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Oh, New Orleans is such freedom. — John Kennedy Toole

People talk about the '60s, but they were merely a mass production of what the '50s had begun. — Peter O'Toole

Acting has been described as farting about in disguise. — Peter O'Toole

Had that poor Reilly kook really been proud of Levy Pants? He had always said that he was. That was one good sign of his insanity. — John Kennedy Toole

It would bring all of my latent anxieties to a head, and the result, I fear, would be very ugly indeed. — John Kennedy Toole

I have no memories I'm prepared to share with you. — Peter O'Toole

I saw a man killed in front of my eyes just before my eighth birthday. — Peter O'Toole

Every three or four years, I'm hot again. — Peter O'Toole

Will you please stop screeching like a fishmonger and run along? Don't you have a bottle of muscatel baking in the oven? — John Kennedy Toole

Booze is the most outrageous of drugs which is why I chose it. — Peter O'Toole

You must realize the fear and hatred which my weltanschauung instills in people. — John Kennedy Toole

I'm not working-class: I come from the criminal classes. — Peter O'Toole

Always a bridesmaid never a bride my foot! — Peter O'Toole

Myrna was not astigmatic; the lenses were clear glass; she wore the glasses to prove her dedication and intensity of purpose. — John Kennedy Toole

Possession of anything new or expensive only reflected a person's lack of theology and geometry; it could even cast doubts upon one's soul. — John Kennedy Toole

Mrs. Reilly called in that accent that occurs south of New Jersey only in New Orleans, that Hoboken near the Gulf of Mexico. — John Kennedy Toole

Filth!' Ignatious shouted, spewing wet popcorn over rows. 'How dare she pretend to be a virgin. Look at her degenerate face. Rape her! — John Kennedy Toole

Is my paranoia getting completely out of hand, or are you mongoloids really talking about me? — John Kennedy Toole

My favorite food from my homeland is Guinness. My second choice in Guinness. My third choice - would have to be Guinness. — Peter O'Toole

Schiller needed the scent of apples rotting in his desk in order to write. I, too, have my needs. — John Kennedy Toole

Oh, Fortuna, you capricious sprite! — John Kennedy Toole

All the minor sports injuries you acquire over the years begin to multiply like flies when you get over 70. — Peter O'Toole

I will not be a common man. I will stir the smooth sands of monotony. I do not crave security. I wish to hazard my soul to opportunity. — Peter O'Toole

I had a pretty hilariously gloomy few years in the '70s. — Peter O'Toole

What can you say about such a man as Christopher Reeve? He embodied all the best that a human being can hope to be. — Annette O'Toole

With the breakdown of the medieval system, the gods of chaos, lunacy, and bad taste gained ascendancy. — John Kennedy Toole

Do I believe the total perversion that I am witnessing? — John Kennedy Toole

our society is unequal, and bodily difference is used to justify that inequality. — Emer O'Toole

He has the vocal modulation of a railway-station announcer, the expressive power of a fence-post and the charisma of a week-old head of lettuce. — Fintan O'Toole

Michael O'Toole had no difficulty recognizing which questions in life should be answered by physics and which ones by religion. — Arthur C. Clarke

For me, life has either been a wake or a wedding. — Peter O'Toole

I can make the best French toast. — Peter O'Toole

I know nothing at all about women. They are an amazing, beautiful mystery. — Peter O'Toole

I suspect that I am the result of particularly weak conception on the part of my father. His sperm was probably emitted in a rather offhand manner. — John Kennedy Toole

Being sober for so many years is getting interesting. — Peter O'Toole

Employers sense in me a denial of their values ... they fear me. i suspect that they can see that i am forced to function in a century which i loathe. — John Kennedy Toole

I don't go for this auto-cannibalism. Very damaging. — Peter O'Toole

Life turned out much better than I thought. I knew after a little while that I could act. — Peter O'Toole

No one should ever know where conduct ends and acting begins. Conduct unbecoming. That's what acting is. — Peter O'Toole

My son has a T-shirt that says, "Discipline doesn't cure Asperger's. But thanks for your concern. — Jennifer Cook O'Toole

Apparently I lack some particular perversion which today's employer is seeking. — John Kennedy Toole

No one can take Jesus away from me. There's no doubt there was a historical figure of tremendous importance, with enormous notions. Such as peace. — Peter O'Toole

I have no intention of uttering my last words on the stage. Room service and a couple of depraved young women will do me quite nicely for an exit. — Peter O'Toole

The heart is important at any age, I'm afraid. — John Kennedy Toole

My life is a rather grim one. One day I shall perhaps describe it to you in great detail. — John Kennedy Toole

The only thing I've ever been interested in teaching anyone in life is cricket. — Peter O'Toole

I am a son of David and Jeanine O'Toole. I am a son of Earth. And you, you bug-eyed bastards, cannot have my mind. — Orson Scott Card

