Toothpaste Quotes: top 47 famous quotes about Toothpaste

Toothpaste Quotes & Sayings

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She knew all the indices to the idle lonely, never bought a small tube of toothpaste, never dropped a magazine in her shopping card. — Joan Didion

The elections are run by the same industries that sell toothpaste on television. — Noam Chomsky

Some things just aren't meant to go together. Things like oil and water. Orange juice and toothpaste. — Jim Butcher

You have a finite number of toothpaste tubes you will ever consume while on this planet. Make the most of that clean tooth time. For yourself. — Felicia Day

Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back. — Earl Wilson

Small talk acts like your toothpaste that helps combat this process with good conversational hygiene. Here — Jack Steel

I know that my look is more 'toothpaste model' as opposed to artsy, which sucks because I can play those roles. — Margot Robbie

I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food. — Will Ferrell

I'm like toilet paper, toothpaste and certain amenities - I'm proven to be good. I've still got 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 years left. — Shaquille O'Neal

Most entertainment is trying to get you. It's tested, like toothpaste. — Albert Brooks

Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in. — H.R. Haldeman

Most people probably don't even know what toothpaste they buy; they just recognize the box on the shelf. — Charles Duhigg

If you can sell green toothpaste in this country, you can sell opera. — Sarah Caldwell

I got some tartar-control toothpaste a while back. I've still got tartar, but it's under control. — Mitch Hedberg

It is important to bear in mind that political campaigns are designed by the same people who sell toothpaste and cars. — Noam Chomsky

Probably nothing, but it was one of those thoughts like toothpaste: Once it's out, you can't squeeze it back in. — Kate Brady

I've learned that it doesn't matter how your husband squeezes the toothpaste, the important thing is how he squeezes you. — H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Her mouth tasted of smoke and toothpaste and something feety that made my blood flare — John Banville

Have you ever thought about toothpaste? Ellen has! And she makes a point about all of the types of toothpaste that Colgate offers! — Ellen DeGeneres

More likely she was in there injecting my toothpaste with strychnine. — Joanna Wylde

For most celebrities, the biggest meal of the day is toothpaste (they use reduced-fat Crest). — Dave Barry

When you brush your teeth, I'll squeeze the toothpaste. — Julie Garwood

This was full when I left. Demon, did you eat some of my toothpaste? — Kresley Cole

Inflation is like toothpaste. Once it's out, you can hardly get it back in again. — Karl Otto Pohl

Q: What helps keep your teeth together? A: Toothpaste. — Johnny B. Laughing

To whomever swapped my tattoo cream for toothpaste ... well played. — R.D. Ronald

Communists all seem to wear small caps, a look I consider better suited to tubes of toothpaste than to people. — Fran Lebowitz

But when he smiles? Really smiles, it's perfect. Like toothpaste commercial, boy-next-door beauty that makes it really hard to be pissed at him. — Nyrae Dawn

He imagines they are uniformly smiling, showing the face they squeeze out with the toothpaste every morning. — Don DeLillo

I brush my teeth with a leg of fried chicken, and gravy is my toothpaste. — Jarod Kintz

There is always a little more toothpaste in the tube. Think about it. — Bill Bryson

As soon as the train pulled into the station, the red guards would pour out of doors and windows like toothpaste squirting endlessly from a tube. — Yu Hua

Maybe he was the kind of man to leave the cap from the toothpaste. That was a deal breaker for all women. God forbid he had mommy issues. — V. Theia

If good stuff happened to us until we died it wouldn't be called Life. It would be called Great. — Drew

Flagrant, adj. I would be standing right there, and you would walk out of the bathroom without putting the cap back on the toothpaste. — David Levithan

Today Baba got a blister when he put his palm down on the hood of our rental car! Mother had to put toothpaste on it. — Khaled Hosseini

No gunfire, famine, or flies. Just lots of toothpaste, gardening and people stuff. — Mark Z. Danielewski

Don't you wish we all lived in black light ... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it — Josh Stern

When you live alone, you can be sure that the person who squeezed the toothpaste tube in the middle wasn't committing a hostile act. — Ellen Goodman

Posing the question: does the god of love use underarm deodorant, vaginal spray and fluoride toothpaste? — Harlan Ellison

I cut coupons, love specials and believe in buying toilet paper and toothpaste in bulk. It's just who I am. — Hilary Swank

Can't nobody [mess] with me. I'm like toilet paper, Pampers and toothpaste. I'm definitely proven to be effective. — Shaquille O'Neal

Here was our future of cheese-food and aerosol propellants, Styrofoam and Club Med on the moon, roast beef served in a toothpaste tube. — Chuck Palahniuk

You cant put the toothpaste back in the tube. — H.R. Haldeman

Who needs toothpaste when you have cigarettes? — Kevin Mcpherson Eckhoff

If you're bored tonight why don't you write down everything that comes to mind when you hear the word toothpaste? — Jaclyn Moriarty

If I don't care what toothpaste you use, then why should I care who's in your bed? — Randolph Randy Camp