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This Is Me Funny Quotes By Ally Carter: Like Cammie is fine," Macey said, then glanced

Like Cammie is fine," Macey said, then glanced at me. "No offense."
"None taken," I said. "I think. — Ally Carter

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Pauly Shore: Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose

Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me. I was just inherently funny when I was a kid. — Pauly Shore

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut: You say very funny things. I am sorry

You say very funny things. I am sorry I can't say funny things back. This is not a funny time for me. — Kurt Vonnegut

This Is Me Funny Quotes By R.J. Dennis: I really hate it when people want to

I really hate it when people want to kill me. It makes me think they don't want to be friends. - Raven from Blood of Prey — R.J. Dennis

This Is Me Funny Quotes By John Scalzi: You don't have paperwork," Savitri said. "You give

You don't have paperwork," Savitri said. "You give it all to me." "Is it done?" I asked. "As far as you know, yes," Savitri said. — John Scalzi

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Terry Pratchett: -Oh yes? Can you identify yourself? -Certainly. I'd

-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself? -Certainly. I'd know me anywhere. — Terry Pratchett

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Michael Leunig: What really irks me is the snide victimizing

What really irks me is the snide victimizing suggestion from some that I have tried to be lighthearted and funny ... Oh my God - this is so offensive. — Michael Leunig

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Me: I'm so careless that now i don't even

I'm so careless that now i don't even care if i cared about you. — Me

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Dave Chappelle: What is wrong with me i just bought

What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant. — Dave Chappelle

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Carol Bartz: My grandmother raised me. She was a real

My grandmother raised me. She was a real no-nonsense but very funny lady. I drove tractors, made hay, milked cows, fed the chicken, fed the pigs. — Carol Bartz

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Julie Powell: It was 10:30 in the morning and I

It was 10:30 in the morning and I was already running behind. This is hardly unusual, but it pisses me off every single time. — Julie Powell

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Dahlia L. Summers: Noctis ... this is a little embarrassing, but

Noctis ... this is a little embarrassing, but ... your male anatomy is bothering me. — Dahlia L. Summers

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Tracy Morgan: My father was funnier than me. My father

My father was funnier than me. My father was Richard Pryor-funny. I'm just a better businessman. — Tracy Morgan

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: Some friends of mine got me a sweater

Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK. — Steven Wright

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Sarah Mayberry: If I let you go are you going

If I let you go are you going to hit me again?"
"What do you think?"
"Then I'm not going to let you go. — Sarah Mayberry

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Malin Akerman: I have this weird obsession with kids and

I have this weird obsession with kids and old people falling. Like, funny falls. It is awful, but it's the thing that makes me laugh the most. — Malin Akerman

This Is Me Funny Quotes By H.M. Ward: Avery: Yeah right, very funny, when are you

Avery: Yeah right, very funny, when are you going to shoot me and dump my body at captree? This is Getting old. — H.M. Ward

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Tracy Morgan: I've been funny my whole life. This is

I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me. — Tracy Morgan

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Dorothy Fields: I'm in the mood for love, simply because

I'm in the mood for love, simply because you're near me. Funny, but when you're near me I'm in the mood for love. — Dorothy Fields

This Is Me Funny Quotes By L.M. Montgomery: Oh, this is the most TRAGICAL thing that

Oh, this is the most TRAGICAL thing that ever happened to me! — L.M. Montgomery

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Rainbow Rowell: Sunshine gives me a headache

Sunshine gives me a headache — Rainbow Rowell

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Robyn Carr: She has to agree to have me. It

She has to agree to have me. It could take some time, but I'm confident I can trick her into it. — Robyn Carr

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Zach Galifianakis: I'm writing a book about Siamese Twins that

I'm writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It's called: Stop Staring at Me! — Zach Galifianakis

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Mark Watson: Someone asked me recently - what would I

Someone asked me recently - what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife. — Mark Watson

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Bo Burnham: If I had a dime for every time

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no. — Bo Burnham

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Janet Evanovich: Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak

Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart? — Janet Evanovich

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Don Rickles: You know what's funny to me? Attitude.

