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Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson Funny Quotes By Mark Leibovich: You know you've made it in D.C. when

You know you've made it in D.C. when someone says that--"It isn't clear what he does"--about you. — Mark Leibovich

Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson Funny Quotes By Sarah Moore Grimke: [On the Adam and Eve story:] They both

[On the Adam and Eve story:] They both fell from innocence, and consequently from happiness, but not from equality. — Sarah Moore Grimke

Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson Funny Quotes By Fred Smith: Try to be a happy memory for your

Try to be a happy memory for your friends. — Fred Smith

Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson Funny Quotes By Janet Evanovich: Bitch.""Slut.""Whore.""Cunt."I kicked Joyce in the shin. I draw

Bitch."
"Slut."
"Whore."
"Cunt."
I kicked Joyce in the shin. I draw the line at cunt. — Janet Evanovich

Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson Funny Quotes By M.R. Carey: Yesterday she thought that the hungries were like

Yesterday she thought that the hungries were like houses that people used to live in. Now she thinks that every one of those houses is haunted. — M.R. Carey

Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson Funny Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Vimes's lack of interest in other people's children

Vimes's lack of interest in other people's children was limitless. — Terry Pratchett

Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson Funny Quotes By Layne Staley: I'm dumbfounded by me all the time. Wow!

I'm dumbfounded by me all the time. Wow! What a ... thrill ... and a joy — Layne Staley

Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson Funny Quotes By V. Theia: His little bit of a thing was an

His little bit of a thing was an addiction he shared with no one. — V. Theia

Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson Funny Quotes By Edward Abbey: Chastity is more a state of mind than

Chastity is more a state of mind than of anatomy. — Edward Abbey

Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson Funny Quotes By LeeAnn Whitaker: You can fight all you want beautiful. You

You can fight all you want beautiful. You got involved with the wrong kind of people; evil you should have stayed clear from. — LeeAnn Whitaker

Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson Funny Quotes By Amanda Seyfried: I don't dye my hair and I can

I don't dye my hair and I can go without makeup. — Amanda Seyfried

Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson Funny Quotes By Terri Clark: My heart battered against my ribs, my breath

My heart battered against my ribs, my breath stalled and I gazed up into his laughing, smiling eyes ... eyes that suddently glowed crimson and cruel. — Terri Clark

Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson Funny Quotes By Michael Drayton: The mind is free, whate'er afflict the man,

The mind is free, whate'er afflict the man, A King's a King, do Fortune what she can. — Michael Drayton

Top Gear Jeremy Clarkson Funny Quotes By R.L. Mathewson: She didn't even like the man, but she

She didn't even like the man, but she couldn't help the way her body reacted — R.L. Mathewson