Thinking Funny Quotes
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I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'
— Larry David
I always tell people it's funny that they think I'm a relationship expert because my two books are about getting out of relationships.
— Greg Behrendt
I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless!
— Rodney Dangerfield
Don't you think its quite weird for Prince Harry, getting really stoned and seeing your grans face appearing on your money.
— Frankie Boyle
If you think is was an accident, applaud.
— Geraldo Rivera
I spend a lot of time thinking about what I do and how it fits into the scheme of things. I won't do something just because it's funny.
— Joel Hodgson
Do you ever do something, and then think to yourself: That's So Raven?
— Zach Galifianakis
Don't feel bad for me. I think I'm, like, so pretty.
— Amy Schumer
I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points?
— Woody Allen
I think being funny had something to do with feeling like an outsider, not feeling cool - insecurity.
— Kumail Nanjiani
I think the reason I became funny was because if I made people laugh, they would let me keep talking.
— Anthony Jeselnik
I can't help thinking the failed New York bomber would've done far more damage if he'd simply driven throught Times Square in a Toyota.
— Frankie Boyle
I think that should be the anti - speeding advert it should be footage of Richard Hammond trying to remember his own wedding day.
— Frankie Boyle
I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it over a rainbow.
— Dylan Moran
I think I'm the most underrated superstar that's out there, but that doesn't matter to me.
— Carmelo Anthony
I want to do drama - no one really sees that. People just think I'm the funny guy and I can't do anything else, and that's just not true.
— Mark Indelicato
I'd love to do sitcoms. I think I'm pretty darn funny.
— Yasmine Bleeth
Pickup lines never work ... I think someone clever, witty and funny is very attractive.
— Kate Upton
A lot of my early pictures are, I think, quite funny. And these days I tend to look for comedy more and more.
— Helen Levitt
Let me ask you a question. How long is too long to text someone back? My wife still thinks I died in 9/11.
— Frankie Boyle
At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?
— Zach Galifianakis
I took 'P.S. I Love You' thinking it was going to be a little funny, and I ended up crying every day on that film.
— Hilary Swank
Life has a funny way of helping you out when you think that everything's gone wrong.
— Alanis Morissette
I have no illusions about my looks. I think my face is funny.
— Audrey Hepburn
I'm not ashamed of being a bubbly, funny person. I think that's as valid as being the dark, brooding, tortured Oscar-nominated one.
— Cameron Diaz
I think that life is very dark at times and there are things that are very funny about that.
— Brett Gelman
That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food.
— Charles M. Schulz
Intellectually, I think everyone really knows that women are funny, but it's a weird thing that people keep trotting out.
— Bonnie McFarlane
At one point you think, well, it's funny, I could just be a starving actor. So if somebody were to pull the plug, there'd be no room for complaint.
— Michael Fassbender
I think this whole celebrity world is weird anyway. Weird and funny and kind of pathetic and yet so right for parody.
— Ben Stiller
Do you think pandas know they're Chinese and they're taking the one child policy a bit too seriously?
— Jim Jefferies
Elephants are so wise and so funny and so endangered and so intelligent. I just think there is a lot to learn from them.
— Gloria Steinem
I think therefore I am not sure.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
I think religion is a funny thing because, when you see somebody who can really break it down, sometimes it feels foolish what you believe.
— Kevin Costner
I've got kids and that's important. It's funny, you think that there's an expiration date on them and there just isn't.
— Bill Murray
I think TV remotes should have a button that allows you to kill the person on the screen.
— George Carlin
It is funny how certain places get connected with certain people, and you never go back without thinking of them.
— Jean Webster
I think people who are fanatical about anything are funny.
— Jackie Schaffer
I wanted to get a tape recorder, but I got a parrot instead. I think I did that joke backwards.
— Mitch Hedberg
Hysterically funny, amazingly talented people. That's what I think of when I think of Canada. That, and cold beer. And mountains.
— Richard Patrick
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I wrote an entire movie [Man up] about how important I think voices are, so it was funny.
— Lake Bell
To me, the movie is more funny if, at the same time, you can think a little bit or dream a little bit.
— Quentin Dupieux
Here. There. Everywhere." He leered at his friend. "Thinking about you and Moira'sunderwear. — Dana Marie Bell
I often arrive at quite sensible ideas and judgements, on the spur of the moment. It is when I stop to think that I become foolish.
— Jerome K. Jerome
The accents are really really funny. I think I could convince somebody I was from New Zealand.
— Carter Jenkins
I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it.
— Jimmy Carr
I was a theater guy growing up and I wanted to be Al Pacino, and I think I just looked and sounded too funny.
— Charlie Day
When you start explaining why something's funny or finding a formula for it I think it loses some of its funniness.
— Betty White
I don't think half my stuff would be funny if the audience didn't feel at least a little bit safe that it's not how I truly feel.
— Sarah Silverman
I don't do comedy. I think if a situation is funny you just play it for real and if it's funny, it's funny.
— Morgan Freeman
There's a lot of guy comics who I think are funny, but I generally am more excited about a special or a show where there are females.
— Margaret Cho
I'm homeless, in a funny way. My culture I think is completely rooted in German 19th century music I suppose.
— Hans Zimmer
I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier theywouldn't have to go so fast. — Steven Wright
Size does matter. There's a lot of ways to make people feel good, but personally I think it does enhance things.
— Pamela Anderson
Sometimes I think I look like I've had facial reconstructive surgery. Like after burns.
— Robert Pattinson
The movies are funny, in one way, because you think of everyone being as beautiful as the dawn, but that isn't true.
— Julian Fellowes
I didn't grow up identifying with beauty. I grew up thinking I could be smart and funny - those are the things I got feedback on.
— Lauren Graham
Something feels funny. I must be thinking too hard.
— A.A. Milne
Think of your girlfriend or boyfriend or whomever you want to.
— Eugene Ormandy
If you don't think you're funny, no one else will.
— Joan Rivers
The manlier you are, the harder it is to understand what a woman wants: there is not a hint of female brain in you.
— Criss Jami
I think they should put pies on the fronts of trains, so that when they hit something it's at least a little bit funny.
— Demetri Martin
I think being successful in comedy is being funny and making jokes - anything beyond that is the icing on the cake.
— Jimmy Carr
I've always tried to be funny, or stupid, or whatever. I love making people laugh and I think it comes quite naturally to me.
— Brian Littrell
The more I think of you, the less I think of you.
— Henny Youngman
