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If you want to change the world, just change yourself. The world needs traitors. — Bauvard

There are few things related with us, which are funny for the world but we are proud of them. — Lovely Goyal

What? Why are you making the glee nose? The death of my world is funny? The final vengeance of my people? I will kill you. — Jackson Lanzing

Mary Decker Slaney, the world greatest front runner, I shouldn't be surprised to see her at the front — Ron Pickering

Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter. — George W. Bush

It's funny, sometimes, when you look at the people who brought you into this world and you see yourself so clearly in them. — Robert McCammon

The house of Lords must be the only institution in the world which is kept efficient by the persistent absenteeism of most of its members. — Herbert Samuel, 1st Viscount Samuel

This world's a funny place and it only gets funnier the longer you live in it. — Joe Schreiber

The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn't so funny. — Tennessee Williams

The table of elements does not contain one of the most powerful elements that make up our world, and that is the element of surprise. — Lemony Snicket

When I reflect upon the number of disagreeable people who have gone on to a better world, I am moved to lead a different life. — Mark Twain

Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the funny stuff in the world. — Arthur Smith

It is the end of the world. Surely you could be allowed a few carnal thoughts. — Connie Willis

I was never afraid of anything in the world except the dentist. — Taylor Caldwell

Crime writers, I've noticed, can be jumpy. They live in a world where there are murderers on the loose and they haven't been caught yet! — Sara Sheridan

I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be a better place. — Jeff Kinney

So, if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected, let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected! — Russell Conwell

There's the perception Danni Minogue is the sweetest little thing in the world but she's not ... she's got balls of steel. — Sharon Osbourne

Currently we don't have plans on conquering the world. — Sergey Brin

You seem to be holding up rather well under the burden of the world's troubles. How do you do it? — Juliann Whicker

The funny thing for me is, I have never lived in a network world. — Matt Nix

Number one way life would be different if dogs ran the world: All motorists must drive with head out window. — David Letterman

This guy is funny. But is he safe? And how much is that worth when the world itself has ceased to exist? — Isabella Olivia Ellis

The rest of the world lives to eat, while I eat to live. — Socrates

The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise. — Tommy Bolt

I had a dream about you last night. It wasn't until after you sold me the talking car, I realized you were the world's best ventriloquist. — Michael Summers

San Francisco leads the world in the category of Most People On The Sidewalk Holding Conversations With Purely Imaginary Companions. — Dave Barry

It's funny. From up here, the destruction seems to fade. Almost as if like people, in time, even the world can heal itself. — Eloise Dyson

Funny, that no matter where you are in the world, there's always someone eager to help you destroy yourself. — James St. James

Methinks Sir Robert should have carried his Monarchical Power one step higher and satisfied the World, that Princes might eat their Subjects too. — John Locke

Orchestras have often been used to conjure up the natural world: Swans, sharks, trout, but not, as far as I know, the often maligned jellyfish. — Bill Bailey

These jokes the world plays, they're not funny at all. — David Mitchell

I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one. — Andy Borowitz

When I write, I'm not trying to be funny. It's the way I look at the world. — Billy Collins

That's how inside jokes usually are. Funny to those inside, annoying as shit to the rest of the world. — Siobhan Vivian

Our parents would not be 'The best parents in the world' (to us) if they were not our parents. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Why had his mother gone to the trouble of bringing him into the world if the most exciting moment in his life was having been made lame by a bayonet? — Felix J. Palma

The French: a people who have used their sophisticated culture and beautiful language to bequeath to the world the sliced potato. — Bauvard

It's funny to me how a man can do all the dirt in the world and the only way they know how to fix it is with sex. — Demettrea

They're the second best team in the world, and there's no higher praise than that. — Kevin Keegan

As I get older, I don't think the world is becoming that funny. Comedy is changing a bit. — Bobby Lee

The social dimension of the art world is fascinating to me, but I also want to entertain the reader, so I will let a character say something funny. — Rachel Kushner

Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off- Cruz — Derrolyn Anderson

It's arguably the best newspaper in the world. — Steve Coogan

The Salton Sea is a huge dead lake south of Palm Springs. There's a town there that's the asshole of the armpit of the world. You'd fit right in. — Neal Shusterman

When I die, I want them to bury me facedown and ass up so that the whole world can kiss my ass! — Julie Halpern

Sexton: I think the whole world's gone mad.
Death: Uh-uh. It's always like this. You probably just don't get out enough. — Neil Gaiman

The world is a gawking four-year-old. — Adrian Barnes

It is possible in this world to be pretty and funny and successful all at the same time. — Olivia Munn

In the past five minutes, I had managed to tease my libido, scald my crotch, and catch a world-class elbow with my forehead. — B. Justin Shier

The only thing you got in this world is what you can sell. And the funny thing is that you're a salesman, and you don't know that. — Arthur Miller

