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My parents signed me up for classical guitar lessons, which made for two years of the most depressing Wednesday evenings. — Andrew Garfield

Hey, Warren, the Raiders signed you to a seven-year deal. I guess Bill Callahan was right - they are the dumbest team in America. — Tom Arnold

We signed to play until the day we died, and we did. — Jimmy Greaves

I'd like to think I would have signed the Civil Rights bill and wouldn't have had any issues with it. — Gary Johnson

My name is Alex Riley and I've been signed to a personal services contract for The Miz. — Alex Riley

After two years in the songwriting world, I wrote 'All About That Bass.' L.A. Reid heard it and signed me as an artist. — Meghan Trainor

I've signed with major labels, and I haven't had any control over the money. — Chuck D

I guess my most prized pop culture possession is a signed first edition of the book 'Fight Club' by Chuck Palahniuk. — Jen Lancaster

He signed the letter: George Washington Gale Ferris. — Erik Larson

If I didn't believe in this team and this organization and the direction that we're headed, I wouldn't have signed the extension. — LeBron James

Los Angeles signed a pact with the devil and lost its soul a long time ago, you know? It flourishes, but it's doomed. — Tiffanie DeBartolo

When I first got signed, I bought a vintage guitar from the 1930s for Â£1000. I've bought a Â£400 SLR camera, too, which was quite extravagant. — Gabrielle Aplin

My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes. — Ronald Reagan

Also she signed away the right to self-destruct years ago. The fine print on the birth certificate, her friends call it. — Jenny Offill

Grabbed my duffel, my toothbrush, and a signed copy of my favorite book. Just the essentials. — C.M. Stunich

Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off. — Darynda Jones

Why aren't you signed up for the 401K? I'd never be able to run that far. — Scott Adams

Hearth's eyes rimmed with green water. He signed to us, and this time I think he actually meant I love you and not the giantesses are drunk. — Rick Riordan

I'm half crazy but I know the Devil real. I should know, I signed a record deal. — Bishop Lamont

I'm signed to a U.S. label, and I didn't enjoy the 3 A.M. phone calls. I'm not a great sleeper, so I didn't enjoy being woken up. — Estelle

The Republican establishment has been pushing for lightweight Senator Marco Rubio to say anything to hit [Donald]Trump. I signed the pledge. Careful. — Donald Trump

From the time you were signed at MGM you just felt you were in God's hands. — Ann Rutherford

My mom is very excited for the fact that I got signed and, of course, being a mom, she's going to be a little worried. — Leon Bridges

As if you could terminate love abruptly because the one you loved signed papers with someone else in a church. — Ali Shaw

The men of the East may spell the stars,
And times and triumphs mark,
But the men signed of the cross of Christ
Go gaily in the dark. — G.K. Chesterton

In 1999, I just came out of putting out the song 'Vivrant Thing' and 'Breathe and Stop' off the 'Amplified' album. Clive Davis signed me to Arista. — Q-Tip

Under the Convention of Chuenpi, signed in January 1841 (but then repudiated by the Emperor), Hong Kong became a British possession. — Niall Ferguson

By the time Jon Snow signed the parchment the Braavosi drew up, both of them were half-drunk and quite unhappy. Jon thought that a good sign. — George R R Martin

I am so not a pageant girl, but I signed up for the Miss Junior Florida contest because I thought it would be good experience. — Amanda Latona

I was never actually signed to the label; I was just the annoying rapper that was always around at the studio sessions. — JD Era

The Yankees' Facebook page was hacked. The hacker was immediately purchased and signed to a 5 year contract with the Yankees. — Stephen Colbert

In Iraq and Afghanistan, our soldiers signed up intentionally. That's a huge difference from the largely conscripted army of my era. — Tim O'Brien

Saudi hijackers first came into contact with al-Qaeda and went through Terrorism 101 when they signed up for the jihad in Afghanistan. — Thomas Friedman