You know what's funny to me? Attitude. — Don Rickles

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Molly Ivins: And the funny thing is, I've always been

And the funny thing is, I've always been an optimist - it's practically a congenital disorder with me. — Molly Ivins

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Morrissey: It is a fact that even warming moments

It is a fact that even warming moments overwhelm me with despair, and this is why I am I. — Morrissey

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Bill Burr: To me this is not yelling. I am

To me this is not yelling. I am not yelling. I'm just passionate about my opinions and I want to tell you all of them before you start talking again. — Bill Burr

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Bill Cosby: I once asked my father for a dollar

I once asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic. He told me how he once killed a grizzly bear with his loose-leaf notebook. — Bill Cosby

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Susan Elizabeth Phillips: This is America. We're entitled to our opinions.""Wrong.

This is America. We're entitled to our opinions."
"Wrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I was in a convenience store, reading a

I was in a convenience store, reading a magazine. The clerk told me, "this is not a library!" "OK! I will talk louder, then!" — Mitch Hedberg

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Bo Derek: Life has played some funny tricks on me

Life has played some funny tricks on me and taken me on a wild ride. How did I ever get into this wonderful mess that is my life? — Bo Derek

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Patrick Rothfuss: I do not understand this man," [Tempi] said.

I do not understand this man," [Tempi] said. "Is he attempting to buy sex with me? Or does he wish to fight? — Patrick Rothfuss

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Louise Fitzhugh: I feel there's a funny little hole in

I feel there's a funny little hole in me that wasn't there before, like a splinter in your finger, but this is somewhere above my stomach. — Louise Fitzhugh

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Regina Spektor: This is the way I want to die.

This is the way I want to die. Torn apart by angry fans who want me to play a different song. — Regina Spektor

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny

All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. — Mitch Hedberg

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Rainbow Rowell: He smiled, surprised. 'This is for me?''No,' she

He smiled, surprised. 'This is for me?'
'No,' she said, 'it's ... ' She couldn't think of anything funny to say. 'Yeah, it's for you. — Rainbow Rowell

This Is Me Funny Quotes By V.E Schwab: Please tell me this is easier to take

Please tell me this is easier to take off than it was to put on."
Calla raised a brow. "You do not think Master Kell knows how? — V.E Schwab

This Is Me Funny Quotes By T.J. Klune: I don't think this is working out between

I don't think this is working out between us," I told him. "You and I want different things. It's not me, it's you. — T.J. Klune

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Tracy Morgan: Let's focus on the funny ... That's what

Let's focus on the funny ... That's what I'm focused on ... This is the gift God gave me. That's what I want to touch in people. — Tracy Morgan

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: Kittens play with yarn, they bat it around.

Kittens play with yarn, they bat it around. What they're really doing is saying, "I can't knit, get this away from me!" — Mitch Hedberg

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: If I was a mechanic and someone called

If I was a mechanic and someone called me and said their car would not start, I would say, "Hey - maybe a killer is after you!" — Mitch Hedberg

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Dave Grohl: It's funny; recently I've started to notice people's

It's funny; recently I've started to notice people's impersonations of me, and it's basically like a hyperactive child. — Dave Grohl

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Jesse Ball: I hate when I break my own rules.

