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We all flinched as Ray flipped the breaker back on, but my laboratory again failed to erupt in flames. It must be a mad scientist record.
— Richard Roberts
Oh, torture. Is this purgatory, and if it is, why is it so much like the first grade?
— Margaret Atwood
Funny that. We live in islands of Hours and we never seem to have time enough for anything ...
— Clive Barker
I think I got a lot of my 'funny' DNA from my mother, who had a glorious sense of the ridiculous.
— Christopher Buckley
Her hands were large and knuckley and calloused, made to hold a rifle, not a needle.
— Hilary Mantel
One does not simply ring Roland.Oh boy. I supposed I would get a lecture on the dangers of wandering into Mordor next. — Ilona Andrews
So this is the "smug idiot thinks he's funny" face, Kami observed. Not to be confused with other "smug idiot" variants.
— Sarah Rees Brennan
What really irks me is the snide victimizing suggestion from some that I have tried to be lighthearted and funny ... Oh my God - this is so offensive.
— Michael Leunig
I think people like comedies and I think concept driven comedies seem to be working when it's a clear concept and you deliver funny stuff.
— Todd Phillips
And there's no damage to the car. Except to the car itself.
— Murray Walker
I was, like, this token teen angst child of Broadway. It's so funny. What is that? I don't even know. But I loved it.
— Jennifer Damiano
The funny part about Islam is; even if you rape a woman, it would be considered as her fault.
— M.F. Moonzajer
If I let you go are you going to hit me again?""What do you think?"
"Then I'm not going to let you go. — Sarah Mayberry
I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.
— Adam Sandler
The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.
— Kristen Schaal
What do you think Dimitri? Is this a good idea, Dimitri? Please give us your blessing so that we can fall down and worship you, Dimitri.
— Richelle Mead
Culver is a language magnet school. What it's mainly a magnet for, if you want to know the truth, is nerds.
— Dave Barry
![This Is So Funny Quotes By Ilana Glazer: [Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/this-is-so-funny-quotes-by-ilana-glazer-707505.jpg "This Is So Funny Quotes By Ilana Glazer: [Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy")
[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do this.
— Ilana Glazer
You know, funny is this weird word for me. I hear is so many times it has no meaning anymore.
— Bruce McCulloch
I've noticed that when people are joking they're usually dead serious, and when they're serious, they're usually pretty funny.
— Jim Morrison
I think this whole celebrity world is weird anyway. Weird and funny and kind of pathetic and yet so right for parody.
— Ben Stiller
Please stop waiting for a map. We reward those who draw maps, not those who follow them.
— Seth Godin
Life is funny; it really is.
— Karyn Bosnak
The funny thing about having all this so-called success is that behind it is a certain horrible emptiness.
— Sam Shepard
So, deadpan I think just means not acknowledging for one second that you think that this is funny and clever.
— Patrick Warburton
So this is why I write. Because most times, your life isn't funny the first time through. Most times, you can hardly stand it.
— Chuck Palahniuk
This planet is our home. If we destroy the planet, we've destroyed our home, so it is fundamentally important.
— Ross Perot
It's curtains for you, Mighty Mouse! This gun is so futuristic that even I don't know how it works!
— Ralph Bakshi
Hello, Miss Adler. Irene Adler. Wow," he said, his voice hushed. "This is so weird.
— Colleen Gleason
"Well," said my aunt, "this is his boy - his son. He would be as like his father as it's possible to be, if he was not so like his mother, too."
— Charles Dickens
So if he'd been a plumber, _ _ would've been about toilets?Left blank to avoid spoilers but this is just too funny — Jeri Smith-Ready
You think this is funny?" I snorted. "You would. Your sense of humor is so dark, even the lesser demons don't get you.
— Pippa DaCosta
I do not have a helmet. But this is a wig, so it's a little protective.
— Zach Galifianakis
It's so funny to think that I used to be a model and here I am doing arbitrage, shipping and negotiating margins, the list is endless.
— Caprice Bourret
The ballgame is over ... in this inning.
— Jerry Coleman
How much detention did you get?Two weeks. One per arsehole. — Stephanie Perkins
Luck is merely a product of the happily delusional mind.
— Lois Greiman
Mitt Romney had a horse competing in the Olympics. He didn't win. But next year, he'll be competing in 'Dancing with the Stars.'
— David Letterman
As humans we speak one language ...
— Avril Lavigne
You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.It's really funny. — Brandon Sanderson
Moving on was going to require leaving the woods and getting a friend set that didn't have gray hairs, hip replacements and a few false teeth.
— Rebecca Brooks
He runs to the sink to spit it out. I grin. There's nothing quite as funny as someone else's misery.
— Holly Black
I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline.
— Michael Summers
Most man can think no better than a child! This fact perfectly explains why there are so many funny beliefs!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
Groupies will give you Chlamydia, Edward.""Right, Virg. Groupies throw underwear on stage. They don't throw flowers. — Andrew Barger
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
— Jerry Seinfeld
I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.
— Demetri Martin
She shuddered. What is it with slobbery kissers? Are they trying to drown us in spit? I mean, Jesus, swallow every now and then.
— Tammara Webber
I find it very difficult to be funny, it's much easier to do tragedy than it is to do comedy.
— Eric Drooker
Text messages are dying a funny kind of death.
— Anonymous
In the silence, the bear died. It was a cute death, with funny music.
— Orson Scott Card
I got my start in silent radio.
— Bob Monkhouse
Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He's hilarious.
— Caitlin Hale
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
— Robin Williams
If I was a mechanic and someone called me and said their car would not start, I would say, "Hey - maybe a killer is after you!"
— Mitch Hedberg
You're impossible," she told him. "Of course I am," he answered. "It's part of my charm. — David Eddings
I want to make a vending machine that sells vending machines. It'd have to be real big.
— Mitch Hedberg
Was that suit made to order? Where were you at the time?
— Henny Youngman