Toaster Quotes: top 37 famous quotes about Toaster

Toaster Quotes & Sayings

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Somebody left the American Dream in the toaster too long. It's now burnt to a crisp. — Joe Bageant

Do you have a lot of other profound thoughts like that? Blood is blood? A toaster is a toaster? A Gelatinous Cube is a Gelatinous Cube? — Cassandra Clare

You can't be a perfect environmentalist unless you're Ed Begley, Jr., whom I once saw on TV using a bicycle to power his toaster. He's amazing. — Sara Gilbert

You can converge a toaster and a refrigerator, but those things are probably not going to be pleasing to the user. — Tim Cook

What if I take you apart and turn you into a toaster oven, how would you like that tin can? — Julie Kagawa

The last time I used? What do you mean? I used my toaster this morning. — Charlie Sheen

Today's scientific question is: What in the world is electricity? And where does it go after it leaves the toaster? — Dave Barry

But sometimes I think Dad suspects. Sometimes I think the toaster suspects. — Jandy Nelson

Why shouldn't a PC work like a refrigerator or a toaster? — Walt Mossberg

Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast. — Dave Barry

wanted to build a toaster from scratch. He started by taking apart a — Tim Harford

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. — Clint Eastwood

I knew I was an unwanted child when my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. — Joan Rivers

I am definitely not a fucking toaster. — Jim Chaseley

Ariel is capable of whispering the same way a toaster is capable of flight. — Brenna Yovanoff

A person is not the same as a toaster. — David Walton

I want to get a job naming kitchen appliances. That seems easy; refrigerator, toaster, blender. You just say what the thing does and add "er". — Mitch Hedberg

No matter how rich you are; you still only need one good toaster in the morning to get going. — Brendan Nolan

From the makers of Alien vs. Predator: Alien vs. Pingu. K9 - stop humping the toaster! — Russell Howard

Not unlike the toaster, I control darkness. — Christopher Moore

Television is just another appliance- It's just a toaster with pictures. — Mark S. Fowler

Never put a sock in a toaster. — Eddie Izzard

I was always a great believer in buttered toast. — Frank O'Connor

You're getting too old for a stuffed animal. So we traded your bear for a toaster. — Philip C. Stead

Your eyes flash like Fourth-of-July sparklers, headlights on a mountain road, sparks in a short-circuited toaster. — Dennis Vickers

Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime. — Alfred Hitchcock

Democracy is a gleaming Excalibur - let's not use it just to mend the toaster. — Russell Brand

In any case, muffins that are only imaginary aren't liable to get stuck. — Thomas M. Disch

Your toaster's a puff. — St John Morris

When I need bread, I grab the toaster and stick niggas for they crumbs. — Akinyele

This stupid toaster is ruining my life! — Cole Gibsen

In the long run, everything is a toaster. — Bruce C.N. Greenwald

Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late. — Sam Levenson

It's really fun to have a convection oven, even it if it's a little convection toaster oven. It really changes the way you bake. — Tom Douglas

I once went out with this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster. — Rodney Dangerfield

And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding. — Karl Pilkington

I knew a kid who stuck a knife in the toaster on a few occasions. He learned it hurt. He grew up to be a great electrician. — Travis J. Dahnke