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Toaster Quotes By Joe Bageant: Somebody left the American Dream in the toaster

Somebody left the American Dream in the toaster too long. It's now burnt to a crisp. — Joe Bageant

Toaster Quotes By Cassandra Clare: Do you have a lot of other profound

Do you have a lot of other profound thoughts like that? Blood is blood? A toaster is a toaster? A Gelatinous Cube is a Gelatinous Cube? — Cassandra Clare

Toaster Quotes By Sara Gilbert: You can't be a perfect environmentalist unless you're

You can't be a perfect environmentalist unless you're Ed Begley, Jr., whom I once saw on TV using a bicycle to power his toaster. He's amazing. — Sara Gilbert

Toaster Quotes By Tim Cook: You can converge a toaster and a refrigerator,

You can converge a toaster and a refrigerator, but those things are probably not going to be pleasing to the user. — Tim Cook

Toaster Quotes By Julie Kagawa: What if I take you apart and turn

What if I take you apart and turn you into a toaster oven, how would you like that tin can? — Julie Kagawa

Toaster Quotes By Charlie Sheen: The last time I used? What do you

The last time I used? What do you mean? I used my toaster this morning. — Charlie Sheen

Toaster Quotes By Dave Barry: Today's scientific question is: What in the world

Today's scientific question is: What in the world is electricity? And where does it go after it leaves the toaster? — Dave Barry

Toaster Quotes By Jandy Nelson: But sometimes I think Dad suspects. Sometimes I

But sometimes I think Dad suspects. Sometimes I think the toaster suspects. — Jandy Nelson

Toaster Quotes By Walt Mossberg: Why shouldn't a PC work like a refrigerator

Why shouldn't a PC work like a refrigerator or a toaster? — Walt Mossberg

Toaster Quotes By Dave Barry: Toaster: A gift that every member of the

Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast. — Dave Barry

Toaster Quotes By Tim Harford: wanted to build a toaster from scratch. He

wanted to build a toaster from scratch. He started by taking apart a — Tim Harford

Toaster Quotes By Clint Eastwood: If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. — Clint Eastwood

Toaster Quotes By Joan Rivers: I knew I was an unwanted child when

I knew I was an unwanted child when my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. — Joan Rivers

Toaster Quotes By Jim Chaseley: I am definitely not a fucking toaster.

I am definitely not a fucking toaster. — Jim Chaseley

Toaster Quotes By Brenna Yovanoff: Ariel is capable of whispering the same way

Ariel is capable of whispering the same way a toaster is capable of flight. — Brenna Yovanoff

Toaster Quotes By David Walton: A person is not the same as a

A person is not the same as a toaster. — David Walton

Toaster Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I want to get a job naming kitchen

I want to get a job naming kitchen appliances. That seems easy; refrigerator, toaster, blender. You just say what the thing does and add "er". — Mitch Hedberg

Toaster Quotes By Brendan Nolan: No matter how rich you are; you still

No matter how rich you are; you still only need one good toaster in the morning to get going. — Brendan Nolan

Toaster Quotes By Russell Howard: From the makers of Alien vs. Predator: Alien

From the makers of Alien vs. Predator: Alien vs. Pingu. K9 - stop humping the toaster! — Russell Howard

Toaster Quotes By Christopher Moore: Not unlike the toaster, I control darkness.

Not unlike the toaster, I control darkness. — Christopher Moore

Toaster Quotes By Mark S. Fowler: Television is just another appliance- It's just a

Television is just another appliance- It's just a toaster with pictures. — Mark S. Fowler

Toaster Quotes By Eddie Izzard: Never put a sock in a toaster.

Never put a sock in a toaster. — Eddie Izzard

Toaster Quotes By Frank O'Connor: I was always a great believer in buttered

I was always a great believer in buttered toast. — Frank O'Connor

Toaster Quotes By Philip C. Stead: You're getting too old for a stuffed animal.

You're getting too old for a stuffed animal. So we traded your bear for a toaster. — Philip C. Stead

Toaster Quotes By Dennis Vickers: Your eyes flash like Fourth-of-July sparklers, headlights on

Your eyes flash like Fourth-of-July sparklers, headlights on a mountain road, sparks in a short-circuited toaster. — Dennis Vickers

Toaster Quotes By Alfred Hitchcock: Television is like the American toaster, you push

Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime. — Alfred Hitchcock

Democracy is a gleaming Excalibur - let's not use it just to mend the toaster. — Russell Brand

Toaster Quotes By Thomas M. Disch: In any case, muffins that are only imaginary

In any case, muffins that are only imaginary aren't liable to get stuck. — Thomas M. Disch

Toaster Quotes By St John Morris: Your toaster's a puff.

Your toaster's a puff. — St John Morris

Toaster Quotes By Akinyele: When I need bread, I grab the toaster

When I need bread, I grab the toaster and stick niggas for they crumbs. — Akinyele

Toaster Quotes By Cole Gibsen: This stupid toaster is ruining my life!

This stupid toaster is ruining my life! — Cole Gibsen

Toaster Quotes By Bruce C.N. Greenwald: In the long run, everything is a toaster.

In the long run, everything is a toaster. — Bruce C.N. Greenwald

Toaster Quotes By Sam Levenson: Our toaster has two settings: too soon or

Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late. — Sam Levenson

Toaster Quotes By Tom Douglas: It's really fun to have a convection oven,

It's really fun to have a convection oven, even it if it's a little convection toaster oven. It really changes the way you bake. — Tom Douglas

Toaster Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I once went out with this wild girl.

I once went out with this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster. — Rodney Dangerfield

Toaster Quotes By Karl Pilkington: And we've got a toaster and everything. So

And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding. — Karl Pilkington

Toaster Quotes By Travis J. Dahnke: I knew a kid who stuck a knife

I knew a kid who stuck a knife in the toaster on a few occasions. He learned it hurt. He grew up to be a great electrician. — Travis J. Dahnke