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Public opinion reigns in society because stupidity reigns amongst the stupid. — Nicolas Chamfort

Quit hogging the Cheetos, you stupid fuck. — Chris Bowsman

The reason I went for Jenny Craig is I thought, Maybe I'm not the only one who has stupid reasons for getting fat. — Kirstie Alley

The poor people are stupid from poverty, and the rich from greed. — Maxim Gorky

Four can be as stupid as ten. No need to crowd the room. — Suzanne Collins

It's the fear of looking stupid the keeps you from being awesome. — Kiera Cass

I look down at the gun. It's jammed. Stupid semiautomatic piece of crap. — Cristin Terrill

The more stupid one is, the more he thinks he thinks he knows. — Eric Shanower

Where are your sons?" asked the prince.
"Well, it's not so easy to give an answer when you ask a stupid question!" said the woman. — Hans Christian Andersen

Since I'm the judge, it's a very stupid thing to irritate me! — Judy Sheindlin

The essence of tyranny is the enforcement of stupid laws. — Edmund Burke

Maybe we were all destined to just keep doing the same stupid things, over and over again, never really learning a single thing. — Sarah Dessen

I'm blushing at my own stupid, nonsensical, meaningless thought process, which, by the way, nobody knows about except me. — Sophie Kinsella

I'll argue to the death against stupid legislation, but some rules exist for a reason. — Alastair Reynolds

Stupid to the power of stupid. — Kami Garcia

His death had been as futile as his life. He died ingloriously, of a stupid disease, failing once more, even at the end, to accomplish anything. — W. Somerset Maugham

Love's ship has foundered on the rocks of life. We're quits: stupid to draw up a list of mutual sorrows, hurts and pains. — Vladimir Mayakovsky

If we're bringing up kids that are so stupid that they kill themselves because of a song, what good are the kids in the first place ? — Marilyn Manson

Intelligence resembles insanity only on the stupid. — Harry Harrison

Don't allow life to pass you by because you are afraid of [looking] stupid. — Richie Norton

Is he blind, or merely stupid?"

"He is honorable. Sometimes it amounts to the same thing. — George R R Martin

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. — Jane Austen

Politics goes in one ear and out the other. I don't even know the president's name for sure. That's how stupid I am. — Brian Wilson

This is not her story. But it is the story of that terrible, stupid catastrophe and some of its consequences. — Douglas Adams

That's right; put on the steam, fasten down the escape-valve, and sit on it, and see there you'll land. — Harriet Beecher Stowe

His lips rise. "I usually dumb down around the intellectually deficient so I don't come off like a complete prick." I think he just called me stupid. — Krista Ritchie

When I got my head shaved, it was all over the papers. It's weird that when you get a haircut you are in the papers, it's pretty stupid — Mark Feehily

You stupid woman, if rationality were the criterion for things being allowed to exist, the world would be one gigantic field of soya beans! — Tom Stoppard

Politics is the polite way of telling somone else they're stupid. — Burnie Burns

Soviet propaganda is remarkably effective and the Americans are even more remarkably stupid. — Mohammed Reza Pahlavi

You need to believe in your passion, no matter how stupid or insane that might make you look to the rest of the world. — Jason Ellis

I had told my agents that I never wanted to do an hour-long TV show. I said, "I'm not that stupid." Because it's the worst lifestyle in Hollywood. — Geena Davis

We hurt ourselves much more than anyone can hurt us just by believing the stupid thoughts we get sometimes. — Charles F. Glassman

Stupid arguments and the desire to be right -- that's what drives people apart -- that or death. — Frances Norris

I'm angry as hell. I'm angry for all the people who should be angry but aren't, either because they're too stupid or too timid. — Jarod Kintz

I'm always trying to gain and keep the audience's respect. I always want them to know that the show doesn't think they're stupid for watching. — Dan Harmon

The truth is nobody here is as stupid or evil as I let on. Except me. — Chuck Palahniuk

I'd fallen hard. Like a stupid idiot, I'd gone and fallen in love with the guy that took my virginity and rocked my world. Damn it. — Jessica Clare

We want to evolve; like the Stones. — Justin Timberlake

Love makes people so stupid. — Magnus Flyte

I like the word 'asinine' because I want to say something more academic than 'stupid, dimwitted, dumb-fuckery. — Jayne Marlowe

How are you feeling?"
She rubs the back of her neck. "Stupid question."
"Well, ask me and I'll tell you I'm fucking great. — Courtney Summers

Those who don't heed the warnings don't live to admit they were stupid not to do so. — Amy Tan

Get the hell out of Palestine. — Helen Thomas

Sometimes you wonder why you're out here. And the stupid thing about it, is you haven't got an answer. - excerpt from: freefalling — Darlenne Susan Girard

Leah never seemed to like the fact that I read Palahniuk. She called him sexist. I called her stupid. — Jayme K.