The best time to go to Disney World, if you want to avoid huge crowds, is 1962. — Dave Barry

The world is your lobster! — Arthur Daley

I got an 'A' in Business Marketing in college!- as if that means a goddamn thing in the real world ... — Whitney Gracia Williams

They say to think within the box, but it's funny how those in the box never go anywhere, where those outside it, get to see the world. — Anthony Liccione

Funny how the last thing we want the world to see is almost the first thing to show. — Courtney Summers

British education is probably the best in the world, if you can survive it. If you can't there is nothing left for you but the diplomatic corps. — Peter Ustinov

I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad. — Moon Unit Zappa

It was funny how normal things seemed to go on even when everything was so messed up. People could still fall in love, even at the end of the world. — Shelly Crane

My target audience is anyone who finds the world interesting and human behavior fascinating, terrible, inspiring, funny, and occasionally, mysterious. — Amy Bloom

The whole world is watching America, and America is watching TV. — Sam Levenson

Big Poppa Pump is your hook up, and the next heavyweight championship of the world! — Scott Steiner

I love the world, just, you know ... not the people in it. — Hannah Vandegrift

Funny how you can think that the world is ending but still believe things will work out. We always think there's going to be a happy ending somewhere. — Lorna Jane Cook

I am only able to be honest. And sometimes my view of the world is pretty dark. But still funny. — Rachel Zucker

Poems for children help them celebrate the joy and wonder of their world. Humorous poems tickle the funny bone of their imaginations. — Charles Ghigna

He hasn't an enemy in the world, and none of his friend like him. — Oscar Wilde

Thank you leaf blowers, for making me look like the world's lamest Ghostbuster. I ain't afraid of no leaves. — Jimmy Fallon

You have to really believe not only in yourself; you have to believe that the world is actually worth your sacrifices. — Zaha Hadid

That is simply the most beautiful publishing office in the world, with that cranky old building in that wonderful park. — Jim Harrison

You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world! — James Dashner

Love is a funny thing. It can make you the happiest person in the world when it's good, but when it goes bad, it can crush you beyond recognition. — Courtney Giardina

while there's a lot that I don't know about the world, I do know that kids have a funny way of helping you keep things in perspective. — Nicholas Sparks

It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share my jokes with the world. It's not so much about being a girl, it's about being a funny comic. — Iliza Shlesinger

I see that even as the world plunges into darkness and peril, you two stand around discussing your love lives. Teenagers. — Cassandra Clare

I'm not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues. — Franklin D. Roosevelt

A man who views the world the same ... — Muhammad Ali

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world. — Jean Baudrillard

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. — Josh Billings

The art of living. Isn't that a funny expression? — Anne Frank

Hooray! Hooray! The end of the world has been postponed! — Herge

Funny,' said Harriet to herself. 'The world goes on turning, and it has all these troubles in it. — Rumer Godden

Without friends the world is but a wilderness. — Francis Bacon

British politics, as the world knows, is a joke. Yet it's rarely funny. — Morrissey

T's funny, but your parents can give you everything in the world, but they can't teach you what to do with it. That, you have to learn for yourself. — Amanda Carpenter

Coe has smashed the world record, 1:44.92 seconds has never been run easier — Ron Pickering

Why, why in the blue-green world write this sort of thing? Funny written culture, I guess; we pass things on. — Annie Dillard

I simply regard romantic comedies as a subgenre of sci-fi, in which the world created therein has different rules than my regular human world. — Mindy Kaling

Raphael met Michaela's gaze. "If you could kill every single beautiful woman in the world, would you?"
Her smile never faded. "In an instant. — Nalini Singh

What do you call a rifle with three barrels?
A trifle. — Joseph Rosenbloom

I don't care what anybody says, I think that George Bush is absolutely the right president to oversea the end of the world. — Marc Maron

Rats have a sense of humor. Rats, in fact think the world is very funny. And they are right, dear reader. They are right. — Kate DiCamillo

Whenever you feel like feeling like a devil's advocate, Bible-thump. That, in a worldly world, is the great irony and satire of evangelism. — Criss Jami

The world now lacks a " Sir Pom-pom", with all his funny ways! I wonder where he is now? Or is he anywhere at all? Can someone be nowhere? — Jack Vance

It's never happened in the World Series competition, and it still hasn't. — Yogi Berra

Racism is not funny, because it won't solve anything, but making it worst instead, because racism is the reason the world is no longer great. — Werley Nortreus

Heaven's Bakery help them all. — Jamie Farrell

Sometimes, when I can't get to sleep, I imagine all the rules I'd invent if I ever got to be in charge of the world. — Sophie Kinsella

My father fought in World War I and single-handedly destroyed the Germans' line of communication. He ate their pigeon. — Frank Carson

The world is meaningless and therefore it's funny. — Jimenez Lai