Elvis walked over and signed a few autographs over the fence. They were screaming. I had never seen this. — Minnie Pearl

I signed up for the musical Tommy in the West End, where I met my husband. — Kim Wilde

I was just your average hockey mom, and signed up for the PTA because I wanted to make my kids' public education better. — Sarah Palin

When I was signed, that was before the punk thing even happened. — Kate Bush

The judge, for instance, who signed the warrant for Charlie's arrest that last time he went into remand is still on the bench. — Anna Funder

Ha, some days ago the same people were one hundred per cent sure that I'd signed for Red Bull! So much for that. — Kimi Raikkonen

Said the Knave, I didn't write it and they can't prove that I did; there's no name signed at the end. — Lewis Carroll

When my mother signed at MGM, that was the only kind of contract you could sign. There was no such thing as an independent agent. — Lorna Luft

Larry the Cable Guy has signed a deal with Cracker Barrel. Not the store. He signed a deal with a barrel full of angry rednecks. — Andy Kindler

One of the first things I said when I signed on for the show was No hugs! Full House was all based on hugs. — Bob Saget

Our terminal decline into old age and death stems from the fine print of the contract that we signed with our mitochondria two billion years ago. — Nick Lane

Some people are just so happy to get published to, they sign anything. Next thing you know, they've signed over the rights to their book. — Eric Jerome Dickey

I'm not very charismatic or telegenic. I feel bad for the kids waiting three hours in line for their book to be signed. — Jeff Kinney

Stephen Colbert used to be my friend. I even signed the poor baby's cast when he hurt his hand. — Nancy Pelosi

Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show ... called Skating with the Nieces of Terrorists. — Tina Fey

There was a look on his face that was hard to describe. The devil must look like that after you've signed on the dotted line and given away your soul. — Laurell K. Hamilton

I was signed to a record label at the same time as my friend Elliot Murphy, who makes great records to this day. — Bruce Springsteen

I signed a very modest $3,000 bonus with the Braves in Milwaukee. And my old man didn't have that kinda money to put out. — Bob Uecker

I signed my likeness away. Every time I look in the mirror, I have to send Lucas a couple of bucks. — Carrie Fisher

When the peace treaty is signed, the war isn't over for the veterans, or the family. It's just starting. — Karl Marlantes

Art is the terms of an armistice signed with fate. — Bernard DeVoto

The agreement to place the binational planning group at our new Northern Command was also signed in December. — Paul Cellucci

The jury's still out on your level of intellect. After all, you signed up with Evil Incorporated in the first place. — Katherine McIntyre

Ronald Reagan just signed the new tax law. But I think he was in Hollywood too long. He signed it, 'Best wishes, Ronald Reagan.' — Johnny Carson

The worst day of my political life was when President George W. Bush signed McCain-Feingold into law in the early part of his first Administration. — Mitch McConnell

After all, Bill Clinton is the guy that signed welfare reform. — Rush Limbaugh

If my wife made childhood obesity her mission and I signed a law making 1/8 cup of tomato paste a vegetable, I'd be sleeping on the sofa. — Alton Brown

I was under the impression I had signed a three-year contract. I want to be back. I expect to be back. I will be back. — Greg Maddux

I HAVE A HEARTBURN AND DIAHREA AT THE MOMENT
LIFE'S ABITCH. CHAT LATER?
[signed] SORE TUSH — Mitch Albom

When he stumbles in the trench / his hands cut into mud like dough. / Surrounded by puddles, rats, lice." -- The Baker Signed up, 1914 — Alex Boyd

I was signed to MGM. I was in Vegas for sixteen weeks at the Sands Hotel. — Solomon Burke

What makes a good client, to me, is one that signed on for the strategy as well as the execution, not just the end product. — Gary Vaynerchuk

The war that exists between you and God can be over quickly, and the peace treaty is signed in the blood of [God's] Son Jesus Christ. — Billy Graham

