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When we talk to god, it's prayer. When god talks to us, it's schizophrenia. — Lily Tomlin

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. — Lily Tomlin

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic? — Lily Tomlin

The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. — Lily Tomlin

When I write songs, I try to write in a way to reach as many people as I can, to be a lighthouse versus a flashlight. — Chris Tomlin

For fast-acting relief, try slowing down. — Lily Tomlin

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific. — Lily Tomlin

You lead me and keep me from falling. You carry me close to Your heart. And surely Your goodness and mercy will follow me. — Chris Tomlin

I try to be cynical, but it's so hard to keep up. — Lily Tomlin

Reality is nothing more than a collective hunch. — Lily Tomlin

We don't live in our fears. We live in our hopes. — Mike Tomlin

But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money. — Lily Tomlin

More grounded, more humble, more selfless makes us more opportunistic. — Mike Tomlin

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? — Lily Tomlin

Worship: Where God isn't moved by the quality of our voice but by the condition of our hearts. — Chris Tomlin

I did see the Soul Train picture. That was interesting. I've heard all the jokes. I had it coming. — Mike Tomlin

Growing up in Michigan was fine ... until I realized where I was. — Lily Tomlin

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework. — Lily Tomlin

We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles. — Lily Tomlin

People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with. — Lily Tomlin

Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed. — Lily Tomlin

Books like a box of chocolates; each one sweet and unique! — Pamela Tomlin

Worship isn't a feeling you wait for, it's a choice you make. — Chris Tomlin

I absolutely love everything about Christmas music. — Chris Tomlin

The best mind altering drug is the truth. — Lily Tomlin

The road to success is always under construction — Lily Tomlin

I always wondered why somebody didn't do something about that. And then I realized I was somebody. — Lily Tomlin

When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis! — Lily Tomlin

For fast-acting relief from stress, try slowing down. — Lily Tomlin

Everybody with a helmet on is in the mix. — Mike Tomlin

If our team doesn't face enough adversity early on in a season, I create it. Nothing builds a team like adversity. — Mike Tomlin

Forgiveness means giving up all hope for a better past. — Lily Tomlin

Music connects with the soul. I think it's the quickest art form to the soul. — Chris Tomlin

I said "Somebody should do something about that." Then I realized I am somebody. — Lily Tomlin

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic. — Lily Tomlin

Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought. — Lily Tomlin

I was always empathetic with animals. It's a terrible and self-involved point of view that we do something because someone else is exploitable. — Lily Tomlin

Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that's the truth. — Lily Tomlin

When I've had a meltdown, people will say to me, "Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor." — Lily Tomlin

Remember we're all in this alone. — Lily Tomlin

I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it's much too confining. — Lily Tomlin

If trying harder doesn't work, try softer. — Lily Tomlin

I loved the late Gilda Radner. I love Carol Burnett and Lily Tomlin. — Tracey Ullman

I guess that's one of the reasons that you do it - work all the time - because it's sort of a high to find something that really works. — Lily Tomlin

Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself. — Lily Tomlin

It's a more ridiculing, divisive humor today. — Lily Tomlin

Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it? — Lily Tomlin

I worry about kids today - because of the sexual revolution, they're going to grow up and never know what "dirty" means. — Lily Tomlin

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody. — Lily Tomlin

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing. — Lily Tomlin

Sometimes i worry about being a success in a mediocre world. — Lily Tomlin

Just remember, we're all in this alone. — Lily Tomlin

Our God is Greater, Our God is Stronger, God, you are Higher than any other, Our God is Healer, Awesome in Power, Our God,Our God. — Chris Tomlin

No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up. — Lily Tomlin

Wouldn't it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas. — Lily Tomlin

I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else. — Lily Tomlin

So if you've had a good time tonight, or if you've had a good time any night, for gosh sake's why not drop a dollar in the mail to me? — Lily Tomlin

What if it's boring - or if it's not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring. — Lily Tomlin

In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone — Lily Tomlin

9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn't really happened, but it has come closer. — Lily Tomlin

I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific." Lily Tomlin — E.C. Sheedy

The Standard ... is the standard. — Mike Tomlin

The worship leader God is after is the one whose heart is captured by Him. — Chris Tomlin

I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They'd eaten each other. — Lily Tomlin

I still believe that sex is dirty. It's just that now I wouldn't have it any other way. — Lily Tomlin

Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It's just a matter of timing. It's like you've marked your territory. — Lily Tomlin

If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do. — Lily Tomlin

What goes up must come down. But don't expect it to come down where you can find it. — Lily Tomlin

I tend to attack the challenges that are right in front of me, the ones that I have today. — Mike Tomlin

To me, "sexual freedom" means freedom from having to have sex. — Lily Tomlin

There's nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, 'I didn't do it right'. — Lily Tomlin

I played at my church every once in a while, but that's not a good gauge, because everybody loves you at your church. — Chris Tomlin

Even when I'm being funny, I'm deadly serious. — Lily Tomlin

Exercise is for people who can't handle drugs or alcohol. — Lily Tomlin

There's going to be some joyful lifting for us if you will in terms of some of the tasks we have to do. — Mike Tomlin

No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up. — Lily Tomlin

If you read a lot of books, you're considered well-read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well-viewed! — Lily Tomlin

You must continue to dream the wild dream that you dreamed when you were young — Mike Tomlin

If you can't be direct, why be? — Lily Tomlin

And If our God is for us, then who could ever stop us, and if our God is with us, then what can stand against? — Chris Tomlin

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? — Lily Tomlin

I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won't. — Lily Tomlin

Excuses are tools of the incompetent — Mike Tomlin

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? — Lily Tomlin

What is reality, anyway? Just a collective hunch. — Lily Tomlin

I've always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific. — Lily Tomlin

Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it's imposssible to keep up. — Lily Tomlin

No matter how cynical I get, I can't keep up. — Lily Tomlin

Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain. — Lily Tomlin

I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain. — Lily Tomlin

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. — Lily Tomlin

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? — Lily Tomlin

The larger picture is really to swing people's awareness of what really is moral. — Lily Tomlin

Humility is the key characteristic of a worship leader. Actually, the key for any great leader. — Chris Tomlin

Worship comes from a thankful heart. — Chris Tomlin

If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up? — Lily Tomlin

You are what you think ... geez, that's frightening ... — Lily Tomlin

Don't chase accomplishments , people or positions to find your worth. You're already loved as you are by the Father. — Chris Tomlin

We're all in this together alone. — Lily Tomlin

There will be sex after death, we just won't be able to feel it. — Lily Tomlin