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I think the University of Texas has the chance to become the finest public university in the country.
— Tom Hicks
I was in prison for a charge in Texas, murder one. Back in the '70s in Texas, I was there. I heard the shot. I was in the car.
— Duane Chapman
Texas can make it without the United States, but the United States cannot make it without Texas
— Sam Houston
While the rest of the country is still talking about welfare reform, Texas is implementing it.
— John Sharp
And the whole Bush family, from Texas, should be boiled in poisoned oil.
— Hunter S. Thompson
At Texas, I was a football player playing baseball. And the way I play I think I still am.
— Adam Dunn
The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'
— Kinky Friedman
Not anymore, ese. What ju was doing? Ju didn't go to work today, but here ju are lazy ass drinking cerveza like nothing.
— Sai Marie Johnson
It's ironic that the Bible belt is the killing belt - Texas, Florida, Alabama, Virginia, and so forth, Georgia. Chief executioners.
— Joseph Lowery
I want to fight the wussification of the State of Texas. I want to rise and shine and bring back the glory.
— Kinky Friedman
The good teachers are bailing out. Education is very important ... This should be the centerpiece on the table of Texas.
— Kinky Friedman
American women drove hard bargains and the ended up looking the worst for it. The few natural American women left were mostly in Texas and Louisiana.
— Charles Bukowski
Speaking of banging, when's McSailor getting home?" Kirsten's smirk was the size of Texas.Sophie had to smile. "Crude. You're crude, roomie. — Jennifer Lane
I grew up in Texas and we used to go to Padre Island, eight hours in the car down to the beach.
— St. Vincent
I am both proud and honored to be on the Board of Directors for the Texas Ballet Theater.
— Janine Turner
always close by when you're in a tight squeeze.Dn't let the sun set on a quarrel with a pard.
A good pard will at least pretend — Texas Bix Bender
I'm a pageant girl from Texas, so I like makeup and hairspray. And the smoky eye? I think I was born with it!
— Eva Longoria
I'm taking you out before your ERA looks like a Texas heat wave. Let's talk after the game.
— Jennifer Bernard
That guy punched me in the face for not liking what I said. I thought this was a country where you can say what you think, eh?
— Sai Marie Johnson
I'm from Texas ... the bigger the hair, the closer to God!
— Lilly Ghalichi
Thats what happens to Snow in Texas, lady. It freaking MELTS!! Leo Valdez- The Lost Hero
— Rick Riordan
Texas mystique (has been) created by the chemistry of the frontier in the crucible of history and forged into an enduring state of heart and mind.
— T.R. Fehrenbach
The best value translations of the Poetic Edda are by Hollander from Texas Uni Press, or by Larrington of Oxford Uni Press.
— Sweyn Plowright
Texas: 32 electoral votes, another of the so-called big enchiladas or if not an enchilada at least a huge taco.
— Dan Rather
This is America. We're entitled to our opinions.""Wrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
I was stationed in Turkey, Mexico City, South America, Texas, Arizona, so I do know where the Mexican-U.S. border is.
— Joe Arpaio
I came to Baku the same way I would go to Texas - because they asked me to come and play hip hop.
— Coolio
I was approached in Texas to be a model a few times. One of my first jobs was the cover of a CD.
— Candace Kita
I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control.
— Willie Nelson
Well, I was born in El Paso, Texas, it was in the nearest hospital to the family farm.
— Sam Donaldson
Son, not everbody thinks that life on a cattle ranch in west Texas is the second best thing to dyin and goin to heaven.
— Cormac McCarthy
For a few precious moments ... I am back in Old Texas, under a high sky ... where all things are again possible ... and the wind blows free.
— Larry L. King
Whatever I damn well please, and what difference does that make to you? Ivy you ready to go?
— Sai Marie Johnson
Hon, falling in love is easy. Staying in love is the tough part." ~Faith Barnett from Texas Tangle
— Leah Braemel
I went to school in Hooks, Texas, where most people can't even read the name stitched over their own pocket.
— Joe Bob Briggs
During the cold war, West Berlin was an exclave - a tiny outpost of liberalism surrounded by people who want to crush it. It was like Austin, Texas.
— Craig Ferguson
If you're going to play high school football, you do it in Texas or Florida or Georgia for the simple fact it's such a big deal.
— J. R. Martinez
It's fun telling you tall Texas tales. You always look like a little girl who's hearing Cinderella for the first time.
— Edna Ferber
Texas is a state of mind. Texas is an obsession. Above all else, Texas is a nation in every sense of the word.
— John Steinbeck
Big news from last night's Republican debate, you guys. It turns out George Bush was actually the smart Texas governor.
— Jimmy Fallon
My Parents were murdered in Texas in 2010 and he never got caught-My G-d Hates me and the police did not care. Truth
— Brenda Kay Winters
I thought you an' I'd already settled the roles in the fucker/fuckee relationship! I guess I thought wrong!
— Garth Ennis
Texas is a hell hole, man. Dirt, cactus, lizards, dirt, cactus, the Bush family ...
— Christopher Titus
My grandparents moved to Texas from the South after the U.S. Civil War and settled on small farms in the Dallas-Ft. Worth area.
— Robert Woodrow Wilson
1,000 out of the world's 6,000 languages, crammed into an area only slightly larger than that of Texas,
— Jared Diamond
The trouble with Texas Baptists is that we do not hold them under water long enough.
— William Cowper Brann
Many Texas barbecue fanatics have a strong belief in the beneficial properties of accumulated grease.
— Calvin Trillin
Dating and getting to really know a woman is a different game. Kind of like the difference in Monopoly and Texas Hold 'Em.
— Carolyn Brown
No. It was almost impossible to electrocute someone these days, unless you were the governor of Texas.
— Louise Penny
There will be a whole new spirit blowing through Texas. There will be a smile on everybody's face and a chill up the spine of every politician.
— Kinky Friedman
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I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.
— Kinky Friedman
I want to thank the people of Texas for asking me to represent them in Washington.
— Kay Bailey Hutchison
Texas. A ring of boys drew closer around the younger one they had been pushing and shoving.
— Sara Orwig
I feel very at home in L.A., I think, because it's dry, and there's sun, like the West Texas I grew up in.
— Stephen Graham Jones
The real lowdown on gardening is ... dirt.
— Texas Bix Bender
There are more Baptist preachers in Texas than Baptist missionaries in all the world.
— Ray Thompson
Spanish territory in Florida and Texas - the
— Henry Kissinger
The only thing I did at RKO of any note was lose my Texas accent.
— Dorothy Malone
I would rather live short and right then long and wrong.
— John Paul Warren
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up.
— Patrick Swayze
In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'
— Ross Perot
Theodore Roosevelt had been enthralled with the idea of Texas since 1883, when he arrived in the Dakota Territory to ranch cattle.
— Douglas Brinkley
I am about the people of the United States of America and the people of Houston, Texas.
— Sheila Jackson Lee
The next thing I knew, I had a young girl from Texas on my lap. I won't go into details of how I met her. Anyway, there it was. She was 23. I was 36.
— Charles Bukowski
When I get ready to explain homemade fascism in America, I can take my example from the state capitol of Texas.
— J. Frank Dobie
No man in the wrong can stand up against a fellow that's in the right and keeps on a-comin'.
— Captain Bill McDonald Texas Ranger
My favorite drawings at the Muhammad cartoon festival in Texas were the two chalk outlines out front.
— Evan Sayet
When in darkness ... strike a match
— John Paul Warren
