that was, why they stole my towel. — Rodney Dangerfield

Bliss is the ocean, a towel on the sand, the sun out, the chance to swim in waves or walk dragging a stick behind you, a good book, a cold drink. — Deb Caletti

Not enough." Margo rose and tucked the towel in place. " Come on, let's go stuff her in a locker. For old time's sake. — Nora Roberts

The day I make movies that Rupert Murdoch likes and admires is the day I'll throw in the towel, because he's got no taste. — Irwin Winkler

Tottenham have impressed me. They haven't thrown in the towel even though they have been under the gun. — Bobby Charlton

In the garden of tabloid delight, there is always a clean towel and another song. — Lewis H. Lapham

They wiped his paws on a good bath towel whenever he came in with wet feet, because they had not been married long enough to have an old bath towel, — Beverly Cleary

I'm sorry, but I was born with a towel on my head. — Charles Olson

Can I come in?
No! I'm in a towel!
I'm blind! — James Patterson

There could be no more welcome sight in the life of a single woman than that of a hunk with a dish towel over his shoulder bringing you a cupcake. — Becky Wade

His lips brushed my ear. "In case you were wondering, this dress is better than the towel. But just so you know, I liked the towel too. — Belinda Williams

My mom giggled and whacked Dick with a dish towel. I would have whacked him harder with the cutting board, but that was just my preference. — Eileen Cook

Cool. So glad I got to do all this in a towel. — Brian K. Vaughan

You know, there is always times where you feel discouraged and things coming against you, but I don't know if I ever wanted to throw in the towel. — Joel Osteen

The Hitch Hiker's Guide has not been an opera. It has however been a tapestry, if you count a woven bath towel as a tapestry. — Douglas Adams

Towel and talk, how similar are they, both wipes dry water. One on the hate and latter in the head. — Aphole

The law requires a paper towel ad to be scrupulously honest, but allows political candidates to lie without reproach. What's wrong with this picture? — Jef I. Richards

Solitude takes time. One becomes alone, like a towel drying. — James Richardson

With this disease it is so easy to throw in the towel, and that is the worst thing we can do. — Teri Garr

For Peter, being with Greta was like being wrapped in a warm towel after emerging cold and shivering from the ocean. — Molly Ringwald

Automatic paper towel dispensers are a solution to something that was never a problem in the first place. — Demetri Martin

Don't panic and carry a towel — Douglas Adams

On the beach, I take my clothes off under a towel. — Clare Balding

Douglas Adams was right: There is nothing so massively useful in the universe as a towel. — Kevin Hearne