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Tommy Funny Quotes By Tommy Cooper: Man went into a bar, he only had

Man went into a bar, he only had one arm. Guy sitting next to him said 'Hey, you've got your sleeve in my drink', man replied, 'There's no arm in it' — Tommy Cooper

Tommy Funny Quotes By Tommy Cooper: I bought some HP sauce the other day.

I bought some HP sauce the other day. It's costing me 6p a month for the next 2 years. — Tommy Cooper

Tommy Funny Quotes By Tommy Cooper: So I said to this train driver "I

So I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?". I said "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin". — Tommy Cooper

Tommy Funny Quotes By Tommy Lasorda: I was glad to see Italy win. All

I was glad to see Italy win. All the guys on the team were Italians. — Tommy Lasorda

Tommy Funny Quotes By Tommy Cooper: Two fish in a tank, one says to

Two fish in a tank, one says to the other - you drive I'll man the guns. — Tommy Cooper

Tommy Funny Quotes By Tommy Chong: The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me

The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy. — Tommy Chong

Tommy Funny Quotes By Tommy Cooper: My dog was barking at everyone the other

My dog was barking at everyone the other day. Still, what can you expect from a cross-breed. — Tommy Cooper

Tommy Funny Quotes By Tommy Cooper: 'Doc, I can't stop singing the green green

'Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home. 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?' 'It's not unusual.' — Tommy Cooper

Tommy Funny Quotes By Tommy Lee: It's so funny because no matter what you

It's so funny because no matter what you say, fans only read and hear what they want. — Tommy Lee

Tommy Funny Quotes By Tommy Cooper: A man walked into the doctor's, The doctor

A man walked into the doctor's, The doctor said 'I haven't seen you in a long time' The man replied, 'I know I've been ill'. — Tommy Cooper

Tommy Funny Quotes By Tommy Cooper: So a lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a

So a lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a train-load of terrapins, I thought "That's a turtle disaster". — Tommy Cooper

Tommy Funny Quotes By Tommy Cooper: So I was in Tesco's and I saw

So I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said "Are you two an item?" — Tommy Cooper

Tommy Funny Quotes By Tommy Cooper: Went to the corner shop - bought 4

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners. — Tommy Cooper

Tommy Funny Quotes By Tommy Cooper: I went to the dentist. He said "Say

I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died." — Tommy Cooper

Tommy Funny Quotes By Tommy Bolt: The biggest liar in the world is the

The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise. — Tommy Bolt

Tommy Funny Quotes By Tommy Cooper: I backed horse last week at ten to

I backed horse last week at ten to one. It came in at quarter past four. — Tommy Cooper

Tommy Funny Quotes By Tommy Cooper: I cleaned the attic with the wife the

I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair. — Tommy Cooper

Tommy Funny Quotes By Tommy Lasorda: Talking about your troubles is no good. Eighty

Talking about your troubles is no good. Eighty percent of your friends don't care and the rest are glad. — Tommy Lasorda

Tommy Funny Quotes By Tommy James: If I don't get at least 1 email

If I don't get at least 1 email in any given hour, I begin to think my friends are conspiring against me. — Tommy James

Tommy Funny Quotes By Tommy Cooper: Two peanuts walk into a rather rough bar,

Two peanuts walk into a rather rough bar, not looking for any trouble. Unfortunately, one was a salted. — Tommy Cooper

Tommy Funny Quotes By Tommy Cooper: Went to the paper shop - it had

Went to the paper shop - it had blown away. — Tommy Cooper

Tommy Funny Quotes By Tommy Cooper: Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this

Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bullshit before. — Tommy Cooper

Tommy Funny Quotes By Tommy Cooper: A guy walks into a pub with a

A guy walks into a pub with a lump of asphalt on His shoulder, He says to the bar man give us a pint and one for the road. — Tommy Cooper

Tommy Funny Quotes By Tommy Cooper: You know, somebody actually complimented me on my

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine. — Tommy Cooper

Tommy Funny Quotes By Tommy Chong: I've met a lot of jazz musicians in

I've met a lot of jazz musicians in my day, and they're all funny. — Tommy Chong

Tommy Funny Quotes By Tommy Cooper: Two cannibals eating a clown. One asks the

Two cannibals eating a clown. One asks the other, 'Does this taste funny to you?' — Tommy Cooper

Tommy Funny Quotes By Tommy Cooper: I went window shopping today! I bought four

I went window shopping today! I bought four windows. — Tommy Cooper

Tommy Funny Quotes By Tommy Cooper: A jump lead walks into a bar. The

A jump lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." — Tommy Cooper

Tommy Funny Quotes By Tommy Cooper: And an airplane of spittle dived into the

And an airplane of spittle dived into the sea, there were no salivas. — Tommy Cooper

Tommy Funny Quotes By Tommy Chong: Cheech and I used to call ourselves musicians;

Cheech and I used to call ourselves musicians; we never called ourselves comedians. We were musicians that were funny. — Tommy Chong

Tommy Funny Quotes By Tommy Cooper: Our ice cream man was found lying on

Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself. — Tommy Cooper