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Time For Your Wife Quotes & Sayings

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Bring a wife home to your house when you are of the right age, not far short of 30 years, nor much above; this is the right time for marriage. — Hesiod

I first met my wife in the tunnel of love. She was digging it at the time. — Chic Murray

Once upon a time, a man came from the sky and killed my wife. Beside him now, I walk on a mountain that floats over our world. — Pierce Brown

He was really into family ... He'd never come on the road with me on the weekends 'cause he wanted to spend time with his wife. — Amy Schumer

Chicago is fun. We've spent a lot of time there, about 15 years. My wife's parents and family live in Chicago, so that's a big selling point. — Luke Donald

You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT! — Jeff Foxworthy

I can't be a wife. I'm not that sort of person. Wives have to compromise all the time. — Sarah Brightman

You are the greatest wife of all times and I love you so much more' said my husband, Jeremiah Nii Mama Akita — Lailah Gifty Akita

There is no such thing as a good wife or a good husband. Only ones who bide their time. — Catherynne M Valente

I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested the kitchen. — Red Skelton

My wife likes me to point out that she puts our daughter down to sleep more often than I do, which gives me time to write stupid books about it. — Adam Mansbach

My wife Lucy was very sick for nearly three years prior to her death. At one time, I was in the hospital with her for six months. — Heber J. Grant

And who e'er said I wanted such a fiery-tongued woman to wife?"
"I'll wait until the two of you are married to tell Trulie you said that. — Maeve Greyson

I'm at a loss because I am in love with a man who is standing before me with no memories of me at all. (Time Traveler's Wife) — Audrey Niffenegger

My wife is younger. At one point, I was twice her age. Of course, I was six at the time. — Jarod Kintz

If anyone tells me I'm fat, I say, - That's because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me a biscuit — Clement Freud

Amy: This time can we ... lose the bunk beds?
The Doctor: No Bunk beds are cool, a bed with a ladder, you can't beat that! — Neil Gaiman

A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job. — Ella Harris

Like most men, he had a tough time believing that his wife had had any kind of interesting life before she met him. Which was ridiculous on its face. — C.J. Box

Had the love been perennial, there won't have been murders of wives by husbands and murders of husbands by wives, who were lovers at a point of time. — Girdhar Joshi

Every time I see you naked, I feel sorry for your wife. — Jaromir Jagr

Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?' — Rodney Dangerfield

I'll always be this crazy, fun person, but when it's time to get married, I'm going to be an amazing wife. — Nicole Polizzi

When a man's dog turns against hime, it is time for his wife to pack her trunk and go home to mamma. — Mark Twain

There once was an old man of Lyme who married three wives at a time when asked, 'Why a third?' he replied 'One's absurd! and bigamy, sir, is a crime!' — William Cosmo Monkhouse

A husband and wife found themselves in love with each other for the first time after twenty-seven years of marriage. — Honore De Balzac

I spend a lot of time alone and my wife understands that I need to be alone. I enjoy being alone. But I'm never lonely. — George Lopez

When a man's dog turns against him it is time for a wife to pack her trunk and go home to mama. — Mark Twain

There's going to come a time when maybe I have kids and a wife. — Ansel Elgort

Middle -age is the time of life, that a man first notices - in his wife. — Richard Armour

I have the faith of a Breton peasant and by the time I die I hope to have the faith of a Breton peasant's wife. — Louis Pasteur

I am happiest when I am with my wife, Susi, and our two boys exploring and loving something for the first time. — Mario Batali

You cannot be the perfect wife, the perfect mother, and the perfect actor all at the same time. — Blythe Danner

Since I've got on the Internet, it's opened a whole world of wasted time for me. My wife says she's an Internet widow. — Mick Ralphs