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Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my face off. He thought it was a mask. Now it's different when I open the door the kids hand me candy. — Rodney Dangerfield

If people want to compete for leadership of a religious group, they can compete in piety. A chilling thought. Or funny. — Mary Douglas

I thought that unless people know me, they wouldn't find me funny. — Heather McDonald

I thought LeBron James was just going to be another addition to help me score — Ricky Davis

I've always thought those guys are really funny. And I love Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin and Mary. — David Zucker

I'm a sucker for Thought Catalog. Shelby Fero is really funny on Twitter. And Patton Oswalt, he's sort of like a Twitter throb. — Addison Timlin

It was funny, she thought, but her smile turned wistful because she had nobody to tell. — Laini Taylor

I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice. — Karl Pilkington

Cake is for the weak, Mom always says. Funny, I thought it was for birthdays. — Danielle Joseph

It was not so very long ago that people thought that semiconductors were part-time orchestra leaders and microchips were very small snack foods. — Geraldine Ferraro

The funny thing is,' Calvin said, 'I thought I'd been breathing underwater this whole time, but I guess I've been drowning. — Shaun David Hutchinson

And the last thought he had that morning as he closed his eyes was: I hope the tornado hit the moose. — Gary Paulsen

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? — Dylan Moran

I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich. — Matt Groening

I always thought it would be very funny if I was a blind film director. — Woody Allen

I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British. — Woody Allen

Shirley MacLaine said, You're so funny, then gave me a hug. Everything went white. I couldn't hear, I couldn't see. I thought I was going to pass out. — Lisa Kudrow

Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration. — Stan Kelly-Bootle

I will admit to fucking a zucchini when I was in high school. For years I thought I was a vegesexual. — Daryl Gregory

I never thought it was fair that anatomy decided what my brain was fit for. — C.J. Redwine

What kinda vows? Celibacy? I thought, though I didn't say it. Nobody keeps a celibacy vow anyway. — Cassandra Rose Clarke

I was a little bit ashamed of American TV because I thought, 'None of the shows my father works on are as funny as my father.' — Joss Whedon

She's cute, I thought, but you don't need to like a girl who treats you like you're ten: You've already got a mom. — John Green

I never thought that someday men will also use an iPAD. — Santosh Kalwar

A mate of mine told me recently, 'It's the first time I've seen you work, Worthington.' I thought that was quite funny, but he was right. — Sam Worthington

I haven't done Vine in a long time, and when I first started, I just did stuff that I thought was funny. — Maisie Williams

I always thought it was funny that my grandparents had bought a ticket to New York and ended up in Glasgow. — Peter Capaldi

either. ONE MORE THOUGHT A funny — Max Lucado

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year.
I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety. — Steven Wright

It was funny because she thought of herself as a good team player, although sometimes she suspected that no one else on her team did. — Kate Atkinson

Eloise thought that justice was a funny thing. It was a big idea, a romantic one. It was imagined like a satisfying end to a story. — Lisa Unger

That was a mean thought, and not funny at all. I let it turn to sand and blow out of my head. — Christopher Buehlman

It was funny, Richard Sharpe thought, that there were no vultures in England. — Bernard Cornwell

At the beginning of 'Will and Grace', I played Jack as the funny next-door-neighbor type, as we've seen in the past. And I thought that was my role. — Sean Hayes

Funny how you can get used to not having things you thought you couldn't live without. — Liza Palmer

I always thought of this as God's country. — Jack Granatstein

It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm still the same guy. — Bill Engvall

It's funny that until I actually met my husband, I never thought I'd get married. — Regina King

That was a funny thing about friends, Marylin thought. You could know a person practically your whole life and she could still surprise you. — Frances O'Roark Dowell

The whole point of straws, I had thought, was that you did not have to set down the slice of pizza to suck a dose of Coke while reading a paperback. — Nicholson Baker

When anybody laughs, he has no mind, no thought, no problem, no suffering. — H.W.L. Poonja

This bloke was so pissed, he thought his vomit had come to life! — Russell Howard

So this bloke says to me, "Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets?" I thought "That's all I need, a Je-hoover's witness". — Tim Vine

If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator — Josh Stern

I played in a death-metal band. People either loved us or hated us. Or they thought we were OK. — Mitch Hedberg

I wrote my friend a letter using a highlighting pen. But he could not read it, he thought I was trying to show him certain parts of a piece of paper. — Mitch Hedberg

Ernie thought - what's the expression? - that he had a couple of kangaroos loose in the top paddock. — Louis Nowra

When I was a little kid I wanted to be Face. I thought, cos I had blond hair and he did too, that when I grew up I'd look like him. — Noel Fielding

I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist. — Bo Burnham

Tonight he was a firm adherent to the classic McCloud school of thought; plant bugs first, apologize later. — Shannon McKenna

I thought she was the funniest woman, and I believed being a comedian was the most exciting thing you could be. — Maya Rudolph

I don't know if I was funny as a child, though I always thought my parents really enjoyed listening to me sing. — Pippa Evans

I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough. — Russell Brand

...she thought how funny that the first thing you didn't need was the words you said. — C.E. Morgan

Tradition or not, I sometimes thought putting children on an old guy's lap was already creepy enough. We didn't need to mix alcohol into it. — Richelle Mead

A couple weeks ago I was on the street and I saw an ugly pregnant lady, and I just thought, 'Good for you.' — Demetri Martin

Is it sad that my first thought happened to be: Thank God I'm off the treadmill. — Gena Showalter

I liked getting the best villain award. I thought that was funny. — Stephen Dorff

Chiron looked surprised. I thought that would be obvious enough. The entrance to the Underworld is in Los Angeles. — Rick Riordan

My first film role was a reporter. It's funny, because my father was a news reporter. I always thought there was something strange about that. — Peter Jacobson

I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind of based on how I am. — Jennifer Aniston

I thought that was a really childish idea. So I did it. — John Duover

A text pops up on the screen. It's from Luis. I can't help but grin when I read his perfectly thought-out message.
Luis: Hey — Simone Elkeles

I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny. — Demetri Martin

It's funny what happens when you become a grandparent. You start to act all goofy and do things you never thought you'd do. It's terrific. — Mike Krzyzewski

The next time you have a thought ... let it go. — Ron White

The manlier you are, the harder it is to understand what a woman wants: there is not a hint of female brain in you. — Criss Jami

It's funny, Vasher thought, How many things begin with my getting thrown into prison. — Brandon Sanderson