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There are few things related with us, which are funny for the world but we are proud of them.
— Lovely Goyal
What? Why are you making the glee nose? The death of my world is funny? The final vengeance of my people? I will kill you.
— Jackson Lanzing
Mary Decker Slaney, the world greatest front runner, I shouldn't be surprised to see her at the front
— Ron Pickering
Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter.
— George W. Bush
It's funny, sometimes, when you look at the people who brought you into this world and you see yourself so clearly in them.
— Robert McCammon
The house of Lords must be the only institution in the world which is kept efficient by the persistent absenteeism of most of its members.
— Herbert Samuel, 1st Viscount Samuel
The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn't so funny.
— Tennessee Williams
The table of elements does not contain one of the most powerful elements that make up our world, and that is the element of surprise.
— Lemony Snicket
I was never afraid of anything in the world except the dentist.
— Taylor Caldwell
Crime writers, I've noticed, can be jumpy. They live in a world where there are murderers on the loose and they haven't been caught yet!
— Sara Sheridan
I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be a better place.
— Jeff Kinney
So, if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected, let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected!
— Russell Conwell
There's the perception Danni Minogue is the sweetest little thing in the world but she's not ... she's got balls of steel.
— Sharon Osbourne
Currently we don't have plans on conquering the world.
— Sergey Brin
You seem to be holding up rather well under the burden of the world's troubles. How do you do it?
— Juliann Whicker
Number one way life would be different if dogs ran the world: All motorists must drive with head out window.
— David Letterman
This guy is funny. But is he safe? And how much is that worth when the world itself has ceased to exist?
— Isabella Olivia Ellis
I had a dream about you last night. It wasn't until after you sold me the talking car, I realized you were the world's best ventriloquist.
— Michael Summers
It's funny. From up here, the destruction seems to fade. Almost as if like people, in time, even the world can heal itself.
— Eloise Dyson
Funny, that no matter where you are in the world, there's always someone eager to help you destroy yourself.
— James St. James
These jokes the world plays, they're not funny at all.
— David Mitchell
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.
— Andy Borowitz
That's how inside jokes usually are. Funny to those inside, annoying as shit to the rest of the world.
— Siobhan Vivian
Our parents would not be 'The best parents in the world' (to us) if they were not our parents.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Why had his mother gone to the trouble of bringing him into the world if the most exciting moment in his life was having been made lame by a bayonet?
— Felix J. Palma
As I get older, I don't think the world is becoming that funny. Comedy is changing a bit.
— Bobby Lee
The social dimension of the art world is fascinating to me, but I also want to entertain the reader, so I will let a character say something funny.
— Rachel Kushner
Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off- Cruz
— Derrolyn Anderson
It's arguably the best newspaper in the world.
— Steve Coogan
The Salton Sea is a huge dead lake south of Palm Springs. There's a town there that's the asshole of the armpit of the world. You'd fit right in.
— Neal Shusterman
When I die, I want them to bury me facedown and ass up so that the whole world can kiss my ass!
— Julie Halpern
Sexton: I think the whole world's gone mad.Death: Uh-uh. It's always like this. You probably just don't get out enough. — Neil Gaiman
The world is a gawking four-year-old.
— Adrian Barnes
It is possible in this world to be pretty and funny and successful all at the same time.
— Olivia Munn
In the past five minutes, I had managed to tease my libido, scald my crotch, and catch a world-class elbow with my forehead.
— B. Justin Shier
The only thing you got in this world is what you can sell. And the funny thing is that you're a salesman, and you don't know that.
— Arthur Miller
The world is your lobster!
— Arthur Daley
I got an 'A' in Business Marketing in college!- as if that means a goddamn thing in the real world ...
— Whitney Gracia Williams
They say to think within the box, but it's funny how those in the box never go anywhere, where those outside it, get to see the world.
— Anthony Liccione
Funny how the last thing we want the world to see is almost the first thing to show.
— Courtney Summers
British education is probably the best in the world, if you can survive it. If you can't there is nothing left for you but the diplomatic corps.
— Peter Ustinov
I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad.
— Moon Unit Zappa
I love the world, just, you know ... not the people in it.
— Hannah Vandegrift
Funny how you can think that the world is ending but still believe things will work out. We always think there's going to be a happy ending somewhere.
— Lorna Jane Cook
I am only able to be honest. And sometimes my view of the world is pretty dark. But still funny.
— Rachel Zucker
Poems for children help them celebrate the joy and wonder of their world. Humorous poems tickle the funny bone of their imaginations.
— Charles Ghigna
Thank you leaf blowers, for making me look like the world's lamest Ghostbuster. I ain't afraid of no leaves.
— Jimmy Fallon
That is simply the most beautiful publishing office in the world, with that cranky old building in that wonderful park.
— Jim Harrison
You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!
— James Dashner
Love is a funny thing. It can make you the happiest person in the world when it's good, but when it goes bad, it can crush you beyond recognition.
— Courtney Giardina
while there's a lot that I don't know about the world, I do know that kids have a funny way of helping you keep things in perspective.
— Nicholas Sparks
It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share my jokes with the world. It's not so much about being a girl, it's about being a funny comic.
— Iliza Shlesinger
I see that even as the world plunges into darkness and peril, you two stand around discussing your love lives. Teenagers.
— Cassandra Clare
I'm not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues.
— Franklin D. Roosevelt
A man who views the world the same ...
— Muhammad Ali
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
— Jean Baudrillard
The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large.
— Josh Billings
The art of living. Isn't that a funny expression?
— Anne Frank
Funny,' said Harriet to herself. 'The world goes on turning, and it has all these troubles in it.
— Rumer Godden
Without friends the world is but a wilderness.
— Francis Bacon
T's funny, but your parents can give you everything in the world, but they can't teach you what to do with it. That, you have to learn for yourself.
— Amanda Carpenter
Why, why in the blue-green world write this sort of thing? Funny written culture, I guess; we pass things on.
— Annie Dillard
What do you call a rifle with three barrels?A trifle. — Joseph Rosenbloom
Rats have a sense of humor. Rats, in fact think the world is very funny. And they are right, dear reader. They are right.
— Kate DiCamillo
Racism is not funny, because it won't solve anything, but making it worst instead, because racism is the reason the world is no longer great.
— Werley Nortreus
Heaven's Bakery help them all.
— Jamie Farrell
Sometimes, when I can't get to sleep, I imagine all the rules I'd invent if I ever got to be in charge of the world.
— Sophie Kinsella
My father fought in World War I and single-handedly destroyed the Germans' line of communication. He ate their pigeon.
— Frank Carson
The world is meaningless and therefore it's funny.
— Jimenez Lai