Timer Quotes: top 31 famous quotes about Timer

Timer Quotes & Sayings

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My only goal is to make you laugh, not tell you the truth. — Ron White

Memories are fallible and a timer can save a lot of hard work from going out of the window. — Delia Smith

I use a smoke alarm as a timer. — Joan Rivers

Set a timer and compete to beat the clock to conquer procrastination. — Monika Kristofferson

I love the Midwest accent. — Lucy Punch

It is important for you to know who you are and who you may become. It is more important than what you do, even as vital as your work is and will be. — Russell M. Nelson

Get a grip on yourself. there's only one god here on earth, and that's you. If you don't like the world, make one you like better. — Yasmina Khadra

It's a mere moment in a man's life between an All-Star game and an old-timer's game. — Vin Scully

I don't exactly know what it means to be ready. A cake when the oven timer goes off? Am I fully baked, or only half-baked? — Jessica Savitch

Early on, they were timing my contract with an egg timer. — Conan O'Brien

I can be capable of anything if I allow myself to be. I really realized what an obstacle I was being in my own life. — Erin Willett

Back in the day after I won my first pageant there was an agency that was getting me work on the side. — Maria Menounos

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. — Franklin P. Jones

Arden Banks The Timer — Arden Banks

Old Timer's Disease
The celebrity
with Alzheimer's
sued himself for writing his
unauthorized autobiography. — Beryl Dov

I wouldn't mind someone lobbing hand grenades at me, but having to reset the timer on the video recorder puts me into a blood-spitting frenzy. — Stephen Bayley

But the true inconvenience of love, Loki decides, is that even as passion wanes, love is still there. — C. Gockel

I guess I'm getting to the age where a lot of other people my age have real jobs, and when they're hard-up they refer to an old-timer like me. — Mike Patton

You don't need money to be kind, but you cannot be kind without a heart. — Debasish Mridha

Getting into the habit of switching a timer on will, I promise, save you from any number of kitchen disasters. — Delia Smith

The No. 2 pencils had been handed out. The timer had been started. But we had not even registered that the test had begun. — Atul Gawande

You're constantly getting rejected in acting. You get rejected more than you get hired! — Alexandra Chando

I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer. — Bob Monkhouse

An old-timer is someone who can remember when a naughty child was taken to the woodshed instead of to a psychiatrist. — David Greenberg

Some people say we have thirteen albums that all sound the same. That isn't true. We have fourteen albums that all sound the same. — Angus Young

A little lawyer on the tube, he said, its so easy now, anyone can sue. — Joni Mitchell

A splendid sacred season! — Lailah Gifty Akita

You begin always knowing nothing. You remain forever an amateur, a first timer. — Jeffrey Eugenides

Free is not the same as free and easy. — Larry Eisenberg

I need a minute to think, she said. I automatically started the timer on my watch. Suddenly Rosie started laughing. — Graeme Simsion

I'm too much old-timer to be rude to a woman no matter what - they have so much of what we have none of. — Robert A. Heinlein