If all human beings understood history, they might cease making the same stupid mistakes over and over. — Isaac Asimov

The probability that a genius can do stupid things is much higher than the probability that a stupid can do genius things. — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Why do you ask The Rock stupid questions? Why are you an ugly hermaphrodite? Nobody knows, Kevin Kelly. — Dwayne Johnson

I guess if you're stupid enough to join the army without thinking about getting shot at, then you really are a fool. — James Blunt

Sin has made us stupid, so that we can only learn the hard way. — Peter Kreeft

Some days I just think the whole world and life and everything is stupid. And that's 'cause I be missing you. — Jacqueline Woodson

You find yourself in the world, without any power, immovable as a rock, stupid, so to speak, as a log of wood. — Nicolas Malebranche

The human mind is utterly stupid when it carries, quite willingly, the heavy burden of resentment. — Sri Chinmoy

I've watched them. Watched them walking with this stupid smile on their faces into the biggest risk you can take in this life. — Geraldine Brooks

I do things by the book, even when the book is stupid. You know why? That's how we get the conviction. — Douglas Preston, Lincoln Child

If you jump out of a plane without a parachute, does that make you brave? No, I think that makes you stupid. I will never play without the mask again. — Jacques Plante

We have to fight for the freedom to be stupid, and smoking is one of the best ways to fight for your freedom, to be just as stupid as you can be. — Penn Jillette

My dreams are a stupid shelter, like an umbrella against lightning. — Fernando Pessoa

But I'm human. Besides being irrational, stupid, and unpredictable, humans are really curious. I needed to know what the hell was making that noise. — Manel Loureiro

Had your forefathers, Wigglesworth, been as stupid as you are, the human race would never have succeeded in procreating itself. — Alan Bennett

My great moment of triumph ... It's all turned to dust. I wasn't the heroine of the hour. I was the thoughtless, stupid villain. — Sophie Kinsella

Whoever coined the term "Buyer Beware" was probably bleeding from the asshole. — George Carlin

Every once in a while, the market does something so stupid it takes your breath away — Jim Cramer

Have and the have nots. Why do people say that, it's stupid? I think it should be the gets and the get nots; that makes more sense. — James Jean-Pierre

Only the stupid and the phlegmatic should teach. — Willa Cather

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. — Jim Henson

The line between stupid teenaged behavior that causes an end to teenaged lives and stupid teenaged behavior that turns into a prank is very thin. Kids — Carolyn McSparren

Stop using the word 'bromance.' Can we please kill that stupid term? We're just friends. It's called friendship! — Blake Shelton

It's one thing to be banal, stupid, and idiotic on the inside. It's another to have it captured in writing. — Karl Ove Knausgaard

There is a time on every job where you say, Screw caution. I'm not foolhardy. I'm not stupid. But sometimes you have to be the battering ram. — Jeff Abbott

I have always voted Labour and I always will. I have got to have one stupid, bovine part of me and that's the part that votes Labour. — Julie Burchill

What are you doing?"
"Playing house" said Felix
"Do you want to come and pour the tea?"
Ella's not stupid. "You are not. — Sally Nicholls

At dawn a great shark mouth appears at the horizon smiling like a stupid angel and chewing silently on the sky. Women — China Mieville

That's the beauty of stupid questions. They don't deserve answers. -Daniel Hunter — Carly Phillips

Chyna's dumb ass messed up by trying to run Blaize over. How could she be so stupid to think that no one would see the plates? — Myiesha

the brave are merely the stupid who live through their poor decisions. — Brian Fuller

Rules are for the stupid, the clueless, those who cannot be trusted to do the right thing. — Jared Dillian

The happiness I saw in her eyes eventually helped ease my pain. As long as she was happy, I was happy. Love was that stupid. — Nald Tabuzo

One second he was in my face, making me feel stupid and useless. The next he was like this: hovering, concerned, worried. — Kelley Armstrong

God's anointing is not based on your performance, but if you don't open the Word, you're stupid, because that's where the words of life are. — Andrew Wommack

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. — Margot Asquith

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. — P. J. O'Rourke

Ninety-five per cent of my language problems are the fault of that stupid little midget. — Gianfranco Zola

Getting hung up on 'how' is just the stupid part of your brain throwing a tantrum because it feels left out. — Mark Frost

I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president. — Hillary Rodham Clinton

Even if you fail or do something stupid, if you can laugh in the end, that's all that matters. — Kei Kanai

The enemy isn't men, or women, it's bloody stupid people and no one has the right to be stupid. — Terry Pratchett

The people are not stupid, but they are totally misinformed. — Gore Vidal

Early to bed and early to rise," Mazer intoned, "makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes. — Orson Scott Card

[T]o really try to be informed and literate today is to feel stupid nearly all the time, and to need help. — David Foster Wallace

If you can find it in you to love how stupid the entertainment industry is, you can have a great career. — Jon Cryer

It's just this emptiness between us, the stupid idea I could kiss it away, — Courtney Summers

At times one feels that what is being said in the West is that the fact that you are a Muslim predisposes you to this blind, stupid terrorism. — Lakhdar Brahimi

One of my hardest parts of my job is to console the family members who have lost their life. — George W. Bush

It's cool to have parents and family who will always tell me the truth no matter what. They'll tell me if I'm doing something stupid! — Jordin Sparks

This is unparalyzed in the state's history. — Gib Lewis

The secret to happiness is short-term, stupid self-interest! — Bill Watterson

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. — Peter Drucker

The greatest power of bureaucracies is to make the smart act stupid and the good to act evil. — Raul Ramos Y Sanchez