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The embryo of my second novel, Bobby's Diner, came to life because of my husband's ex-wives. Let's just say, they inspired the writing.
— Susan Wingate
Losing is like my ex-wife ... it's a b****, and it takes a bigger man than me to live with it.
— Don Frye
I got shingles from my ex girlfriend. But that's to be expected, since she is a roofer.
— Jarod Kintz
When i started flirting with the hustle, failure became my ex, now I'm engaged to the game and married to success.
— Lil' Wayne
My ex calls the ochre winter 'autumn' as we queue to hear dock boys play jazz fugues in velvet dark. - Broken Verses
— Kamila Shamsie
I can't go too much into my domestic life because there are ex-wives ready to do me in.
— Frank McCourt
The burn is my girlfriend, failure is my ex. I'm married to the track and engaged to success.
— Andre Bramble
For me to forgive my ex, he would have to sign a marriage contract with his tears and seal it with his blood.
— Natalya Vorobyova
I killed my ex lovers and buried to my memories' grave.
It is January
And I am tired of being brave. — Arzum Uzun
I got an email from my ex, telling me that she has AIDS. I didn't know how to comfort her, so I just wrote back I know.
— Anthony Jeselnik
I want my ex-wife and children to be happy.
— Scott Weiland
My ex would know not to talk to me until I came back from running. I'd always be in a better place.
— Arielle Kebbel
But when I gave bl0w jobs to my ex, I secretly hated it. What's pleasant about sucking on a stiff, veiny appendage that spurts pee and sperm?
— Daria Snadowsky
All my ex's live in Texas, And Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be, But all my ex's live in Texas, Therefore I reside in Tennessee
— George Strait
When my now ex wife said she wanted a separation, I was horrified. So I said, "You want me to wear a condom?!
— Jarod Kintz
In fact, he was the most stubborn thing I had ever met besides my ex-husband, and not any easier to mount.
— Lynn Bohart
I never hated any of my ex-fiances enough to return the rings.
— Zsa Zsa Gabor
I think my ex-girlfriend has weekly lessons with the devil on how to be more evil. I don't know what she charges him.
— Emo Philips
I was looking for my ex-lover to break the Sixth Commandment.
— Joshilyn Jackson
My ex-wife has never broken 150. I wish she would stop telling people I taught her how to play golf.
— Bruce Lansky
I want to be remembered as a nice person who didn't hurt people - except my ex-husbands, maybe.
— Eugenie Clark
In my day we used to have pray to run into an ex looking great, but now you just post a selfie in your underwear.
— Heather McDonald
It helps to be able to be alone. 'Cuz writing is done alone, unless you collaborate, but I don't do that. Ask my ex-wife.
— Dirk Benedict
My second ex-wife was really kind of like a ship passing in the night. Only she turned out to be the Exxon Valdez.
— James Woods
In my career, I have played a gangster, an ex cop, a journalist and a film director. Yet, the label of a serial kisser refuses to leave me.
— Emraan Hashmi
Rose, nothing in this world could make me hate you.""Not even trying to bring my ex-boyfriend back from the dead? — Richelle Mead
My ex-girlfriend Lisa once said that every woman wants the same thing in a relationship: to be adored.
— Neil Strauss
I crashed my bicycle on the way to my first date with my ex-girlfriend and was cautioned by the police.
— James Norton
I love my wife to death. I mean my ex-wife.
— Stewart Rahr
A demonic reaper asked to be my valentine and then killed his crazy ex-girlfriend to save my life. Tomorrow I was starting up antipsychotic meds.
— Courtney Allison Moulton
Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife.
— Bruce Lansky
I left my parents' home when I was 22, I moved to New York with my ex-girlfriend. We did a film together with Raul Julia.
— Demian Bichir
I love the one that can't be loved. Because I just didn't have the luck to love the one that could be loved.
— Leydi Morfa
If I were you, I'd go and do that. : VikalpThat's why you're not me! : Yatharth. — Shubham Choudhary