To be able to write 'Superman,' to be able to work with the legendary artist who is John Romita Jr., I signed on as soon as I could. — Gene Luen Yang

The thing that I did not like about being signed to a label was I unable to have control over what I wanted to do. — Jessica Sanchez

The girl who signed her papers in lipstick
leans against the drugstore, smoking,
brushing her hair like a machine — Billy Collins

The best part of being signed by a major label was having the support of a big company behind me and the ability to meet new artists and producers. — Jessica Sanchez

If I hadn't had a childhood career, I probably would've signed a contract with the first person I came across. — Shania Twain

I am going into the adult market because they don't care what label you are signed to or who you know. — Luther Campbell

So, Arsenal have signed Arsene Wenger because his name sounds a bit like the club. How long before Man Utd sign Stefan Kuntz? — Frank Skinner

When I signed the license, I thought the media wasn't going to pick up on it if I used my real name, Nicholai Hilton. — Nicky Hilton

Dex The Dick. Dex The Kind Grump was shoving his tongue down my throat. My boss. Dex. Charlie. The guy who signed my paychecks. — Mariana Zapata

Drawn up and signed by the proper parties, wherein Epps acknowledged he — Solomon Northup

I never talk about a job before the contract is signed and I've shot the first three days. — Grant Bowler

A man who worships the Creator is a book signed by the Author. — Robert Mullin

Sometimes it was the journey that counted and every one of them had signed on for an odyssey. — Evan Currie

I've signed four autographs for Sam Worthington in L.A., and I haven't told any of the people that I'm not him. — Joel Edgerton

Everyone queue up!' Malfoy roared to the crowd. 'Harry Potter's giving out signed photos! — J.K. Rowling

In 1907, Britain and Russia signed a treaty dividing Iran between them; no Iranian was at the negotiations or even knew they were taking place. — Stephen Kinzer

Mostly, as I said, a desire to do a bit of good, and the quaint notion that this is what we signed up for, this is the business that we have chosen. — Christiane Amanpour

Seriously, is this what the rest of my life is going to be? i don't think i signed up for this. — David Levithan

I've been performing my whole life. My mom signed me up for a theater program when I was five - I was the evil queen in 'Once Upon a Mattress.' — Lilla Crawford

Dick Moss, my agent. Dick became my agent in 1979 when I signed my contract with the Houston Astros. — Nolan Ryan

When I look at you, it's like I can see the colors," he signed. "I love you, Smile Girl. — Marie Hall

You go back and tell Brigham Young that I'll give up the Lord's money when he sends me a receipt signed by the Lord, and no sooner. — Samuel Brannan

When I was signed, at the age of 23 ... the fact that I presented myself as an out gay man was very, very unusual. — Rufus Wainwright

The only time that my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers. — Woody Allen

The turkeys I eat are raised on farms. They're different. They've signed on the dotted line. — Lorrie Moore

I was keenly aware when I was drafted, when I signed my first contract; immediately, I was thinking about the end. — Grant Hill

A jacketless Murdoch resumes his quiz, brushing off the assault as 'an overexcited autograph-hunter wanting to have his shaving foam signed. — Andy Zaltzman

I've signed a contract with the Dutch national team until 2006. So I can win the World Cup not once but twice. — Louis Van Gaal

The framework for peace signed by Egypt and Israel is almost a peace treaty. We solved the problem for the peace treaty 98%. — Menachem Begin

I feel that's important that I have some place to go that isn't on the cover of a magazine. I signed up to make music. — Matt Tong

Did you hear about the woman who sent out 40,000 Valentine Cards doused in perfume and signed, "Guess Who?" She's a divorce lawyer. — Robert Orben

I'd signed six things and my stack wasn't getting any smaller. It was like the paperwork was breeding while I worked. — Ilona Andrews

I don't mind cleaning up the mess that some other folks made, that's what I signed up to do — Barack Obama

The note wasn't signed, but I could tell it was from Morelli by the way my nipples got hard. — Janet Evanovich