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Quit hogging the Cheetos, you stupid fuck.
— Chris Bowsman
The reason I went for Jenny Craig is I thought, Maybe I'm not the only one who has stupid reasons for getting fat.
— Kirstie Alley
Four can be as stupid as ten. No need to crowd the room.
— Suzanne Collins
I look down at the gun. It's jammed. Stupid semiautomatic piece of crap.
— Cristin Terrill
The more stupid one is, the more he thinks he thinks he knows.
— Eric Shanower
Where are your sons?" asked the prince."Well, it's not so easy to give an answer when you ask a stupid question!" said the woman. — Hans Christian Andersen
Since I'm the judge, it's a very stupid thing to irritate me!
— Judy Sheindlin
The essence of tyranny is the enforcement of stupid laws.
— Edmund Burke
Maybe we were all destined to just keep doing the same stupid things, over and over again, never really learning a single thing.
— Sarah Dessen
I'm blushing at my own stupid, nonsensical, meaningless thought process, which, by the way, nobody knows about except me.
— Sophie Kinsella
I'll argue to the death against stupid legislation, but some rules exist for a reason.
— Alastair Reynolds
Stupid to the power of stupid.
— Kami Garcia
His death had been as futile as his life. He died ingloriously, of a stupid disease, failing once more, even at the end, to accomplish anything.
— W. Somerset Maugham
Love's ship has foundered on the rocks of life. We're quits: stupid to draw up a list of mutual sorrows, hurts and pains.
— Vladimir Mayakovsky
If we're bringing up kids that are so stupid that they kill themselves because of a song, what good are the kids in the first place ?
— Marilyn Manson
Intelligence resembles insanity only on the stupid.
— Harry Harrison
Is he blind, or merely stupid?""He is honorable. Sometimes it amounts to the same thing. — George R R Martin
The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.
— Jane Austen
Politics goes in one ear and out the other. I don't even know the president's name for sure. That's how stupid I am.
— Brian Wilson
This is not her story. But it is the story of that terrible, stupid catastrophe and some of its consequences.
— Douglas Adams
That's right; put on the steam, fasten down the escape-valve, and sit on it, and see there you'll land.
— Harriet Beecher Stowe
His lips rise. "I usually dumb down around the intellectually deficient so I don't come off like a complete prick." I think he just called me stupid.
— Krista Ritchie
When I got my head shaved, it was all over the papers. It's weird that when you get a haircut you are in the papers, it's pretty stupid
— Mark Feehily
Soviet propaganda is remarkably effective and the Americans are even more remarkably stupid.
— Mohammed Reza Pahlavi
You need to believe in your passion, no matter how stupid or insane that might make you look to the rest of the world.
— Jason Ellis
We hurt ourselves much more than anyone can hurt us just by believing the stupid thoughts we get sometimes.
— Charles F. Glassman
Stupid arguments and the desire to be right -- that's what drives people apart -- that or death.
— Frances Norris
The truth is nobody here is as stupid or evil as I let on. Except me.
— Chuck Palahniuk
I'd fallen hard. Like a stupid idiot, I'd gone and fallen in love with the guy that took my virginity and rocked my world. Damn it.
— Jessica Clare
We want to evolve; like the Stones.
— Justin Timberlake
Love makes people so stupid.
— Magnus Flyte
I like the word 'asinine' because I want to say something more academic than 'stupid, dimwitted, dumb-fuckery.
— Jayne Marlowe
How are you feeling?" She rubs the back of her neck. "Stupid question."
"Well, ask me and I'll tell you I'm fucking great. — Courtney Summers
Get the hell out of Palestine.
— Helen Thomas
Sometimes you wonder why you're out here. And the stupid thing about it, is you haven't got an answer. - excerpt from: freefalling
— Darlenne Susan Girard
If all human beings understood history, they might cease making the same stupid mistakes over and over.
— Isaac Asimov
The probability that a genius can do stupid things is much higher than the probability that a stupid can do genius things.
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
Why do you ask The Rock stupid questions? Why are you an ugly hermaphrodite? Nobody knows, Kevin Kelly.
— Dwayne Johnson
I guess if you're stupid enough to join the army without thinking about getting shot at, then you really are a fool.
