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Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my face off. He thought it was a mask. Now it's different when I open the door the kids hand me candy.
— Rodney Dangerfield
If people want to compete for leadership of a religious group, they can compete in piety. A chilling thought. Or funny.
— Mary Douglas
I thought that unless people know me, they wouldn't find me funny.
— Heather McDonald
I've always thought those guys are really funny. And I love Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin and Mary.
— David Zucker
I'm a sucker for Thought Catalog. Shelby Fero is really funny on Twitter. And Patton Oswalt, he's sort of like a Twitter throb.
— Addison Timlin
It was funny, she thought, but her smile turned wistful because she had nobody to tell.
— Laini Taylor
I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
— Karl Pilkington
It was not so very long ago that people thought that semiconductors were part-time orchestra leaders and microchips were very small snack foods.
— Geraldine Ferraro
The funny thing is,' Calvin said, 'I thought I'd been breathing underwater this whole time, but I guess I've been drowning.
— Shaun David Hutchinson
And the last thought he had that morning as he closed his eyes was: I hope the tornado hit the moose.
— Gary Paulsen
I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake?
— Dylan Moran
I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British.
— Woody Allen
Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.
— Stan Kelly-Bootle
I will admit to fucking a zucchini when I was in high school. For years I thought I was a vegesexual.
— Daryl Gregory
What kinda vows? Celibacy? I thought, though I didn't say it. Nobody keeps a celibacy vow anyway.
— Cassandra Rose Clarke
I was a little bit ashamed of American TV because I thought, 'None of the shows my father works on are as funny as my father.'
— Joss Whedon
She's cute, I thought, but you don't need to like a girl who treats you like you're ten: You've already got a mom.
— John Green
I never thought that someday men will also use an iPAD.
— Santosh Kalwar
A mate of mine told me recently, 'It's the first time I've seen you work, Worthington.' I thought that was quite funny, but he was right.
— Sam Worthington
I haven't done Vine in a long time, and when I first started, I just did stuff that I thought was funny.
— Maisie Williams
I always thought it was funny that my grandparents had bought a ticket to New York and ended up in Glasgow.
— Peter Capaldi
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— Max Lucado
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year.I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety. — Steven Wright
It was funny because she thought of herself as a good team player, although sometimes she suspected that no one else on her team did.
— Kate Atkinson
That was a mean thought, and not funny at all. I let it turn to sand and blow out of my head.
— Christopher Buehlman
Funny how you can get used to not having things you thought you couldn't live without.
— Liza Palmer
I always thought of this as God's country.
— Jack Granatstein
It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm still the same guy.
— Bill Engvall
That was a funny thing about friends, Marylin thought. You could know a person practically your whole life and she could still surprise you.
— Frances O'Roark Dowell
The whole point of straws, I had thought, was that you did not have to set down the slice of pizza to suck a dose of Coke while reading a paperback.
— Nicholson Baker
This bloke was so pissed, he thought his vomit had come to life!
— Russell Howard
I played in a death-metal band. People either loved us or hated us. Or they thought we were OK.
— Mitch Hedberg
Ernie thought - what's the expression? - that he had a couple of kangaroos loose in the top paddock.
— Louis Nowra
When I was a little kid I wanted to be Face. I thought, cos I had blond hair and he did too, that when I grew up I'd look like him.
— Noel Fielding
Tonight he was a firm adherent to the classic McCloud school of thought; plant bugs first, apologize later.
— Shannon McKenna
I thought she was the funniest woman, and I believed being a comedian was the most exciting thing you could be.
— Maya Rudolph
I don't know if I was funny as a child, though I always thought my parents really enjoyed listening to me sing.
— Pippa Evans
Tradition or not, I sometimes thought putting children on an old guy's lap was already creepy enough. We didn't need to mix alcohol into it.
— Richelle Mead
A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for you.'
— Demetri Martin
Chiron looked surprised. I thought that would be obvious enough. The entrance to the Underworld is in Los Angeles.
— Rick Riordan
My first film role was a reporter. It's funny, because my father was a news reporter. I always thought there was something strange about that.
— Peter Jacobson
I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind of based on how I am.
— Jennifer Aniston
I thought that was a really childish idea. So I did it.
— John Duover
A text pops up on the screen. It's from Luis. I can't help but grin when I read his perfectly thought-out message.Luis: Hey — Simone Elkeles
It's funny what happens when you become a grandparent. You start to act all goofy and do things you never thought you'd do. It's terrific.
— Mike Krzyzewski
The next time you have a thought ... let it go.
— Ron White
