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From the outside, the CIA seems pretty exotic, but from the inside, it's a big, bureaucratic place. Think 'post office with spies.' — Barry Eisler

Go work at the post office or Starbucks if you want balance in your life. — Jason Calacanis

The Post Office was the underdog, and an underdog can always find somewhere soft to bite. — Terry Pratchett

The largest business in American handled by a woman is the Money Order Department of the Pittsburgh Post-office; Mary Steel has it in charge. — Lydia Hoyt Farmer

I still have my unemployment books and I remember when I worked for the sanitation department and the post office. — Denzel Washington

Some men are crazy," I said, moving toward the door.
"What do wou mean?"
"I mean, some men are in love with their wives. — Charles Bukowski

I don't buy a lot when I travel, but when I do, I like to send gifts from wherever I am. It's fun to find the local post office. — Juliana Hatfield

To grasp the true meaning of socialism, imagine a world where everything is designed by the post office, even the sleaze. — P. J. O'Rourke

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. — Johnny Carson

Abstract anger is great for rhetorical carrying on. You can go on endlessly about the post office, but it doesn't mean you're mad at your mailman. — P. J. O'Rourke

Lenin's ideal was to build a nation's production effort according to the model of the post office. — Ludwig Von Mises

No one, however long they have held the post, lightly gives up the great office of Chancellor of the Exchequer. Certainly I did not. — Nigel Lawson

Know the official post office abbreviations for all 50 states without having to consult a list. — Marilyn Vos Savant

The Post Office is very careful nowadays. When they get a package marked "Fragile," they throw it underhand. — Milton Berle

Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor. — Adam Carolla

When I was a kid and we used to play Post Office, I was the Dead Letter Office. — Phyllis Diller

There is nothing normal about a musician's lifestyle; I don't have a nine-to-five job at the post office. — Robin Thicke

You know you're a fool when what you're doing makes even the post office seem efficient. — Joshua Cohen

I grew up, really, in the country.When I was a kid there were three country stores, a railroad depot, and a post office. — Jeff Sessions

I don't film messages. I let the post office take care of those. — Bernardo Bertolucci

Now I have to have the biggest P.O. box in the entire post office to get all the manuscripts coming in. — Susie Bright

The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence ... sort of like the Post Office with tanks. — Emo Philips

side. When she tries to explain her passion for it he reminds her how Anthony Trollope wrote all his books after a hard day's work at the Post Office. — Marcia Willett

Amazing that you can get a cappuccino at a gas station in L.A. at four in the morning and you can't buy a stamp at the post office in Sofia. — Annie Ward

The post office actually achieves its mission. I wish we could say the same of the CIA. — Barry Eisler

When people bury treasure nowadays they do it in the Post-Office bank. — Arthur Conan Doyle

I grew up in a house with no running water, 16 miles from the closest place that had a post office. I had a very parochial view of the world. — Rick Perry

At bank, post office or supermarket, there is one universal law which you ignore at your own peril: the shortest line moves the slowest. — Bill Vaughan

Being a writer is 10% inspiration, 80% dedication and 10% going to the post office. — Jay Royston

Let's turn inflation over to the post office. That'll slow it down. — Mo Udall

For my part, I could easily do without the post-office. I think that there are very few important communications made through it. — Henry David Thoreau

You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck. — Jeff Foxworthy