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It's funny the things you think you're scared of until they're upon you, and then you're not.
— Gayle Forman
If you think I'm one of those people who try to be funny at breakfast you're wrong. I'm invariably ill-tempered in the early morning.
— Daphne Du Maurier
Nothing makes you think you might need years of therapy like saying the word breasts in front of your mother.
— Katie McGarry
Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha? I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.
— Anthony Jeselnik
What did you think of him?" Cade asked."Give me some credit," Zach said. "Guy's more full of shit than a duck pond. — Christopher Farnsworth
I've played villains on stage - you know, the Iagos and so on - but I think of myself as a funny person. I mostly did comedies before I did TV work.
— Michael Emerson
If you think something's funny, go with that. Most comedians pull jokes from a place of honesty.
— Olivia Munn
I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points?
— Woody Allen
Don't even think of arguing with me. I'm an old woman and if you fight me about it, it could give me a heart attack.
— Sara Humphreys
Hm funny you think you truly know me all tell you this only my trust of friends know who I relay am
— Pikmin100xx
Giggler, I think I hate you most of all.
— Alice Clayton
You think this is funny?" I snorted. "You would. Your sense of humor is so dark, even the lesser demons don't get you.
— Pippa DaCosta
I think it would be funny if you died of full blown AIDS. then I can take a crap on your grave after they bury you.
— Nickolaus Pacione
You cannot really shame a man who sincerely does not care what others think of him.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Kyo Sohma: angrily pointing at Yuki Just like I'll beat you one of these days Yuki: looking bored Wait wait I think I've heard this one before — Natsuki Takaya
It's funny when someone says to you 'you're hot' and all that, because I don't think of it in that way.
— Kate Winslet
I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of.
— Calvin Trillin
If you think it's funny to make fun of the "used car salesman," you better only buy new and never sell your car. Just sayin.
— Richie Norton
I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information.
— Samantha Bee
My mate asked me "What do you think of voluntary work?" I said "I wouldn't do it if you paid me."
— Tim Vine
Fashion is a funny thing to talk about. I think what you wear is definitely an extension of you, but I also think it's totally arbitrary.
— Tessa Thompson
I hate stand-up comics; I think funny is something you are, not something you desperately try to be in front of a roomful of obnoxious people.
— Peter Cameron
For someone who wrote a novel with a superhero named "Dark Lightning," you wouldn't think a thunderstorm would make me so nervous.
— J.M. Richards
You think I'm daffy?""Don't be offended by a snap judgment. It's true of anyone who cares about squirrels. — Edward W. Robertson
He smiled, surprised. 'This is for me?''No,' she said, 'it's ... ' She couldn't think of anything funny to say. 'Yeah, it's for you. — Rainbow Rowell
Think of your girlfriend or boyfriend or whomever you want to.
— Eugene Ormandy
The funny thing about writing is I think a lot of people assume that you're sitting in a garret with a quill pen for hour after hour.
— Lincoln Child
You've got the holy trinity of what a girl wants, she said. Cute, smart, funny. I don't think you realize that.
— Alex Bradley
Funny how you can think that the world is ending but still believe things will work out. We always think there's going to be a happy ending somewhere.
— Lorna Jane Cook
It's funny how you can know a person, think of him as your closest friend, and still never gain access to the secret chambers in his heart.
— Jennifer Finney Boylan
When you start explaining why something's funny or finding a formula for it I think it loses some of its funniness.
— Betty White
The more I think of you, the less I think of you.
— Henny Youngman
I'm going to strip my way through plumber's school. What do you think of the stage name Fine-Ass Frankie?
— Rebecca Murphy
The movies are funny, in one way, because you think of everyone being as beautiful as the dawn, but that isn't true.
— Julian Fellowes
But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.
— Sarah Silverman
Life has a funny way of helping you out when you think that everything's gone wrong.
— Alanis Morissette
Has anybody ever told you you're a remarkably cynical person?""I like to think of it as learning from experience. — Benedict Jacka
You know, every bad guy was once good until he crossed a line. I don't think they come out of the womb being assholes.
— Laurann Dohner
You never think of films being really creepy that you're in because you just remember the funny stuff.
— Pell James
It's funny, don't you think, how time seems to do a lot of things? It flies, it tells, and worst of all, it runs out.
— Markus Zusak
