Toilet Roll Quotes
Collection of top 26 famous quotes about Toilet Roll
Toilet Roll Quotes & Sayings
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If the Senate is the world's greatest deliberative body, the House is poised to be the world's greatest tweeting one.
— Ruth Marcus
Life in battle is like a roll of toilet paper....the more you use it, the less you have left.
— Charles A. Krohn
He was prepared, he thought, for any wonder. The only thing he had never expected was the utterly commonplace.
— Arthur C. Clarke
I like girls who have two eyes
— Harry Styles
If the group is an art form of the future, then convening groups is an artistry we must cultivate to fully harvest the promise of the future.
— Jacob Needleman
You know you're lazy when you run out of toilet paper and use the cardboard roll to wipe with.
— Dane Cook
According to your medical checkup, you are dead.
— Rene Desmaison
Man, it was so quiet you could hear a grasshopper karate chop a fly.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
Some kid asked what a dilemma is. And I replied: When a starving man has to choose between a plate of food, and, a roll of toilet paper.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I always have a basic plot outline, but I like to leave some things to be decided while I write.
— J.K. Rowling
I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
— Andy Rooney
You know it's the 21st Century when someone TEXTS you from the washroom to ask you to bring them a roll of toilet paper.
— Tanya Masse
Toilet paper unrolled and slithered
then wrapped around my tummy.
That paper tried to roll me up
into an Egyptian mummy. — Melinda K. Trotter
then wrapped around my tummy.
That paper tried to roll me up
into an Egyptian mummy. — Melinda K. Trotter
Only when we have become nonviolent towards all life will we have learned to live well with others.
— Cesar Chavez
The wide screen reminds me of a roll of toilet paper.
— Yasujiro Ozu
I'd appreciate if you'd grow the hell up and stop walking around like the world crapped on your only roll of toilet paper.
— Tahereh Mafi
Nothing reminds one of how shitty inequality is more often than the fact that there are companies who make and people who use 1-ply toilet papers.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Wasn't it hard that you did so much for children and loved them so deeply and they seemed so indifferent to you in return?
— Maeve Binchy
I don't care about age very much.
— Chinua Achebe
When someone follows you all the way to the shop and watches you buy toilet roll, you know your life has changed.
— Jennifer Aniston
We should impart our courage and not our despair.
— Henry David Thoreau
Little changes [and] little choices add up to be revolutionary changes in your life.
— Sarah Ban Breathnach
The value of your life is determined by the value of your time.
— Sunday Adelaja