Toilet Funny Quotes
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Toilet Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I don't know what to say other than you're really honored another team is looking at you.
— Don Mattingly
He was discovered with his feet stuck to the ceiling in the bathroom with his head stuffed in the toilet ...
— Orson Scott Card
Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.
— Kristen Schaal
I don't want to develop a personality, just cut my face! Stretch it and staple it. Now I'm happy, or at least I look like it.
— Daniel Tosh
I don't let everyone pick me up. I only let myself be picked up by whomever I want to be picked up by.
— Jyoti Amge
Life before toilet paper was not worth living.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Words, how little they mean when they are too late.
— Taylor Swift
Saving New York City from bankruptcy is like making love to a gorilla. You don't stop when you're tired; you stop when he's tired.
— Felix Rohatyn
Man who stands on toilet, gets high on pot!
— Katharine Hepburn
You don't want to have to be the man and the woman in the relationship. I always say you want a man who can fix the toilet.
— Pamela Anderson
Marla said, This isn't like when guys sit backward on the toilet and pretend it's a motorcycle. This is a genuine accident.
— Chuck Palahniuk
What do you see in him anyway?" "He doesn't leave the toilet seat up." I smiled bitterly
— Jayde Scott
The history of science is science itself; the history of the individual, the individual.
— Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
If you drop your Kindle in the toilet, you're done.
— Stephen King