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If at first you don't succeed, keep on succin' till you do succeed. — Curly Howard

I'm positive about the negative, but a little negative about the positive. — Curly Howard

The Bushwhackers are living proof that the Three Stooges had children — Gorilla Monsoon

Curly: Wait a minute! Y'know I'm temperamental.
Moe: Ya, 95 percent temper,5 percent mental — The Three Stooges

I've got to say, I've probably seen a lot more of the Three Stooges than of the Marx Brothers. — Spike Jonze

I mean, I do love clever and witty, but I think that the 'Three Stooges' were geniuses. They'd have to be for their appeal to have lasted this long. — Paula Poundstone

It would be pretty funny to see a Beverly Hills white girl with mad rap skills. — Tori Spelling

You're not related to the Three Stooges are you? 'Cause I could swear this escape scene is one of theirs." ~ Jim — Katie MacAlister

I am too much of an imitator to be a true writer. — Zia Haider Rahman

I'm trying to think, but nothing happens! — The Three Stooges

As much as I love Antonioni films, I love the Three Stooges. — Joe Carnahan

I'm like the fucking Three Stooges of espionage. All three of 'em. All rolled into one! — Abigail Roux

My mother taught me very early to believe I could achieve any accomplishment I wanted to. The first was to walk without braces. — Wilma Rudolph

Life has thought me that I am always alone in war; I have to fight for myself; and it is the best cause. — M.F. Moonzajer

It is an acknowledged fact that we perceive errors in the work of others more readily than in our own. — Leonardo Da Vinci

I already know the words. I just need to learn the beat. This tone-deaf white girl will try to make music out of recovery. — Rachel Cohn

I can't be a mummy, I'm a daddy! — Curly Howard

I never thought I would become a photographer. — Rene Burri

There's a thousand reasons why I shouldn't drink ... but I can't think of one right now. — Shemp Howard

Don't you dare hit me in the head ... you know I'm not normal. — Curly Howard

Death is the opening-and the closing-of a Door. — Ethel M. Dell

It's easy to be smart when you are parodying smart people. — Randy Pausch

Directing television is really hard - it's so fast. You shoot an hour show in seven days. — Steve Buscemi

I just dig dancing. — Marc Bolan

What else don't women like besides the Three Stooges? Tom Waits. Being hurt physically or emotionally. — Julie Klausner

If you absolutely had to have sex with one of the Three Stooges, who would it be? — Douglas Carter Beane

Why I oughta ... — The Three Stooges

Extraordinary observations require extraordinary evidence to make them believable. — Carl Sagan

Every time you think you weaken the nation. — Moe Howard