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They float, they all float ... and when you're down here with me, fat boy, you'll float too. — Stephen King

It's too bad we're not all teddy bears. More stuffing would only make us cuter and cuddlier. — Richelle E. Goodrich

We're always too skinny, or too fat. Too tall, or too short. We're shaming each other, and we're shaming ourselves, and it sucks. — Emma Stone

Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride. — Hank Williams Jr.

You can't be fat and fast, too; so lift, run, diet and work. — Hank Stram

If we eat too much we'll get too fat to hunt, and then where will we be? — Erin Hunter

I have an amazing metabolism. I'm sure that'll be gone one day. But I like to exercise, too, so I don't think I'll ever get really fat. — Aziz Ansari

Babies like fat. Like to bury they face up in you armpit and go to sleep. They like big fat legs too. That I know. — Kathryn Stockett

I don't like muscles too much. Flexibility and a relaxed look are more important. — Chow Yun-Fat

The thing at the moment is Adele. She is a little too fat, but she has a beautiful face and a divine voice. — Karl Lagerfeld

An anatomy lab is as choosy as a pedigreed woman seeking love: You can't be too fat or too tall or have any communicable diseases. — Mary Roach

That's crazy. Are Witches the one who help the big fat man get down the chimney too?"
"You know it, girl. — Brandy Nacole

I mean, everyone walks into the gym on day one skinny or fat. Arnold Schwarzenegger walked into the gym skinny at 15 or 16, and I was that way, too. — Joe Manganiello

She IS too fat," said Lavinia. "And Sara is too thin. — Frances Hodgson Burnett

Starving men take a hard view of priests too fat to walk. — George R R Martin

I look ridiculous in a three-piece suit - I'm too fat. — Dominic West

I don't concern myself too much about calories and fat. — Hannah Marks

You're never too fat for a new purse. — Nia Vardalos

A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run. — Elbert Hubbard

Seventy-five percent of women think they are too fat, despite being in what is considered to be a healthy weight range. — Rachel Oakes-Ash

My organs are too powerful ... I manufacture blood and fat too rapidly. — Robert Baldwin

E ate so much that he became too fat to see to eat his vittels. — Anthony Trollope

I don't own a scale, and Tao banned the word 'fat' from our house. If we eat too much, we say, 'I feel clogged up.' — Olivia Wilde

You size up someone physically in less than one second - too tall, too short, too fat, too thin, too old, too young, too stuffy, too scruffy. — Helen Fisher

Sure I was glad to see John Wayne win the Oscar I'm always glad to see the fat lady win the Cadillac on TV, too. — Robert Mitchum

Life is this big, fat, gigantic stinking mess. That's fhe beauty of it too. — Gayle Forman

I'm beginning to think that you aren't with child. You've simply become fat after reading too many recipes. — Meljean Brook

I don't exercise. I'm skinny-fat. I worry about being too skinny. — Kristen Stewart

Let me have men about me that are fat ... Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look. He thinks too much: such men are dangerous. — William Shakespeare

It's Too Late Now, You Fat Fuck [10w]
Death is nature's subtle hint
to cut down on carbs. — Beryl Dov

Should've known when I met her mama. The big, fat acorn didn't fall too far from the big, fat tree. — Johnny Shaw

You are not an agnostic ... You are just a fat slob who is too lazy to go to Mass. — Conor Cruise O'Brien

You already know when I'm writing, so don't be surprised if it's short and dry, because I'm too hungry to write anything fat — Frederic Chopin

There are too many steps in this castle, and it seems to me they add a few every night, just to vex me
- Maester Cressen — George R R Martin

I like fat girls. A woman can never be too poor or too fat. I'd take a poor fat girl over a rich thin girl like Kate Moss. — Sebastian Horsley

He doesn't appear much, does he - one frightened old fat man too weak to support his own flesh without the help of suspensors." It — Frank Herbert

Life is a big fat gigantic stinking mess, that's the beauty of it, too. — Gayle Forman

What people don't understand is that calling someone too skinny is the same as calling someone too fat; it's not a nice feeling. — Kendall Jenner

Way too many fat people in shorts. — C.J. Box

I was one in a million. I wasn't bright enough to realize the circus fat lady is, too — Stephen King

When women are stressed, they either eat too much and get fat, or they eat not so much and get thin, and the latter is what happens to me. — Shirley Eaton

Life is too short to live on low-fat everything. — Kristin Scott Thomas

Nobody's too fat - they're just too short. — Sam Ewing

A fat stomach sticks out too far. It prevents you from looking down and seeing what is going on around you. — Norman Reilly Raine

In the soil too fat and happy, the praying mantises too pious and too plentiful, — Laura Ruby

You're either too fat or too thin. You just can't win. — Natalie Imbruglia

You know, either I'm too fat or I'm flavour of the month. I don't feel either, but maybe I'm both, who knows? — Beth Ditto

She was not curvy or big-boned; she was fat, it was the only word that felt true. And she had ignored, too, the cement in her soul. — Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

Diabetics are commonly obese because excess carbohydrates get stored as fat, not because they eat too much fat. — Ankit Pandey

Most of us are either too think to enjoy eating, or too fat to enjoy walking. — E.W. Howe

It's definitely part of my job description not to be too fat. — Elizabeth Hurley

Years ago when a man began to notice that if he stood up on the subway he was immediately replaced by two people, he figured he was getting too fat. — Jean Kerr

When I was younger I spent way too much time thinking about me being too fat. So stupid. — Meryl Streep

I'm always too fat. And I always look terrible. But I love the theater of the red carpet. — Margaret Cho

It seems like people are more likely to tell you you've gotten too thin than to tell you you've gotten too fat. — John Schneider

Who would have thought that the girl who was forced to go to the hospital because she's so skinny would one day be called too fat? — Tyra Banks

It wasn't exactly that Lula was fat. It was more that she was too short for her weight. - Stephanie Plum — Janet Evanovich

You must be one of the few people with a copy of that. I don't think they printed too many. — Chow Yun-Fat

Great, so my problem is I'm too fat for this century, and too stupid to make a time machine. — J.L.M. Visada

You're not too fat; you're just in the wrong country. — Erica Jong

You're FAT - and don't try to sugarcoat it, because you'll just eat that, too. — Phillip C. McGraw

She's dead. So is your fat pansy. You can be dead, too, if you want. — Richard Stark

I love food too much - not because I'm fat but because it's so consumptionistic, etc. — Rachel Zucker

To clarify, the issue isn't that I'm too fat, it's that I'm too phat. Can I get a WHAT-WHAT! — Casey Wilson

I can't find a goddamn fucking job and I'm too fat to be a stripper, I said as I polished off a stale croissant. — Lena Dunham

FAT CHARLIE WASN'T CERTAIN THAT HE LIKED FREEDOM. THERE was too much open air involved. — Neil Gaiman