The Restroom Quotes
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The Restroom Quotes & Sayings
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You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.
— Jeff Foxworthy
What treaties that the whites have kept, that the red man broken?Not one.
What treaties that the white man gave to us they kept?
Not one. — Sitting Bull
Changing clothes in a public restroom is an acquired skill, one that becomes an art when the bathroom floor hasn't been washed in a decade or more.
— Seanan McGuire
Show me that I m everywhere and get me home for tea.
— George Harrison
I never want to be away from you again, except at work, in the restroom or when one of us is at a movie the other does not want to see.
— Lemony Snicket
Show me a filthy public restroom and I'll show you a society where discipline and order have broken down.
— Lourd Ernest H. De Veyra
As a kid, you run around the house pretending to be a superhero, and now to be doing it as a job, I feel very lucky.
— Chris Hemsworth
If you have to justify an action, you probably shouldn't have done it in the first place.
— Matthew Woodring Stover
Then, I'll find an empty restroom and check my hair and fix my lipstick, or as we cowards like to call it, hide.
— Katja Millay
Midget, midget, midget, how he struts and winks, For he knows a man's as big as what he hopes and thinks! — Kurt Vonnegut
Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and an autograph seeker handed me a pen and paper under the stall door.
— Marlo Thomas
I went to the entrance to the restroom, where the hallway did a sharp bend so nobody could peek into the girls' pee-palace.
— Lilith Saintcrow
Nothing smells worse than a mans restroom in a bar, well that's what the lady told me when I called her number from the wall.
— Stanley Victor Paskavich
The code of the road is, if there is anything to eat, eat; if there is a place to sit, sit; if there is a restroom, go.
— Jessica Savitch
You meet the guy and tell me you aren't going to hide in a plane restroom and whisper when you complain about him.
— Alessandra Torre
I found this bag of fireworks in the men's restroom. Would you guys like to light them off?
— Danny McBride
I lived in a bad neighborhood. I knew so many things a boy shouldn't know. I did so many things a boy shouldn't do.
— John Garfield
Try being my size and going into a public restroom.
— Billy Barty
We don't have much time. Mel will be out of the restroom soon.""You've got a magician named Mel? — Rick Riordan
without music he felt aimless and adrift.
— Nicholas Sparks