I thought that the vibrissae about my nostrils detected something unique while I was outside. — John Kennedy Toole

Question: How do you know you're God? Answer: Simple. When I pray to him, I find I'm talking to myself. — Peter O'Toole

I mingle with my peers or no one, and since I have no peers, I mingle with no one. — John Kennedy Toole

I quite like being old. — Peter O'Toole

My own favorite is something called Rogue Male. — Peter O'Toole

Political commercials encourage the deceptive, the destructive and the degrading. — John O'Toole

No one ever watched competitive swimming. — Peter O'Toole

I refuse to "look up." Optimism nauseates me. It is perverse. Since man's fall, his proper position in the universe has been one of misery. — John Kennedy Toole

I doubt whether any hack, under pressure, could pen such atrocious melodrama, — John Kennedy Toole

My dad went at 86. A car killed him. He was crossing the road. — Peter O'Toole

Having once been so high, humanity fell so low. What had once been dedicated to the soul was now dedicated to the sale. — John Kennedy Toole

If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself. — Peter O'Toole

Like two figures in the medieval Morality play, Pragmatism and Morality spar in the boxing ring of my brain. — John Kennedy Toole

I just hope he went someplace where he could find a little peace ... somewhere between nowhere and goodbye ... — F.X. Toole

It's a razor's edge, a romance with an old man and a young woman. — Peter O'Toole

I want that Easter Ham. Where's my Thanksgiving Turkey? Miss Trixie snarled — John Kennedy Toole

I have my very own Oscar now to be with me until death us do part. — Peter O'Toole

I suggest that an education and reading and facts aren't bad things on which to ponder a few notions. — Peter O'Toole

I'm Irish. That means I'm Catholic. But, truth is, now I'm a retired Christian. — Peter O'Toole

Please, go away!" Ignatius screamed. "You're shattering my religious ecstasy. — John Kennedy Toole

You could tell by the way he talked, though, that he had gone to school a long time. That was probably what was wrong with him. — John Kennedy Toole

I'm not from the working class. I'm from the criminal class. — Peter O'Toole

If you do not surrender, I shall be forced to shoot you through the head with a rather large bullet. — Peter O'Toole

My favorite place to be is by the bay where the palm trees sway. — Janet Toole Lewis

If you can't do something willingly and joyfully, then don't do it. — Peter O'Toole

What I like is bottomless flattery. — Peter O'Toole

The day before me is fraught with God knows what horrors. — John Kennedy Toole

With Peter O'Toole, you just had nothing but fun. — Alex Rocco

Health note: My stomach is getting out of bounds; the seams of my vendor's smock are creaking ominously. — John Kennedy Toole

Fortuna, that vicious slut. — John Kennedy Toole

Oh, shut up your little pussymouth, you mongoloid. — John Kennedy Toole

Do.As.Thou.Wilt. — Peter O'Toole

I will not be an ordinary man, because I have a right to be extraordinary. — Peter O'Toole

I bet you cook good, huh?" Darlene asked.
"Mother doesn't cook," Ignatius said dogmatically.
"She burns. — John Kennedy Toole

a block that had moved into the twentieth century carelessly and uncaringly - and with very limited funds. — John Kennedy Toole

I tell my children to avoid theatre and go into cinema and TV. — Peter O'Toole

I'm a working stiff, baby, just like everybody else. — Peter O'Toole

No wonder you've turned on me so savagely. I suspect that you are using me as a scapegoat for your own feelings of guilt. — John Kennedy Toole

When I work with young people, I grab energy from them by the handsful. — Peter O'Toole

If I was to be an actor, I would love to be like peter o'toole. — Peter O'Toole

This...is a new crutch to help you make excuses for your meaningless, impotent existence. — John Kennedy Toole

An Oscar is a symbol that is known in every corner of the world. — Peter O'Toole

George Eliot is my only steady girlfriend. We go to bed together every night. — Peter O'Toole

Go dangle your withered parts over the toilet!' Ignatius screamed savagely. — John Kennedy Toole

Like a bitch in heat, I seem to attract a coterie of policemen and sanitation officials. — John Kennedy Toole

Salinger, Plath, Toole, the literature of choice for the brooding outcast. — Rob Thomas

Yes, I sell people things they don't need. I can't, however, sell them something they don't want. Even with advertising. Even if I were of a mind to. — John O'Toole

Actors have to stay optimistic. The moment we start thinking otherwise, we're dead. — Peter O'Toole

There may be honor among thieves, but there's none in politicians. — Peter O'Toole

I love working with the young. — Peter O'Toole

There are only three indispensable things: the audience, the actor and the author. The rest is dross. — Peter O'Toole

Once a person was asked to step into this brutal century, anything could happen — John Kennedy Toole

Mother went out again tonight, looking like a courtesan. — John Kennedy Toole