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Oh, New Orleans is such freedom.
— John Kennedy Toole
People talk about the '60s, but they were merely a mass production of what the '50s had begun.
— Peter O'Toole
Acting has been described as farting about in disguise.
— Peter O'Toole
Had that poor Reilly kook really been proud of Levy Pants? He had always said that he was. That was one good sign of his insanity.
— John Kennedy Toole
It would bring all of my latent anxieties to a head, and the result, I fear, would be very ugly indeed.
— John Kennedy Toole
I have no memories I'm prepared to share with you.
— Peter O'Toole
Every three or four years, I'm hot again.
— Peter O'Toole
Will you please stop screeching like a fishmonger and run along? Don't you have a bottle of muscatel baking in the oven?
— John Kennedy Toole
Booze is the most outrageous of drugs which is why I chose it.
— Peter O'Toole
You must realize the fear and hatred which my weltanschauung instills in people.
— John Kennedy Toole
I'm not working-class: I come from the criminal classes.
— Peter O'Toole
Always a bridesmaid never a bride my foot!
— Peter O'Toole
Myrna was not astigmatic; the lenses were clear glass; she wore the glasses to prove her dedication and intensity of purpose.
— John Kennedy Toole
Possession of anything new or expensive only reflected a person's lack of theology and geometry; it could even cast doubts upon one's soul.
— John Kennedy Toole
Mrs. Reilly called in that accent that occurs south of New Jersey only in New Orleans, that Hoboken near the Gulf of Mexico.
— John Kennedy Toole
Filth!' Ignatious shouted, spewing wet popcorn over rows. 'How dare she pretend to be a virgin. Look at her degenerate face. Rape her!
— John Kennedy Toole
Is my paranoia getting completely out of hand, or are you mongoloids really talking about me?
— John Kennedy Toole
My favorite food from my homeland is Guinness. My second choice in Guinness. My third choice - would have to be Guinness.
— Peter O'Toole
Schiller needed the scent of apples rotting in his desk in order to write. I, too, have my needs.
— John Kennedy Toole
Oh, Fortuna, you capricious sprite!
— John Kennedy Toole
All the minor sports injuries you acquire over the years begin to multiply like flies when you get over 70.
— Peter O'Toole
I will not be a common man. I will stir the smooth sands of monotony. I do not crave security. I wish to hazard my soul to opportunity.
— Peter O'Toole
I had a pretty hilariously gloomy few years in the '70s.
— Peter O'Toole
What can you say about such a man as Christopher Reeve? He embodied all the best that a human being can hope to be.
— Annette O'Toole
With the breakdown of the medieval system, the gods of chaos, lunacy, and bad taste gained ascendancy.
— John Kennedy Toole
Do I believe the total perversion that I am witnessing?
— John Kennedy Toole
He has the vocal modulation of a railway-station announcer, the expressive power of a fence-post and the charisma of a week-old head of lettuce.
— Fintan O'Toole
Michael O'Toole had no difficulty recognizing which questions in life should be answered by physics and which ones by religion.
— Arthur C. Clarke
For me, life has either been a wake or a wedding.
— Peter O'Toole
I can make the best French toast.
— Peter O'Toole
I suspect that I am the result of particularly weak conception on the part of my father. His sperm was probably emitted in a rather offhand manner.
— John Kennedy Toole
Being sober for so many years is getting interesting.
— Peter O'Toole
Employers sense in me a denial of their values ... they fear me. i suspect that they can see that i am forced to function in a century which i loathe.
— John Kennedy Toole
I don't go for this auto-cannibalism. Very damaging.
— Peter O'Toole
Life turned out much better than I thought. I knew after a little while that I could act.
— Peter O'Toole
No one should ever know where conduct ends and acting begins. Conduct unbecoming. That's what acting is.
— Peter O'Toole
My son has a T-shirt that says, "Discipline doesn't cure Asperger's. But thanks for your concern.
— Jennifer Cook O'Toole
Apparently I lack some particular perversion which today's employer is seeking.
— John Kennedy Toole
The heart is important at any age, I'm afraid.
