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It's been nonstop hallucinations.
— Tim Dorsey
It's only socialism if the money goes down, not up.
— Tim Dorsey
Life's too important to learn new clocks, so I unplug them all and get on with the plot.
— Tim Dorsey
Gasparilla is Tampa's annual heritage festival, and Tampa's heritage appears to be about alcohol.
— Tim Dorsey
I go over my own escape routes all the time. To survive in this state, you have to think like the French Resistance.
— Tim Dorsey
Remember the key to life," Serge shouted over the engine. "Always act like you deserve to be here.
— Tim Dorsey
At work, he pretended every woman customer was a floozy with a hard-luck story who only needed a good slapping.
— Tim Dorsey
Always walk away from a fight. Then ambush.
— Tim Dorsey
Two preppies from the University of South Florida tried to hit on her with cocaine jokes. Sharon
— Tim Dorsey
You've been brainwashed by whitey!
— Tim Dorsey
my life's motto: If you're not willing to invent cool-sounding bullshit about yourself, don't expect others to.
— Tim Dorsey
Murder is such a charged word. You know how some people fixate and won't let things go? They're called cops.
— Tim Dorsey
Couldn't be scathed. He was the crack in the system
— Tim Dorsey
Don't make fun of people who are different. Unless they have more money and influence. Then you must
— Tim Dorsey
Serge bowed his own head and closed his eyes God, please protect us from your followers. Amen
— Tim Dorsey
Impossible' isn't in my vocabulary, said Serge.
— Tim Dorsey
We're dealing with one of the worst kinds of killer." "What kind's that?" asked the lieutenant. "Patient.
— Tim Dorsey
as any roulette player can tell you, past performance has no bearing on future random outcome. So
— Tim Dorsey
Tampa's Latin quarter, Ybor City. Ybor had been the Cuban-Italian core when Tampa was Cigar City USA.
— Tim Dorsey
Courage is the ability to suspend the imagination.
— Tim Dorsey
Yes Serge has killed a lot of people , but let's not overlook all of his other accomplishments.
— Tim Dorsey
The common good," said Serge. "It's not hip.
— Tim Dorsey
A fallow mind is a field of discontent.
— John H. Cunningham
You can make a day of any size.
— Mario Iezzoni
There, I'm an artist. Thousands of women on ecstasy now want to have three-ways with me.
— Tim Dorsey
Nothing builds confidence like live ammo.
— Tim Dorsey
What's this whole Parrot Head phenomenon about, anyway?" asked Crease. "It's kind of like AA in reverse.
— Tim Dorsey
You open a door and find a midget, and there's no way you can be in a bad mood. It's just not possible.
— Tim Dorsey
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This is trash state U.S.A.
— Tim Dorsey
Relieve stress through hysterical screaming.
— Tim Dorsey
