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Todd Barry Quotes By Todd Barry: You come there and hang out and have

You come there and hang out and have a drink before the show and eat, so it's not that brutal. It's only $6. — Todd Barry

Todd Barry Quotes By Todd Barry: Anyone who bombs is my friend.

Anyone who bombs is my friend. — Todd Barry

Todd Barry Quotes By Todd Barry: I did end up doing substitute teaching, but

I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that. — Todd Barry

Todd Barry Quotes By Todd Barry: If I'm at a party and someone puts

If I'm at a party and someone puts on a Blues Brothers tape, I tend to go nuts. — Todd Barry

Todd Barry Quotes By Todd Barry: I will not be misquoted!

I will not be misquoted! — Todd Barry

Todd Barry Quotes By David Cross: I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and

I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people. — David Cross

Todd Barry Quotes By Barry Davies: The crowd think that Todd handled the ball

The crowd think that Todd handled the ball ... they must have seen something that nobody else did. — Barry Davies

Todd Barry Quotes By Todd Barry: I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also. — Todd Barry

Todd Barry Quotes By Todd Barry: My sister sometimes does a Todd Barry tribute

My sister sometimes does a Todd Barry tribute act. — Todd Barry

Todd Barry Quotes By Todd Barry: I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable. — Todd Barry

Todd Barry Quotes By Todd Barry: I wasn't as nervous as I thought I

I wasn't as nervous as I thought I would be when I started. — Todd Barry

Todd Barry Quotes By Todd Barry: I want to release another CD this year,

I want to release another CD this year, finish writing a screenplay, and make another short film. — Todd Barry

Todd Barry Quotes By Todd Barry: It was actually 3 years between albums. That

It was actually 3 years between albums. That seems like a long time to me. — Todd Barry

Todd Barry Quotes By Todd Barry: There seems to be more comedy for comedy's

There seems to be more comedy for comedy's sake. — Todd Barry

Todd Barry Quotes By Todd Barry: I like Cilantro, but you don't have to.

I like Cilantro, but you don't have to. — Todd Barry

Todd Barry Quotes By Todd Barry: You always think you're better than you are

You always think you're better than you are in the beginning. — Todd Barry

Todd Barry Quotes By Todd Barry: I guess there seems to be clubs opening

I guess there seems to be clubs opening up again, which is strange. — Todd Barry

Todd Barry Quotes By Todd Barry: I must have done everything I had. You

I must have done everything I had. You go through years where you go through everything you've ever written. — Todd Barry

Todd Barry Quotes By Todd Barry: I have a podiatrist appointment at 2.

I have a podiatrist appointment at 2. — Todd Barry

Todd Barry Quotes By Todd Barry: I don't feel I'm even worthy of a

I don't feel I'm even worthy of a normal amount of value. — Todd Barry

Todd Barry Quotes By Todd Barry: I like pens. My writing is so amazing

I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase. — Todd Barry

Todd Barry Quotes By Todd Barry: I mean, I've always had scattered interests, but

I mean, I've always had scattered interests, but I never went on stage to get an agent or anything like that. — Todd Barry

Todd Barry Quotes By Todd Barry: I once sat next to Jim from Wild

I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors. — Todd Barry

Todd Barry Quotes By Todd Barry: I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share

I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone. — Todd Barry

Todd Barry Quotes By Todd Barry: I loved Australia. I was very successful there.

I loved Australia. I was very successful there. — Todd Barry

Todd Barry Quotes By Todd Barry: If you see me at a restaurant, blow

If you see me at a restaurant, blow me a kiss, wave, blow me another kiss, then walk five steps backward. — Todd Barry

Todd Barry Quotes By Todd Barry: I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with

I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy. — Todd Barry

Todd Barry Quotes By Todd Barry: I do not like sports, unless you consider

I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport. — Todd Barry

Todd Barry Quotes By Todd Barry: And the goal really is to make the

And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy. — Todd Barry

Todd Barry Quotes By Todd Barry: I used to write things out beforehand. But

I used to write things out beforehand. But sometimes it backfires. — Todd Barry

Todd Barry Quotes By Todd Barry: I am the the type to have a

I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up. — Todd Barry

Todd Barry Quotes By Todd Barry: Buddha, much like everyone else has good and

Buddha, much like everyone else has good and bad days. — Todd Barry

Todd Barry Quotes By Todd Barry: I got access to a private tour of

I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in a cage with a koala, which I highly recommend. — Todd Barry

Todd Barry Quotes By Todd Barry: I've never been a TV junkie. I remember

I've never been a TV junkie. I remember watching Letterman way back when he had a morning show. — Todd Barry

Todd Barry Quotes By Todd Barry: I don't really know much about pirates, or

I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate. — Todd Barry

Todd Barry Quotes By Todd Barry: I don't know any astronauts. There are a

I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians. — Todd Barry

Todd Barry Quotes By Todd Barry: I'd rather send out a mass email then

I'd rather send out a mass email then hang posters all over the place. — Todd Barry

Todd Barry Quotes By Todd Barry: It's cool to go to a place that

It's cool to go to a place that has posters up and it's one night only. It feels more special. — Todd Barry

Todd Barry Quotes By Todd Barry: People in New York love having roof parties.

People in New York love having roof parties. — Todd Barry

Todd Barry Quotes By Todd Barry: I had temping jobs also. I liked the

I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off; you just didn't work. — Todd Barry