I hate when I break my own rules. What's the point of me being rational if I flail around like a clown? — Jesse Ball

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Me: Life is like a potato. Well, at least

Life is like a potato. Well, at least my life is. — Me

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Harriet Morgan: The police are on the way to arrest

The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy. — Harriet Morgan

This Is Me Funny Quotes By James Mangold: The funny thing about me is I move

The funny thing about me is I move from genre to genre, but I essentially shoot all the movies the same way. — James Mangold

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Mariana Zapata: What did you want me to do? Ask

What did you want me to do? Ask him for money? — Mariana Zapata

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Michelle Hodkin: Your level of neuroses will only find love

Your level of neuroses will only find love in a made-for-TV movie. — Michelle Hodkin

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Ronald Reagan: Elena, my four year old, says to me

Elena, my four year old, says to me in all seriousness; "Mommy, you need to buy another baby". — Ronald Reagan

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Yogi Berra: How long have you known me, Jack? And

How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know how to spell my name. — Yogi Berra

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Erin Dionne: If my hair was on fire and llamas

If my hair was on fire and llamas came to put it out, he'd tell me the shot was great. — Erin Dionne

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Henny Youngman: Hollywood called me, asking me, "How much to

Hollywood called me, asking me, "How much to do a movie with Farrah Fawcett?" "$50,000" They called back, "How about $20,000?" I said, "I'll pay it!" — Henny Youngman

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Craig Ferguson: I've started looking at my own father a

I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman. — Craig Ferguson

This Is Me Funny Quotes By China Mieville: I have a rule: I prefer anyone who

I have a rule: I prefer anyone who doesn't try to kill me to anyone who does. I'm funny that way. — China Mieville

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I hate arrows. They try to tell me

I hate arrows. They try to tell me which direction to go. It's like "I ain't going that way, line with two thirds of a triangle on the end!" — Mitch Hedberg

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Xavier Niel: It's funny how the smallest things I've done

It's funny how the smallest things I've done speak the loudest about me, but I like that. — Xavier Niel

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Jules Barnard: You're not a loser. You're almost as smart

You're not a loser. You're almost as smart as me, which makes you one of the smartest people on the planet. — Jules Barnard

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Owen Wilson: I try to find a way to make

I try to find a way to make it comfortable or interesting or funny to me. — Owen Wilson

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Erica Jong: Allow me to put the record straight. I

Allow me to put the record straight. I am forty-six and have been for some years past. — Erica Jong

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Shannon L. Alder: I've never been bothered with my conduct. I've

I've never been bothered with my conduct. I've only been bothered by people that don't get it correct when they gossip about me. — Shannon L. Alder

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Jimi Hendrix: Purple Haze all in my brain, lately things

Purple Haze all in my brain, lately things don't seem the same. Actin' funny but I don't know why. 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky. — Jimi Hendrix

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Tim Vine: So this bloke says to me, "Can I

So this bloke says to me, "Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets?" I thought "That's all I need, a Je-hoover's witness". — Tim Vine

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Kresley Cole: She stretched, pulling out her earbuds, which apparently

She stretched, pulling out her earbuds, which apparently in Lykae was code for 'Interogate me,' because the questions, they came a-calling. — Kresley Cole

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Nick Thune: There's a fear that I don't think people

There's a fear that I don't think people are interested in my actual opinion. I just think people are interested in me being funny. — Nick Thune

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Nicole McKay: A brick is ... ... ... Well it's

A brick is ... ... ... Well it's a bloody brick what more do you want from me? — Nicole McKay

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Bruce McCulloch: You know, funny is this weird word for

You know, funny is this weird word for me. I hear is so many times it has no meaning anymore. — Bruce McCulloch

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Rick Riordan: Otis! Will you PLEASE stop killing me!

Otis! Will you PLEASE stop killing me! — Rick Riordan

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Terry Pratchett: We all have our funny little ways. Except

We all have our funny little ways. Except me, obviously. — Terry Pratchett

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Charlie Cochet: Your pupils are dilated. Does that mean you

Your pupils are dilated. Does that mean you want to fuck me or eat me? Because I might have a problem with one of those.
-Dex to Sloane — Charlie Cochet

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Parker S. Huntington: What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's

What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's a dust bowl. Tell me, do you find cob webs in there every time you get yourself off? — Parker S. Huntington

This Is Me Funny Quotes By Warren Buffett: I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. — Warren Buffett