Toddlers Quotes: top 34 famous quotes about Toddlers

Toddlers Quotes & Sayings

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If we were all our most real and raw selves every moment of the day things would be just awful. The world would be full of man-size toddlers. — Kelly Williams Brown

I'm sure the other kids wouldn't mind not being lectured by another toddler over the virtues of sharing and the mental benefits of toy blocks. — Hayden Thorne

toddlers learn more between 12 months and three years old than during any other stage throughout their whole life? — Laura Stewart

Pretend that toddlers are just people that are really drunk — Katelyn Perrier

Babies and toddlers are mostly what I've been exposed to at this point. I'm hoping parenting just gets much easier after this. It does, right? — Jim Gaffigan

What I like most about an aquarium is that all ages, from toddlers to pre-schoolers to retired grandparents, can really enjoy the wonders of the sea. — Jim Pattison

The whole world is sick ... we've all got this pathetic need to be seen. We're a bunch of fucking toddlers trying to get attention. — Jess Walter

Little kids talk about the strangest things. They really do. — Stephen Chbosky

Structure is something that calms our nature; we know this of toddlers. — Krista Tippett

My hustle has often involved food, because, much like household pets or toddlers, I am food-motivated, which is a handy thing to know about me. — Amy Schumer

Computers tend to separate us from each other - Mum's on the laptop, Dad's on the iPad, teenagers are on Facebook, toddlers are on the DS, and so on. — Tom Hodgkinson

I learned that buying expensive furniture with toddlers around is pointless. — Nicole Polizzi

It was unbelievable seeing me as an action figure! In a few months, toddlers all around the country will be biting my head off! — Emma Watson

In a household of toddlers and pets, we discover this rule of thumb about happy families - that they are least two-thirds incontinent. — Robert Breault

An old man with overalls walked by; I don't think old people should wear overalls; it makes them look like shrivelly toddlers. — Aimee Bender

But the toddler mission is never mindless. They have two goals: find poison and find something to destroy. Toddlers — Jim Gaffigan

The real Michael Jackson that has not been seen ... with children, one in diapers, the other two toddlers. — Geraldo Rivera

No country in history ever sent mothers of toddlers off to fight enemy soldiers until the United States did this in the Iraq war. — Phyllis Schlafly

It was as if we had fallen down a rabbit hole and landed in a frat house Fu ll of drunken toddlers. Suddenly, Eat Me had a whole new meaning. — Jamie McGuire

With toddlers around, times are always interesting. — Beth Ann Fennelly

I mean you might have wanted Carrie Bradshaw, but to me she's like toddlers and tiaras gone berserk! — Michael Kors

I don't get jazz. It always sounds like a bunch of toddlers let loose in a music room. — Libba Bray

What is really special about dogs is they're really similar to even human toddlers. — Brian Hare

The conversation had been so lacking in quality that it actually made Toddlers and Tiaras look like good entertainment by comparison. — Sorin Suciu

TLC should stand for Toddlers, Lunatics, and Cake. — Natasha Leggero

The needs of babies and toddlers were constant and drained the life out my sense of self and my family's relationship with each other. — Mika Brzezinski

Toddlers really are daft with their inexperience and lack of communication skills. They all need to fucking grow up. — Sarah Noffke

In a houseful of toddlers and pets, you can start out having a bad day, but you keep getting detoured. — Robert Breault

Teenagers are basically toddlers with hormones - old enough to want to do stuff without having any of the common sense. — Jojo Moyes

Leaving the house in general really doesn't mix with toddlers, but long lines just indicate poor parental planning and judgment. — Jim Gaffigan

[politicians are] like toddlers arguing over who gets the candy, but with a better vocabulary and less whacking each other with toys. — Garon Whited

Self-expression without craft is for toddlers. — Rosanne Cash

Toddlers are germ-warfare machines in a cute package
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Toddlers can make you feel as if you have violated some archaic law in their personal Koran and you should die, infidel. — Anne Lamott