This Girl Funny Quotes
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This Girl Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I'm meeting the attic before I meet the girl.
— Colleen Hoover
Vomit and shit, even your own, stink.
— Sheeja Jose
He glanced up once, eyes bored. Please stop talking. I'm trying to eat.
— Kate Avery Ellison
I once went out with this girl, she was no bargain either, she showed up with pigtails under her arms.
— Rodney Dangerfield
One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up.
— Carroll Bryant
The shooting of the guns, that was kind of funny, because rolling a cigarette and shooting a gun aren't like normal things for a 13-year old girl!
— Hailee Steinfeld
Or, as Nikolas had said, in tones of admiration, She can tell you to go to hell in a way that will send you running of to pack your bags.
— Mercedes Lackey
That's the problem with best friends. Sometimes they know you better than you know yourself.
— Cecily Von Ziegesar
Minimalism is a girl's best asset, blend tones, smudge hard outlines; if all else fails; Photoshop it.
— Judith Chambers
A boy and a girl started dating after he backed his car into hers. They met by accident.
— Adam Young
Now there's a girl I don't want to mess with' - or at least, that's what I would think if I had a chronic fear of freakishly nice people.
— Nenia Campbell
She's cute, I thought, but you don't need to like a girl who treats you like you're ten: You've already got a mom.
— John Green
Asshole FBI agents that want to shoot Girl Scouts.
— C.J. Roberts
Accents are funny. It sets me apart from the other girls doing comedy. It gives me more - how do you say? - pop-oo-laaarrrity.
— Sofia Vergara
I used to drink wine. This girl asked me, "Doesn't wine give you a headache?" "Yeah, eventually, but the first and the middle part are amazing!"
— Mitch Hedberg
I appreciate humor so much, but I'm actually not a funny girl.
— Emmanuelle Chriqui
I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard!
— Rodney Dangerfield
You should never be mean to other girls. I don't care what grade you're in. Be nice to people until you're my age ... and you have your own TV show.
— Chelsea Handler
I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."
— Rodney Dangerfield
Here's the thing. I met this girl, this beautiful woman who's unlike anyone I've ever met. She's funny, and brave
— Denise Grover Swank
Man, my girl is one tough chick when she wants to be. I wonder if it has something to do with thosebig, comfy granny panties she's got on. — Simone Elkeles
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
— Albert Einstein
I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number ... She looked great going down the stairs.
— Milton Jones
I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration.
— Aziz Ansari
After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."
— Garry Shandling
I met this girl, she was an actress, and she gave me her number. It started with 555.
— Mitch Hedberg
It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share my jokes with the world. It's not so much about being a girl, it's about being a funny comic.
— Iliza Shlesinger
You've got the holy trinity of what a girl wants, she said. Cute, smart, funny. I don't think you realize that.
— Alex Bradley
I was often the only white girl in the Indian dance class. That felt funny, but doing Indian dance was great.
— Roselee Goldberg
Everyone thinks softball is a girl's game. But you only think that until you get hit with it on a line drive.
— Jerry Smith
Tip#27Kiss a girl if you're a female,
If you're a single male kiss a Guy
(Idea)
It's fun to offend society ~ — Hazel Cartwright
He really needed to stop being so hot while his hands were on me.
— Veronica Blade
what with the follies and an indecent proposal it's been quite a night
— Barbra Streisand
When I first started I was always known as The Girl on the Sitcom with the Funny Voice.
— Julie Benz
