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They float, they all float ... and when you're down here with me, fat boy, you'll float too.
— Stephen King
It's too bad we're not all teddy bears. More stuffing would only make us cuter and cuddlier.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
We're always too skinny, or too fat. Too tall, or too short. We're shaming each other, and we're shaming ourselves, and it sucks.
— Emma Stone
Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride.
— Hank Williams Jr.
I have an amazing metabolism. I'm sure that'll be gone one day. But I like to exercise, too, so I don't think I'll ever get really fat.
— Aziz Ansari
Babies like fat. Like to bury they face up in you armpit and go to sleep. They like big fat legs too. That I know.
— Kathryn Stockett
The thing at the moment is Adele. She is a little too fat, but she has a beautiful face and a divine voice.
— Karl Lagerfeld
An anatomy lab is as choosy as a pedigreed woman seeking love: You can't be too fat or too tall or have any communicable diseases.
— Mary Roach
That's crazy. Are Witches the one who help the big fat man get down the chimney too?"
"You know it, girl. — Brandy Nacole
"You know it, girl. — Brandy Nacole
I mean, everyone walks into the gym on day one skinny or fat. Arnold Schwarzenegger walked into the gym skinny at 15 or 16, and I was that way, too.
— Joe Manganiello
She IS too fat," said Lavinia. "And Sara is too thin.
— Frances Hodgson Burnett
Starving men take a hard view of priests too fat to walk.
— George R R Martin
I look ridiculous in a three-piece suit - I'm too fat.
— Dominic West
I don't concern myself too much about calories and fat.
— Hannah Marks
You're never too fat for a new purse.
— Nia Vardalos
Seventy-five percent of women think they are too fat, despite being in what is considered to be a healthy weight range.
— Rachel Oakes-Ash
E ate so much that he became too fat to see to eat his vittels.
— Anthony Trollope
I don't own a scale, and Tao banned the word 'fat' from our house. If we eat too much, we say, 'I feel clogged up.'
— Olivia Wilde
You size up someone physically in less than one second - too tall, too short, too fat, too thin, too old, too young, too stuffy, too scruffy.
— Helen Fisher
Sure I was glad to see John Wayne win the Oscar I'm always glad to see the fat lady win the Cadillac on TV, too.
— Robert Mitchum
I'm beginning to think that you aren't with child. You've simply become fat after reading too many recipes.
— Meljean Brook
I don't exercise. I'm skinny-fat. I worry about being too skinny.
— Kristen Stewart
Let me have men about me that are fat ... Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look. He thinks too much: such men are dangerous.
— William Shakespeare
It's Too Late Now, You Fat Fuck [10w]
Death is nature's subtle hint
to cut down on carbs. — Beryl Dov
Death is nature's subtle hint
to cut down on carbs. — Beryl Dov
Should've known when I met her mama. The big, fat acorn didn't fall too far from the big, fat tree.
— Johnny Shaw
You are not an agnostic ... You are just a fat slob who is too lazy to go to Mass.
— Conor Cruise O'Brien
You already know when I'm writing, so don't be surprised if it's short and dry, because I'm too hungry to write anything fat
— Frederic Chopin
There are too many steps in this castle, and it seems to me they add a few every night, just to vex me
- Maester Cressen — George R R Martin
- Maester Cressen — George R R Martin
I like fat girls. A woman can never be too poor or too fat. I'd take a poor fat girl over a rich thin girl like Kate Moss.
— Sebastian Horsley
He doesn't appear much, does he - one frightened old fat man too weak to support his own flesh without the help of suspensors." It
— Frank Herbert
What people don't understand is that calling someone too skinny is the same as calling someone too fat; it's not a nice feeling.
— Kendall Jenner
Way too many fat people in shorts.
— C.J. Box
I was one in a million. I wasn't bright enough to realize the circus fat lady is, too
— Stephen King
When women are stressed, they either eat too much and get fat, or they eat not so much and get thin, and the latter is what happens to me.
— Shirley Eaton
Life is too short to live on low-fat everything.
— Kristin Scott Thomas
Nobody's too fat - they're just too short.
— Sam Ewing
A fat stomach sticks out too far. It prevents you from looking down and seeing what is going on around you.
— Norman Reilly Raine
You're either too fat or too thin. You just can't win.
— Natalie Imbruglia
You know, either I'm too fat or I'm flavour of the month. I don't feel either, but maybe I'm both, who knows?
— Beth Ditto
She was not curvy or big-boned; she was fat, it was the only word that felt true. And she had ignored, too, the cement in her soul.
— Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
Diabetics are commonly obese because excess carbohydrates get stored as fat, not because they eat too much fat.
— Ankit Pandey
It's definitely part of my job description not to be too fat.
— Elizabeth Hurley
Years ago when a man began to notice that if he stood up on the subway he was immediately replaced by two people, he figured he was getting too fat.
— Jean Kerr
When I was younger I spent way too much time thinking about me being too fat. So stupid.
— Meryl Streep
I'm always too fat. And I always look terrible. But I love the theater of the red carpet.
— Margaret Cho
It seems like people are more likely to tell you you've gotten too thin than to tell you you've gotten too fat.
— John Schneider
Who would have thought that the girl who was forced to go to the hospital because she's so skinny would one day be called too fat?
— Tyra Banks
It wasn't exactly that Lula was fat. It was more that she was too short for her weight. - Stephanie Plum
— Janet Evanovich
You must be one of the few people with a copy of that. I don't think they printed too many.
— Chow Yun-Fat
Great, so my problem is I'm too fat for this century, and too stupid to make a time machine.
— J.L.M. Visada
You're FAT - and don't try to sugarcoat it, because you'll just eat that, too.
— Phillip C. McGraw
I love food too much - not because I'm fat but because it's so consumptionistic, etc.
— Rachel Zucker
To clarify, the issue isn't that I'm too fat, it's that I'm too phat. Can I get a WHAT-WHAT!
— Casey Wilson