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Those who have invested the most are the last to surrender. — Vince Lombardi

Pleasure only starts once the worm has got into the fruit, to become delightful happiness must be tainted with poison. — Georges Bataille

I look, absolutely, like I'm going to sell you insurance. — Stephen Colbert

Before researchers become researches they should become philosophers. — Masanobu Fukuoka

My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet. I was so screwed up. — Jessica Hahn

Lasorda's standard reply when some new kid would ask directions to the whirlpool was to tell him to stick his foot in the toilet and flush it. — Steve Garvey

Las Vegas, the most expensive toilet in the world that still can't flush. — Brin-Jonathan Butler

Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush. — Dov Davidoff

Thunder splits the rift where the Sun floods in. — David Mitchell

There is only one page left to write on. I will fill it with words of only one syllable. I love. I have loved. I will love. — Audrey Niffenegger

Her eyes reversed into herself, to watch the secret heart of herself pounding itself into pieces against the side of her chest. — Ray Bradbury

Social networks are so full of wasted time - they could be compared to a waste disposal system. Flush, before you go and waste no time to go. — Will Advise

The feeling of freedom, driving into scenery as green and lush as a postcard of Ireland was close to bliss. — Diane Meier

You must always remember... You are braver than you believe, Stronger than you seem, and Smarter than you think." ~Christopher Robin — Brandy Lynn

You can flush my ashes down the toilet, for all I care. — Carolyn Gold Heilbrun

The humble latrine, or flush toilet, reduces disease by twice as much as just putting in clean water. — Rose George

I want to stress that at no time Bolivia acts untimely or irresponsibly. — Evo Morales

Being a hermit involves a lot of what we would call routine tasks taken to an extreme, even the morning flush of the toilet becomes a ritual. — Steve Merrick

Spyglass is not interested In Stargate — Alaina Huffman

I'm big on research. — James L. Brooks

If all you do is talk crap, I'll just flush the toilet. — Behdad Sami

History, writing, infect after a time a man's sense of himself ... — A.S. Byatt

Replaying her words in my head, I could feel my face redden again.
I wanted to flush my head down the toilet. — Mark Peter Hughes

Go ahead then. Might as well wipe your ass with a doomed office romance before you flush your career down the toilet. You know it'll happen. — Claire Gillian

Fine, but if you get yourself killed I reserve the right to flush your ashes down the toilet while I sing the theme from Titanic. — Quinn Loftis

Right now I'm scoring goals and I'm the king of the world. And a couple weeks ago I was almost in the toilet. So maybe you just forget to flush me. — Alexander Ovechkin

The flush toilet, more than any single invention, has 'civilized' us in a way that religion and law could never accomplish. — Thomas Lynch

When things are really good, really easy it's not cool for me. — Romario

My kingdom for a flush toilet. — Lisa Tawn Bergren

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania,
Fill'd with death, ya pens'll hang ya. — Ron A Swan

I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. — Megan Fox

It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet. — Uma Thurman

Crap was not a bad word. It was the shortened name of the marketing genius of the best known flush toilet, John Crapper. Really. — Faith Hunter