— James Blunt
Some days I just think the whole world and life and everything is stupid. And that's 'cause I be missing you.
— Jacqueline Woodson
You find yourself in the world, without any power, immovable as a rock, stupid, so to speak, as a log of wood.
— Nicolas Malebranche
The human mind is utterly stupid when it carries, quite willingly, the heavy burden of resentment.
— Sri Chinmoy
I've watched them. Watched them walking with this stupid smile on their faces into the biggest risk you can take in this life.
— Geraldine Brooks
I do things by the book, even when the book is stupid. You know why? That's how we get the conviction.
— Douglas Preston, Lincoln Child
If you jump out of a plane without a parachute, does that make you brave? No, I think that makes you stupid. I will never play without the mask again.
— Jacques Plante
My dreams are a stupid shelter, like an umbrella against lightning.
— Fernando Pessoa
But I'm human. Besides being irrational, stupid, and unpredictable, humans are really curious. I needed to know what the hell was making that noise.
— Manel Loureiro
Had your forefathers, Wigglesworth, been as stupid as you are, the human race would never have succeeded in procreating itself.
— Alan Bennett
My great moment of triumph ... It's all turned to dust. I wasn't the heroine of the hour. I was the thoughtless, stupid villain.
— Sophie Kinsella
Have and the have nots. Why do people say that, it's stupid? I think it should be the gets and the get nots; that makes more sense.
— James Jean-Pierre
Only the stupid and the phlegmatic should teach.
— Willa Cather
The line between stupid teenaged behavior that causes an end to teenaged lives and stupid teenaged behavior that turns into a prank is very thin. Kids
— Carolyn McSparren
Stop using the word 'bromance.' Can we please kill that stupid term? We're just friends. It's called friendship!
— Blake Shelton
It's one thing to be banal, stupid, and idiotic on the inside. It's another to have it captured in writing.
— Karl Ove Knausgaard
I have always voted Labour and I always will. I have got to have one stupid, bovine part of me and that's the part that votes Labour.
— Julie Burchill
What are you doing?""Playing house" said Felix
"Do you want to come and pour the tea?"
Ella's not stupid. "You are not. — Sally Nicholls
At dawn a great shark mouth appears at the horizon smiling like a stupid angel and chewing silently on the sky. Women
— China Mieville
Rules are for the stupid, the clueless, those who cannot be trusted to do the right thing.
— Jared Dillian
The happiness I saw in her eyes eventually helped ease my pain. As long as she was happy, I was happy. Love was that stupid.
— Nald Tabuzo
One second he was in my face, making me feel stupid and useless. The next he was like this: hovering, concerned, worried.
— Kelley Armstrong
God's anointing is not based on your performance, but if you don't open the Word, you're stupid, because that's where the words of life are.
— Andrew Wommack
Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano.
— Margot Asquith
A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Ninety-five per cent of my language problems are the fault of that stupid little midget.
— Gianfranco Zola
Getting hung up on 'how' is just the stupid part of your brain throwing a tantrum because it feels left out.
— Mark Frost
I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.
— Hillary Rodham Clinton
Even if you fail or do something stupid, if you can laugh in the end, that's all that matters.
— Kei Kanai
The enemy isn't men, or women, it's bloody stupid people and no one has the right to be stupid.
— Terry Pratchett
Early to bed and early to rise," Mazer intoned, "makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes.
— Orson Scott Card
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[T]o really try to be informed and literate today is to feel stupid nearly all the time, and to need help.
— David Foster Wallace
If you can find it in you to love how stupid the entertainment industry is, you can have a great career.
— Jon Cryer
It's just this emptiness between us, the stupid idea I could kiss it away,
— Courtney Summers
At times one feels that what is being said in the West is that the fact that you are a Muslim predisposes you to this blind, stupid terrorism.
— Lakhdar Brahimi
One of my hardest parts of my job is to console the family members who have lost their life.
— George W. Bush
It's cool to have parents and family who will always tell me the truth no matter what. They'll tell me if I'm doing something stupid!
— Jordin Sparks
This is unparalyzed in the state's history.
— Gib Lewis
The secret to happiness is short-term, stupid self-interest!
— Bill Watterson