— John Kennedy Toole
My life is a rather grim one. One day I shall perhaps describe it to you in great detail.
— John Kennedy Toole
I am a son of David and Jeanine O'Toole. I am a son of Earth. And you, you bug-eyed bastards, cannot have my mind.
— Orson Scott Card
I thought that the vibrissae about my nostrils detected something unique while I was outside.
— John Kennedy Toole
Question: How do you know you're God? Answer: Simple. When I pray to him, I find I'm talking to myself.
— Peter O'Toole
I mingle with my peers or no one, and since I have no peers, I mingle with no one.
— John Kennedy Toole
I quite like being old.
— Peter O'Toole
My own favorite is something called Rogue Male.
— Peter O'Toole
No one ever watched competitive swimming.
— Peter O'Toole
I refuse to "look up." Optimism nauseates me. It is perverse. Since man's fall, his proper position in the universe has been one of misery.
— John Kennedy Toole
I doubt whether any hack, under pressure, could pen such atrocious melodrama,
— John Kennedy Toole
My dad went at 86. A car killed him. He was crossing the road.
— Peter O'Toole
Having once been so high, humanity fell so low. What had once been dedicated to the soul was now dedicated to the sale.
— John Kennedy Toole
If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.
— Peter O'Toole
Like two figures in the medieval Morality play, Pragmatism and Morality spar in the boxing ring of my brain.
— John Kennedy Toole
I just hope he went someplace where he could find a little peace ... somewhere between nowhere and goodbye ...
— F.X. Toole
I want that Easter Ham. Where's my Thanksgiving Turkey? Miss Trixie snarled
— John Kennedy Toole
I suggest that an education and reading and facts aren't bad things on which to ponder a few notions.
— Peter O'Toole
Please, go away!" Ignatius screamed. "You're shattering my religious ecstasy.
— John Kennedy Toole
You could tell by the way he talked, though, that he had gone to school a long time. That was probably what was wrong with him.
— John Kennedy Toole
I'm not from the working class. I'm from the criminal class.
— Peter O'Toole
If you do not surrender, I shall be forced to shoot you through the head with a rather large bullet.
— Peter O'Toole
My favorite place to be is by the bay where the palm trees sway.
— Janet Toole Lewis
What I like is bottomless flattery.
— Peter O'Toole
The day before me is fraught with God knows what horrors.
— John Kennedy Toole
With Peter O'Toole, you just had nothing but fun.
— Alex Rocco
Health note: My stomach is getting out of bounds; the seams of my vendor's smock are creaking ominously.
— John Kennedy Toole
Fortuna, that vicious slut.
— John Kennedy Toole
Oh, shut up your little pussymouth, you mongoloid.
— John Kennedy Toole
Do.As.Thou.Wilt.
— Peter O'Toole
I bet you cook good, huh?" Darlene asked."Mother doesn't cook," Ignatius said dogmatically.
"She burns. — John Kennedy Toole
a block that had moved into the twentieth century carelessly and uncaringly - and with very limited funds.
— John Kennedy Toole
I tell my children to avoid theatre and go into cinema and TV.
— Peter O'Toole
I'm a working stiff, baby, just like everybody else.
— Peter O'Toole
No wonder you've turned on me so savagely. I suspect that you are using me as a scapegoat for your own feelings of guilt.
— John Kennedy Toole
If I was to be an actor, I would love to be like peter o'toole.
— Peter O'Toole
This...is a new crutch to help you make excuses for your meaningless, impotent existence.
— John Kennedy Toole
An Oscar is a symbol that is known in every corner of the world.
— Peter O'Toole
Go dangle your withered parts over the toilet!' Ignatius screamed savagely.
— John Kennedy Toole
Like a bitch in heat, I seem to attract a coterie of policemen and sanitation officials.
— John Kennedy Toole
I love working with the young.
— Peter O'Toole
There are only three indispensable things: the audience, the actor and the author. The rest is dross.
— Peter O'Toole
Once a person was asked to step into this brutal century, anything could happen
— John Kennedy Toole
Mother went out again tonight, looking like a courtesan.
— John Kennedy Toole