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It's never a good day when an ancient demon shows up on your toilet bowl. — Angie Fox
But solitude is sadness.'
'Yes; it is sadness. Life, however, has worse than that. Deeper than melancholy lies heart-break. — Charlotte Bronte
From the stage I've seen people of all ages absolutely roaring at really good toilet humour. — Adrian Edmondson
Let me fly, let me see things that are hidden from other eyes. — Sonya Hartnett
There is no more unhappy being under the sun than a fetishist who pines for a boot and has to content himself with an entire woman. — Karl Kraus
A hare is not caught with a drum. — Jean De La Fontaine
After Arthur sent me away for my own good, it' like my life switched from color to black and white--like the ending of The Wizard of Oz. — Nick Nolan
I do not give a sh*t, the toilet miss me now — Mohlalefi J Motsima
Books Are Good For Lots Of Uses, Not For Dropping In The Toilet. — Frank Zappa
As a founder you have to build a team some day, so why not start the day you found the company? — Ron Conway
So it just wasn't in my house. Anywhere, I looked like I knew about the toilet. — Sarah Dessen
I mean when someone says I forbid it, that's a good sign it's worth doing. — Rick Riordan
Come and see us if you feel like it,' she said. 'I always expect people to ask themselves. Life is too short to send out invitations. — Daphne Du Maurier
Left to my own vices, all I would own is a Corvette, and it would be broken down. — Bill Engvall
I do detest everything which is not perfectly mutual. — Lord Byron
Fine, but if you get yourself killed I reserve the right to flush your ashes down the toilet while I sing the theme from Titanic. — Quinn Loftis
Ozzy's cage is now sparkling but there is a problem. It seems that if you put vast quantities of sawdust down a toilet, the toilet stops working. — J.A. Buckle

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